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If This Is Marriage, No Thanks [Pic]

Hits: 13846 | Rating: (2.4) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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ilfg
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 338 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2012 5:15:03 PM
If he's in the right stance, it's no effort at all to stand like that, and he can hold a LOT more weight. Done it myself with someone half again my body weight.

MommyFlaw
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 3 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2012 3:17:14 PM
If my husband did this he would get a blowjob whenever he wanted one for the rest of his natural born life, no questions asked.

"What? Blowjob in wal mart? Absolutely!"

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5281 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2012 6:57:29 AM
Wife: "I need a rest but, there are no benches."
Husband: "It's OK, Love. Sit here."
Wife: "Hmm. Thanks... There's something buzzing in your pocket. You set this up intentionally?"
Husband: "Maybe but, I don't see you getting up."
Wife: "Special dinner, tomorrow."
Husband: "Oh? Increase setting to level three!!"
Cop: "Are you OK, miss? Your face is a bit red."
Wife: "I'm fine. Just needed a seat. I'll get some wahhh-"
Husband: *whispers*"Level five!"
Wife: "AHHHHHHTER!!!"
Cop: "OK, then! Say, you two are a cute couple. I'm going to call my wife..."*raises an eyebrow, grins knowingly, walks away*
Wife: "See what you've done?!"
Husband: "I still don't see you getting up."
Wife: "I am so gonna take care of you for the rest of your life."
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So, that wouldn't be worth a knee bench at the fe

lawndartsftw
Male, 40-49, Canada
 1815 Posts
Sunday, July 15, 2012 9:01:50 PM
Helping your tired wife with a rest break is humiliating ?? Just when I think the captions cant get any stupider, they do. I sometimes think a lawn ornament is writing these things....

Bikubang
Male, 30-39, Canada
 45 Posts
Sunday, July 15, 2012 6:53:50 PM
What's humiliating about helping out your tired wife? I personally wouldn't do that, but if my wife was tired I'd do something for her.

Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1479 Posts
Sunday, July 15, 2012 6:09:02 PM
Angelmassb.. that doesn't even make sense.

DiabloStorm
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 25 Posts
Sunday, July 15, 2012 4:33:41 PM
Because being pussy whipped is bad

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Sunday, July 15, 2012 1:59:40 PM
Because doing stuff for your waifu is bad?

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Sunday, July 15, 2012 1:12:26 PM
"If This Is Marriage, No Thanks"

That must be one of the American national mottos

ChrisP12
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 186 Posts
Sunday, July 15, 2012 12:00:36 PM
Marriage = Death to Sex, the soul, happiness, money, ambition, and hope.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Sunday, July 15, 2012 11:50:08 AM
Maybe I'm clueless, but I have no idea what I'm looking at, let alone what is so humiliating.

fancythat
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1963 Posts
Sunday, July 15, 2012 10:46:27 AM
Sooo, he gets to stretch, and she gets to nonchalantly scratch her ass on his leg? I'm looking for the follow up pic of him pulling his leg out...

ardystic
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1085 Posts
Sunday, July 15, 2012 10:31:41 AM
not as bad as the guy being a human bench.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Sunday, July 15, 2012 10:29:14 AM

Marriage = Death to Sex.
____

Nope...you must not be married.


He means sex with people you still find attractive.

Linkenberger
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1166 Posts
Sunday, July 15, 2012 10:01:26 AM
Brings a new dimention to "supporting his wife".

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3631 Posts
Sunday, July 15, 2012 9:47:56 AM
Marriage = Death to Sex.
____

Nope...you must not be married.

Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2717 Posts
Sunday, July 15, 2012 9:41:05 AM
"I don't see a ring on his finger."

no, it looks like it's on his thigh.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Sunday, July 15, 2012 9:34:22 AM

I don't see a ring on his finger. That there looks more like the Friend Zone to me.

swoop408
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1768 Posts
Sunday, July 15, 2012 8:56:48 AM
Not really humiliating. Just weird on the wife's part IMO.

Marriage = Death to Sex.

Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2717 Posts
Sunday, July 15, 2012 8:53:10 AM
It's only akin to marriage if they've had the following conversation...

"what's wrong?"

"nothing"

"are you sure? you look as though something's wrong"

"leave me alone, I'M FINE"

"okay"

[15 mintues of sulking later]

"if you knew me at all you'd have known i was tired now and offered me your leg to sit on"

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2523 Posts
Sunday, July 15, 2012 8:43:05 AM
Link: If This Is Marriage, No Thanks [Pic] [Rate Link] - No amount of sexy times could justify this humiliation.


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