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The Proposed Facebook Status Updater? [Pic]

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Male, 18-29, Western US
 120 Posts
Monday, July 09, 2012 12:21:53 AM
LOL I'm lucky to have been cheated on by a girl who turned out to be a whore. yeah yay me. like that's any fun, atleast I got an experience out of it.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 295 Posts
Sunday, July 08, 2012 3:26:40 PM
Yes, no GF since birth. Finally, some recognition over here. I'm tired of all these people assuming that just because I'm a 5'11" handsome, dark haired, square-jawed, broad shouldered, charismatic, well spoken recently turned-21 year old former wrestler with a troubled past including periods of drug use who plays the guitar that I must be just swimming in boobs. It's prejudice. What, I can't be a virgin who's never been in a relationship in his life? I can't be a lonely guy who's always been so screwed up that I've never felt it would be fair to enter a relationship and pawn my problems off on anyone else?

Hey, chaoskitty, I live on the east coast of the U.S.. Perhaps I could fly over and we could cure each others' statuses? Hm? Sound like fun? You know you want to. I'll automatically assume your answer is yes. I'll start getting packed, you can give me specifics as I'm on my way over.

Female, 18-29, Europe
 404 Posts
Friday, July 06, 2012 5:08:32 AM
no bf since birth -.-

Female, 40-49, Australia
 4316 Posts
Friday, July 06, 2012 12:30:05 AM
i bags bitter and forever alone.

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2584 Posts
Thursday, July 05, 2012 6:15:13 PM
Forgot the creeper. Probably should be combined with forever alone.

Female, 30-39, Europe
 2596 Posts
Thursday, July 05, 2012 4:31:52 PM
F*ck Buddy or GTFO.

Female, 18-29, Western US
 360 Posts
Thursday, July 05, 2012 4:18:43 PM
I like the "Being Led On," "Bitter," and "Forever Alone" ones.

Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2707 Posts
Thursday, July 05, 2012 4:15:43 PM
Ill change mine to Bitter TYVM

Female, 18-29, Southern US
 220 Posts
Thursday, July 05, 2012 3:47:31 PM
They forgot "In a domestic partnership"

Male, 30-39, Europe
 1754 Posts
Thursday, July 05, 2012 3:44:04 PM
I just found out the HR lass in the office is single. I'm now so after her (I don't chase taken-for women even though other guys might, I think it wrong).

So, where would I fit under this list?

Male, 18-29, S. America
 15499 Posts
Thursday, July 05, 2012 3:39:15 PM
They need to add YOLO

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 71 Posts
Thursday, July 05, 2012 3:31:45 PM
that'd be a good update to fb.. i'd love the new changes and report people if they claim their in an open marriage and turns out they aren't.. lol

Male, 50-59, Western US
 34637 Posts
Thursday, July 05, 2012 3:31:14 PM

Need an "In the Friend Zone" category

Male, 30-39, Western US
 2684 Posts
Thursday, July 05, 2012 3:18:09 PM
Link: The Proposed Facebook Status Updater? [Pic] [Rate Link] - I like that Facebook is getting super-specific about Relationship Status signifiers now. It means the world is changing.

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