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The Skeptic's Annotated Bible!

Hits: 9489 | Rating: (2.1) | Category: Arts & Literature | Added by: 5Cats
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nubblins
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1753 Posts
Monday, July 09, 2012 9:50:57 AM
Yeah, it was a sloth. lol
A particularly ugly one, at that :)

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 22078 Posts
Monday, July 09, 2012 7:36:09 AM
vv Gerry?
Regardless: What a cute little sloth!
(you did have a sloth avatar before, right? It's early and brain is still in "gimmie coffee" mode)

nubblins
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1753 Posts
Monday, July 09, 2012 6:34:47 AM
Gerry, it is. When she was that little, I swear she had narcolepsy. XD

MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Monday, July 09, 2012 4:25:47 AM
But that poo ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.

MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Monday, July 09, 2012 4:13:02 AM
Aw, that's a disappointment, so the bit where Moses murders an Egyptian and gets away with it isn't true?

Shucks, maybe I'll wait for the Tarantino version before I read it.

Baalthazaq
Male, 18-29, Asia
 4753 Posts
Monday, July 09, 2012 3:42:25 AM
... yeah... it's the version I use all the time to make sure I'm not using a favourable version to me.

It's also the version I've been using since... what... 2000? 2001?

It's not very good. Much of it is desperate attempts at finding something wrong, completely disconnected at any given point.

"Thou shall not" - SEE?! LOOK AT IT BEING ALL BOSSY!
"Kill" - IT WANTS YOU TO MUUURDERRR!!!

tatripp
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1201 Posts
Monday, July 09, 2012 1:06:39 AM
This is stupid. I didn't look under all the categories, but i did look under biblical contradictions. Many of the compared verses had nothing to do with each other, were not in context, and didn't even contradict at all. Example: "God is Love" does not necessarily contradict that God should be feared.

I also looked for things under the book of mormon and that was so stupid. I found a verse that seemed even so poorly written that I had to check an online book of mormon to verify it. Sure enough the line was hardly noticeable in the actual text and the meaning from the skeptic version was absolutely not the same as the actual version. It is funny how unskeptical the "skeptics" will be when finding information about something that is arguing in their favor. I wouldn't be surprised if this website was actually a joke on people who claim to be skeptics. It is almost as ridiculous as the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide website.

eduardoleon
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 501 Posts
Monday, July 09, 2012 12:54:21 AM
oh iab and its flamewars reasons why reading comments here is too much of a hassle

MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Monday, July 09, 2012 12:23:08 AM


5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 22078 Posts
Sunday, July 08, 2012 11:30:06 PM
@jkfld: Interesting theory, and the spectre of "puppetry" has come up now and then, but I offer 3 arguements: 2 serious and 1 silly (y'all can figure out which is which)
#1: Strong People have no need of "puppets" WE speak the truth and have nothing to hide. In my personal experience it is lefties & liberals who are vastly MORE likey to use puppets. Why? Because they NEED to be part of the "in crowd" where everyone agrees with them!
#2 You are a "dog person" and your opinion is meaningless
#3: YOU are the sort of atheist who chooses fear and hate over love and understanding. I'll explain: You're so afraid that Christians "know" something YOU can't understand that you'd sooner destroy their religion than admit your weakness. YOU mistake telling the truth as "trolling" so I suspect you're also a liberal.
REAL Christains, like Daniel in the Lion's Den, are not afraid of the opinions of others: speak the truth

jkfld
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 138 Posts
Sunday, July 08, 2012 11:07:21 PM
@TheJ3553:
Judging by his previous posts, I suspect TheGuySmiley is a sockpuppet account created by Crakrjak or one of the other fundamentalist Christians on this site. (Well, maybe not Crakrjak, because I don't think he'd be clever enough to give his sockpuppet a Muppet-related name.) His gimmick is to show up in religious threads and spout off about "love" while making the usual baseless Christian truth claims. The idea is that his unrelenting "lovingness" will make the atheists he is trolling look like big old meanies when they inevitably ridicule his nonsensical beliefs. This is somehow supposed to discredit the atheists, shame them, and turn the tide of opinion against them. It's also supposed to demonstrate how saintly, patient, and loving his imaginary friend makes him.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 22078 Posts
Sunday, July 08, 2012 11:00:23 PM
:heart: @nubblins "gets it" hooray!
Is that YOUR "little nubblin" in your avatar?

True Christians are NOT afraid of flaws and hard to understand parts of the Bible: they have Faith, that's all they need!
IF a few words on a printed page is enough to turn your face away from God's? You were doing it wrong in the first place...

nubblins
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1753 Posts
Sunday, July 08, 2012 7:53:44 PM
I've been to this site many times before it was posted here. This is a good reference for anyone who wants to look deeper into the Bible for oddities and interesting tid bits. It truly gives you a better understanding of stuff in the Bible whether you're a true skeptic or a person of faith.

underhill
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3 Posts
Sunday, July 08, 2012 7:10:21 PM
I'll go with George Carlin on this one and say: "Keep thy religion to thyselves!" Problem solved.

TheJ3553
Male, 18-29, Canada
 145 Posts
Sunday, July 08, 2012 5:32:54 PM
"God is love, and mockery has no place in love."

I really hope you're trolling because that makes no sense.

ScottSerious
Male, 18-29, Western US
 5329 Posts
Sunday, July 08, 2012 4:53:53 PM
i don't care

TheGuySmiley
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1222 Posts
Sunday, July 08, 2012 4:37:36 PM
Mockers will mock, but faith in God will go on forever. God is love, and mockery has no place in love.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 22078 Posts
Sunday, July 08, 2012 4:14:33 PM
This post, while satirical, is a PERFECT example of this...

@SteelGrid: Not satire, it's FUNNY! I personally found dozens of lol-worthy tidbits there! And interesting stuff, and 'gee I didn't know that!' stuff too. Both positive and negative.

@markust: there's no shortage of mistakes in ALL the holy books! THIS site makes them oh-so-easy to find!
Like: One Gospel lists 28 ancestors for Jesus (leading back to David) while the other lists 43! And only 5 names are the same? WTF! How did THAT get past the Editor?

Funny + Educational + Interesting = WIN!

Steelgrid
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2704 Posts
Sunday, July 08, 2012 4:07:19 PM
"The following is the worst editing error in the Bible: "

Normally, i would run with your post and be offensive but to be honest, Im just tired of these. Really.

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 3950 Posts
Sunday, July 08, 2012 4:05:47 PM
god who?

markust123
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3784 Posts
Sunday, July 08, 2012 3:34:35 PM
The following is the worst editing error in the Bible:

"(2:7, 18-22) "God formed man of the dust of the ground." In the first creation story, God makes humans (male and female) after the other animals; in the second, God makes a man first, then the other animals, and then a woman.
Were humans created before or after the other animals?"

I'm curious how the followers of the Bible explain this colossal error. Because the mistake is so close together it is almost as if the people who wrote the bible were screwing with their followers.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Sunday, July 08, 2012 3:21:27 PM
Thats because, I assume like myself, he missed coming to this site and LAUGHING!!!

Its like I keep saying, and people mock me for it, ever since whatever Staff change happened when we lost the Fancy's HDD posts and moveed to the clicky clicky bulls.hit, this site has gone down hill, crashed, made a crater, and rolled down the sides.

In short, posts have gone from funny to just trying to incite reactions on the forums. This post, while satirical, is a PERFECT example of this....



You should ask for your money back.

Steelgrid
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2704 Posts
Sunday, July 08, 2012 2:57:40 PM
"I don't know about everyone else, tedgp, but I'm getting more fed up with your moaning about nothing in every single post you make. "

Thats because, I assume like myself, he missed coming to this site and LAUGHING!!!

Its like I keep saying, and people mock me for it, ever since whatever Staff change happened when we lost the Fancy's HDD posts and moveed to the clicky clicky bulls.hit, this site has gone down hill, crashed, made a crater, and rolled down the sides.

In short, posts have gone from funny to just trying to incite reactions on the forums. This post, while satirical, is a PERFECT example of this....

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 22078 Posts
Sunday, July 08, 2012 2:42:04 PM
This post is in no way an attempt to start a "Holy Flame War"!
I'm of the opinion that the site is useful to both pro- AND anti- religious folks!
And it's FUNNY! Really wonderfully funny!

Filed under "Good Stuff"
Matthew 6:28 "Consider the lilies of the field...." A nice analogy, good advice (unless you live in cold climates), and a great movie."

Well, I lol'd: it gets cold here bro!

Mikeoxsbiggg
Male, 30-39, Canada
 957 Posts
Sunday, July 08, 2012 2:41:07 PM
Nothing I didn't already know.

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