 Vimto
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2015 Posts
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Monday, July 09, 2012 5:42:43 AM
Don't look directly into it ... |
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 Tekinette
Male, 18-29, Europe
256 Posts
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Sunday, July 08, 2012 5:14:11 AM
It's obviously a scene from the new spiderman movie where he discovers his new power ! |
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 sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
2028 Posts
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Sunday, July 08, 2012 4:47:56 AM
The husband came home early? |
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 Buiadh
Male, 18-29, Europe
6651 Posts
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Sunday, July 08, 2012 1:31:25 AM
How the drat? |
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 drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
1561 Posts
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Sunday, July 08, 2012 1:01:15 AM
No, sir, I will not use it to pull you back inside. |
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 Brometheus
Male, 30-39, Southern US
307 Posts
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Saturday, July 07, 2012 10:26:20 PM
At least she knows beyond a shadow of a doubt that he's not concealing a weapon. |
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 CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
2521 Posts
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Saturday, July 07, 2012 10:14:56 PM
Cop:"So... How DID you get out there?"
Guy:"Wife spraying spider in toilet plus cigarette plus open window."
Cop:"Oh. I thought your nuts were supposed to be that color. Does that hurt?"
Guy:"Only when the phone ring-yee-yee-yings!! Dammit!! F-ing 90 volt shocks! What else can happen to me here?"
Cop:"Well, there is that bee the just landed on your a-"
Guy:"OWWW!!! FUFF!!! I'm ALLERTHIC!!!"*face and tongue swelling*
Cop:"Well then: There is the matter of the citation for contacting the wire without a permit."
Guy:"The onthy thinn that can mathe this worth ith hathing my ath end up all oather the neth."
Cop:"No chance of that happening..." *looking at people with camera phones* |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
26252 Posts
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Saturday, July 07, 2012 6:55:25 PM
Is that Tosh.O? |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
17464 Posts
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Saturday, July 07, 2012 6:54:55 PM
Cop: Sir! Don't kill yourself just because you have a tiny penis!
Guy: What? I'm killing myself because I lost my job!
Cop: Oh, hahaha! Just forget what I said!
Guy: Waaa! |
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 CaptKangaroo
Male, 50-59, Southern US
1198 Posts
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Saturday, July 07, 2012 6:37:31 PM
Cops have it bad enough, what with the violence and Human depravity. Can you imagine having to look at the view her perspective must have rendered? |
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 MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
2597 Posts
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Saturday, July 07, 2012 6:22:10 PM
Kinky poo: yoor doing it rong. |
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 freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9911 Posts
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Saturday, July 07, 2012 6:13:19 PM
It looks like she is really enjoying the view. |
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 kitteh9lives
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
994 Posts
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Saturday, July 07, 2012 6:34:19 AM
Link: To Serve And Protect [Pic] [Rate Link] - And try not to make any jokes about having big balls...well hello there officer! |
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