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How To Make A Woman Happy [Pic]

Hits: 15881 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Misc. | Added by: kitteh9lives
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RuralNinja
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 521 Posts
Wednesday, July 04, 2012 10:35:42 PM
I see psychologist, I see psychiatrist. Where is needing to be a psychic on the list?

MorfeuS
Male, 18-29, Europe
 266 Posts
Tuesday, July 03, 2012 2:30:19 AM
bwhahaha..bi7chies offended,unite!..is...ooOooh,so true that you even know it,but by the power of pure bi7ch,agree to disagree ..right?!..buuut,all that if the manipulative self bi7ch,that is rare and,usually is a whore or a lawyer,know she can pull it..and with who?!..see video-dating thingy from 80' even those have some kind of standards (here)

Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 2090 Posts
Monday, July 02, 2012 5:14:10 AM
What bullpoo. Any women who could say that all those are true for them are insane! I'd remove numbers: 4-6, 8-16, 18, 19, 22, 27, 32, 46, ESPECIALLY 48!!!, 51 and 53 but all the rest are ok. I could not expect more from my honey than he should expect from me.

keith2
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2564 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 8:03:18 PM
Ok, I'll retract my statement, but only halfway. Yes, in fact, I am that simple, and that's all I need. I have no kids, and I clean up after myself and can feed myself. I don't have "needs" (the kind some of you are desperately trying to imply I do other than the 2 items listed on the pic) like maybe some guys do. I don't need a shoulder to cry on. Hell, I don't really need the alcohol. In other words, I'm self sufficient and not a wuss. Just toss me a wham bam once in awhile and I'm good to go. I can take care of the rest. Is it really that hard to believe?

markust123
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3784 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 7:58:30 PM
You can tell this was made by a woman. She left out:

3. Feed him.

broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3361 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 5:40:00 PM
Steelgrid,
What if she shows up with alcohol and THEN gets naked? Okay, okay. You're right. It's not a nice stereotype...but it IS a joke. Actually, women love to say that all WE think about is sex but take a look at pretty much ANY woman's magazine...there's almost always at least one article about sex like "10 New Amazing Sex Moves!", "15 Sex Secrets He's Not Telling You!" or some such crap. But enjoy the joke, which is actually about how tough it is to please a woman and not how easy it is to please a man, and move on.

han5nah
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 740 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 3:48:49 PM
Actually a lot of those things don't matter to me.

jamie76
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2345 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 3:23:32 PM
true.

Steelgrid
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2704 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 3:00:23 PM
Funny how this post seems to stereotype men as brainless sex machines. Simply disgusting. Hot or not, if you just show up at my place naked with alcohol, id refer you to the nearest hospital and Satop.

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3631 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 11:32:29 AM
alexander_xx
Male, 18-29, Europe
328 Posts Sunday, July 01, 2012 9:40:03 AM
@bedbugsbite they arent misrepresented as the majority... they are the majority...
____

Yea and I'm sure you attract real quality women, huh? Nice look...

nubblins
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1753 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 10:17:32 AM
@alexander

coming from someone dressed like a clown...

alexander_xx
Male, 18-29, Europe
 339 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 9:40:03 AM
@bedbugsbite they arent misrepresented as the majority... they are the majority...

bedbugsbite
Female, 18-29, Canada
 41 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 9:07:52 AM
Ugh. Needy, insecure women ruin our reputation and are horribly misrepresented as the majority.

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3631 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 8:16:48 AM
Kilgore89
Male, 18-29, Canada
127 Posts Sunday, July 01, 2012 8:13:45 AM
LMAO lostinkorea.

Me: What's wrong you look upset?

Her: What the hell do you THINK is wrong? You should know! I can't believe you right now!
____

Well, just think back to what YOU did WRONG that day and you will have your answer! Hee hee LMAO!!!

CoyoteKing
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2994 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 8:15:20 AM
"Have you ever thought about asking us what's wrong?"

that got a good laugh out of me! that's usually the first step i try. and no it doesn't work.

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3631 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 8:15:13 AM
oh brother...

Kilgore89
Male, 18-29, Canada
 194 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 8:13:45 AM
LMAO lostinkorea.

Me: What's wrong you look upset?

Her: What the hell do you THINK is wrong? You should know! I can't believe you right now!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 7:56:13 AM

"Have you ever thought about asking us what's wrong?"

What Do You Want?

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3631 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 7:42:55 AM
""Women need a mentalist to read their minds and know automatically what's wrong or upsetting them or whatever. ""

___

Not true! Have you ever thought about asking us what's wrong? *oh em gee, did I let the cat out of the bag*? Like I said before, children play mind games, not adults.

bdowner60
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 488 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 7:13:43 AM
After turning 51 , I will finally admit my to myself that I am just to STUPID to attempt to make these people happy , and just realize that life is just to short to waste you're time on it!!!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 6:58:23 AM

Tru Dat!
Women are more complex than men. We're simple.
Give any guy the 3 Fs and he'll do anything for you.

Feed Him - sammich!
Flatter Him - his ego needs feeding, too!
F**k Him - sex!

Do those 3 and your knight will go out and slay dragons for him.

Women need a mentalist to read their minds and know automatically what's wrong or upsetting them or whatever.

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3631 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 5:37:42 AM
This is not the truth and anyone that thinks it is must be single or an idiot.

I don't want empty compliments, I don't like shopping, my husband nor I are rich and he sure didn't have any money when we met (lol). He can look at other women because....come closer....*whispers* I'm secure in our relationship! We also give each other lots of time and attention...oh forget it, I'm done with this list....

Arghhh...we're in 2012, let's act like it.

EgalM
Male, 30-39, Canada
 1710 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 5:30:20 AM
And the second part for men is a bonus.

mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2259 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 5:29:59 AM
tl;dr

tsiemens
Male, 30-39, Canada
 506 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 2:49:03 AM
I'm pretty sure I'm a complete failure as a human being and yet my wife would follow me to the ends of the earth, thank God I found the diamond in the rough

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