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My GPS Is Jesus Christ [Pic]

Hits: 13043 | Rating: (2.6) | Category: Travel | Added by: fancylad
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T3hHippie
Male, 18-29, Canada
 166 Posts
Saturday, July 07, 2012 10:34:11 PM
John 14:6 clearly states: "Turn right and continue forward 3 miles and turn left onto...."

MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Saturday, July 07, 2012 3:42:37 PM
Searching religions...
Searching religions...
Religion found.

"After 200 yards turn right… then bear left…but not to the dark side."

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 28115 Posts
Saturday, July 07, 2012 2:15:02 PM
vv True that @markust! He's trying to parody:
"God is my co-pilot" eh? Looks to me.
That would make:
"Jesus Christ is my GPS" the more effective way to write it. It has better 'flow' that way too...
Nice catch!

markust123
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3814 Posts
Saturday, July 07, 2012 8:59:04 AM
Doesn't his sentence structure put more importance on the GPS?

Badenov
Male, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 201 Posts
Saturday, July 07, 2012 8:55:03 AM
That's nothing. Mary Magdalene is my airbag.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 28115 Posts
Friday, July 06, 2012 11:14:25 PM
Me: GPS Jesus? Directions to Heaven please.

Sorry, Dad already gave you that information.

Me: Drats! How about a shortcut?

lawndartsftw
Male, 40-49, Canada
 1815 Posts
Friday, July 06, 2012 10:00:59 PM
Haha had to laugh at this !!

DShephard
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1597 Posts
Friday, July 06, 2012 7:58:10 PM
I'm going to look in John to find that exact quote.

honkeylips
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 1570 Posts
Friday, July 06, 2012 6:04:31 PM
Aaaah this one was pretty funny!

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 5744 Posts
Friday, July 06, 2012 4:51:32 PM
Thought about this a bit further.
GPS: god's personal saviour?
god's personal steering?
come on folks, I've lit the fuse, get on with it!!

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 5744 Posts
Friday, July 06, 2012 4:48:27 PM
Arf-Arf!!! This one saved in my 'religious' category of top stuff! Excellent!!

SCfan
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 2013 Posts
Friday, July 06, 2012 4:33:28 PM
My wife is my GPS. She might not get me into heaven, but she sure as hell keeps me from getting lost.

mervviscious
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1807 Posts
Friday, July 06, 2012 3:28:59 PM
Neil DeGrasse Tyson is my GPS...

NOCASH
Male, 18-29, Canada
 424 Posts
Friday, July 06, 2012 3:07:37 PM
When I'm too drunk to drive, Jesus takes the wheel.

Zach82
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 320 Posts
Friday, July 06, 2012 2:59:20 PM
More like my Jesus Christ is GPS, amiright?

Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1480 Posts
Friday, July 06, 2012 2:51:50 PM
Many of those Jesus-by-your-side pictures weird me out, but this one is funny with the other picture attached to it.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 34031 Posts
Friday, July 06, 2012 2:34:26 PM

That explains why he's lost.

BoredFrank
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2084 Posts
Friday, July 06, 2012 1:43:52 PM
Okay, that made me spew coffee on my monitor, and that's not a metaphor.

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2523 Posts
Friday, July 06, 2012 1:23:54 PM
Link: My GPS Is Jesus Christ [Pic] [Rate Link] - Jesus, take the wheel!


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