 ledzeppeloyd
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2184 Posts
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Sunday, July 08, 2012 2:07:25 PM
really? |
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 freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9843 Posts
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Saturday, July 07, 2012 7:13:19 PM
I know what my kids are getting for Christmas. |
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 TheJ3553
Male, 18-29, Canada
145 Posts
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Saturday, July 07, 2012 6:52:09 PM
@Guhlius
Still the worst game ever.
All that proved is you can add mods to it and record very low quality videos while screaming at stupid poo. |
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 Guhlius
Male, 18-29, Europe
1 Posts
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Saturday, July 07, 2012 11:19:14 AM
I beg to differ |
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 panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
8144 Posts
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Saturday, July 07, 2012 7:36:08 AM
Who thought this was a good idea. |
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 BlankTom
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
6533 Posts
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Saturday, July 07, 2012 6:04:20 AM
@Forplay2k Change the name to GardenVille and put it on facebook and you have yourself a hit. |
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 Adcro
Male, 18-29, Europe
287 Posts
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Saturday, July 07, 2012 4:30:35 AM
@asianchamp It's £10 (ten pounds) not $10. This amazing game in the US and Aus would be around $15! lol |
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 asianchamp
Male, 18-29, Australia
413 Posts
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Saturday, July 07, 2012 2:35:52 AM
$10? Haha, NPC hobos trying to steal your lunch? |
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 Forplay2k
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
153 Posts
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Saturday, July 07, 2012 1:44:59 AM
No, the worst "game" ever would be watching the grass grow.
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 mon360
Male, 13-17, Southern US
741 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 10:59:37 PM
@FoolsPrussia
lol no it's a real game, it's prolly the best one ever |
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 Fwoggie2
Male, 30-39, Europe
1159 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 10:46:30 PM
DShephard - fab link, made my LOL |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16968 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 10:24:01 PM
You name it? Then there exists:
-porn of it
-computer game of it
Mmmm, catgirl game?
YUP! It Exists! Y'all can go find your own catgirl p0rn... |
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PosisDas
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
40 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 10:13:45 PM
No, the worst "game" ever is Big Rigs Over the Road Racing. The only reason to even call it a game and not some utterly forgettable POS alpha is because it was actually boxed and put on store shelves. |
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 FoolsPrussia
Male, 18-29, Western US
2869 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 9:46:24 PM
It's probably training software. |
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 DShephard
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1586 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 7:57:08 PM
Look at the gameplay of it. It's real, and terrible.
I still want it. |
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 slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
2140 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 6:39:56 PM
so how come the filter didn't work????? |
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slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
2140 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 6:39:10 PM
@whodat
'cocktail' is funny but i think 'cockroaches' is funnier.... |
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 Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
9438 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 6:32:55 PM
You're snappy subtitle won't save your obviously crappy game from its crappiness. |
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 Fancysucksss
Male, 18-29, Western US
1051 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 6:09:03 PM
If they have any form of martial arts I'm throwing my money down the pooter |
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 whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
2260 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 6:01:02 PM
"roostertail" <-- Hahahahahaaahhaa!!!!!!!! |
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 Penguinato23
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
295 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 5:37:30 PM
Really? The filter sensors the 'c-ck' in 'c-cktail'? Jesus, why is there even a filter? If this was meant to be a site for children, well, that ship sailed a long, LONG time ago. On top of it it doesn't just insert some stars, it changes the word. It's moronic.
There are pictures and links to clearly adult things all over here, so what genius just arbitrarily decided 'herp a derp, better put us a filter on here! Don't wanta be corruptin' none o' them kiddies! Derp...Well, now that them kiddies are safe, I guess I better get back to puttin' some of these pictures o' things that look like d-cks an' stuff up here..."
It's annoying having to put hashes in any word that could possibly get filtered to avoid getting it automatically get changed so what I wrote sounds idiotic (or any more so than it already did) or nonsensical. Now that I think of it there's probably a more appropriate avenue for my b-tching somewhere. I should investigate. |
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 Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
1544 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 5:32:37 PM
Penguin whatever dude:
Your imagination is too wild for this game.
The levels are progressive;
1. start engine, drive around for 10 minutes.
2. switch on rotary brush on kerbside, practice close-kerb vehicle control.
3. learn how to fill tanks and use dust-suppression water-spray.
4. 2 hour lunch-break checkin' out the chicks!
5. head back to the depot.
6. you're the game designer, help! |
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Penguinato23
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
295 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 5:20:58 PM
Secretly in it you're actually a pissed off municipal worker who's decided he's had enough of cleaning up people's sh-t (I guess perhaps literally sometimes...) and isn't going to take it anymore.
The first mission starts off with some calm street cleaning. Then the guy snaps and you start ramping the truck and running stuff over before smashing into the gun store and incapacitating the owner.
The next mission has you moving through the city gunning down pigs GTA style on your way to the pharmacy a few blocks over. Once there you break in, hold them up and start start sucking down a roostertail of pills. It gives you the powerups [painless] (recover more quickly from injuries) and [tweakin'] (increased stamina and accuracy).
The next mission involves successfully taking hostages in the pharmacy and finding a method of escape while holding off the pigs.
Sounds like a pretty sweet game to me. |
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Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
1544 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 4:37:17 PM
Don't knock heritage.
There are many industries with multi-generational employees; grandfathers, fathers, sons, all of them earning a living providing society with the services it most desperately needs.
If you feel your that child could follow in your footsteps, then it your duty to ensure that they are given a good start in life.
I rest my case Your Honour. |
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 IRockYeah
Male, 30-39, Europe
2141 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 4:19:38 PM
You need to check out Cr1TiKaL's YouTube page. He does gameplay commentaries on stuff like this and other games. He be funny. |
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