Male, 40-49, Europe
|Monday, July 09, 2012 5:42:43 AM|
Don't look directly into it ...
Male, 30-39, Europe
|Sunday, July 08, 2012 5:14:11 AM|
It's obviously a scene from the new spiderman movie where he discovers his new power !
Female, 40-49, Asia
|Sunday, July 08, 2012 4:47:56 AM|
The husband came home early?
Male, 30-39, Europe
|Sunday, July 08, 2012 1:31:25 AM|
How the drat?
Male, 50-59, Europe
|Sunday, July 08, 2012 1:01:15 AM|
No, sir, I will not use it to pull you back inside.
Male, 30-39, Southern US
|Saturday, July 07, 2012 10:26:20 PM|
At least she knows beyond a shadow of a doubt that he's not concealing a weapon.
Male, 40-49, Southern US
|Saturday, July 07, 2012 10:14:56 PM|
Cop:"So... How DID you get out there?"
Guy:"Wife spraying spider in toilet plus cigarette plus open window."
Cop:"Oh. I thought your nuts were supposed to be that color. Does that hurt?"
Guy:"Only when the phone ring-yee-yee-yings!! Dammit!! F-ing 90 volt shocks! What else can happen to me here?"
Cop:"Well, there is that bee the just landed on your a-"
Guy:"OWWW!!! FUFF!!! I'm ALLERTHIC!!!"*face and tongue swelling*
Cop:"Well then: There is the matter of the citation for contacting the wire without a permit."
Guy:"The onthy thinn that can mathe this worth ith hathing my ath end up all oather the neth."
Cop:"No chance of that happening..." *looking at people with camera phones*
Male, 50-59, Western US
|Saturday, July 07, 2012 6:55:25 PM|
Is that Tosh.O?
Male, 50-59, Canada
|Saturday, July 07, 2012 6:54:55 PM|
Cop: Sir! Don't kill yourself just because you have a tiny penis!
Guy: What? I'm killing myself because I lost my job!
Cop: Oh, hahaha! Just forget what I said!
Male, 50-59, Southern US
|Saturday, July 07, 2012 6:37:31 PM|
Cops have it bad enough, what with the violence and Human depravity. Can you imagine having to look at the view her perspective must have rendered?
Female, 30-39, Europe
|Saturday, July 07, 2012 6:22:10 PM|
Kinky poo: yoor doing it rong.
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
|Saturday, July 07, 2012 6:13:19 PM|
It looks like she is really enjoying the view.
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
|Saturday, July 07, 2012 6:34:19 AM|
Link: To Serve And Protect [Pic] [Rate Link] - And try not to make any jokes about having big balls...well hello there officer!