 T3hHippie
Male, 18-29, Canada
 166 Posts
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Saturday, July 07, 2012 10:34:11 PM
John 14:6 clearly states: "Turn right and continue forward 3 miles and turn left onto...." |
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 MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
2221 Posts
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Saturday, July 07, 2012 3:42:37 PM
Searching religions...
Searching religions...
Religion found.
"After 200 yards turn right… then bear left…but not to the dark side." |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16924 Posts
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Saturday, July 07, 2012 2:15:02 PM
vv True that @markust! He's trying to parody:
"God is my co-pilot" eh? Looks to me.
That would make:
"Jesus Christ is my GPS" the more effective way to write it. It has better 'flow' that way too...
Nice catch! |
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 markust123
Male, 40-49, Western US
3783 Posts
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Saturday, July 07, 2012 8:59:04 AM
Doesn't his sentence structure put more importance on the GPS? |
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 Badenov
Male, 70 & Over, Eastern US
142 Posts
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Saturday, July 07, 2012 8:55:03 AM
That's nothing. Mary Magdalene is my airbag. |
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5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16924 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 11:14:25 PM
Me: GPS Jesus? Directions to Heaven please.
Sorry, Dad already gave you that information.
Me: Drats! How about a shortcut? |
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 lawndartsftw
Male, 40-49, Canada
1815 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 10:00:59 PM
Haha had to laugh at this !! |
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 DShephard
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1586 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 7:58:10 PM
I'm going to look in John to find that exact quote. |
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 honkeylips
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
1392 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 6:04:31 PM
Aaaah this one was pretty funny! |
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 Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
1531 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 4:51:32 PM
Thought about this a bit further.
GPS: god's personal saviour?
god's personal steering?
come on folks, I've lit the fuse, get on with it!! |
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Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
1531 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 4:48:27 PM
Arf-Arf!!! This one saved in my 'religious' category of top stuff! Excellent!! |
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 SCfan
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
1663 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 4:33:28 PM
My wife is my GPS. She might not get me into heaven, but she sure as hell keeps me from getting lost. |
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 mervviscious
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
1785 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 3:28:59 PM
Neil DeGrasse Tyson is my GPS... |
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 NOCASH
Male, 18-29, Canada
401 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 3:07:37 PM
When I'm too drunk to drive, Jesus takes the wheel. |
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 Zach82
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
316 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 2:59:20 PM
More like my Jesus Christ is GPS, amiright? |
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 Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
1106 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 2:51:50 PM
Many of those Jesus-by-your-side pictures weird me out, but this one is funny with the other picture attached to it. |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25595 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 2:34:26 PM
That explains why he's lost. |
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 BoredFrank
Male, 40-49, Southern US
1307 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 1:43:52 PM
Okay, that made me spew coffee on my monitor, and that's not a metaphor. |
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 fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
2512 Posts
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Friday, July 06, 2012 1:23:54 PM
Link: My GPS Is Jesus Christ [Pic] [Rate Link] - Jesus, take the wheel! |
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