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Baltic Object Transmits EMP Shield?

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NottaSpy
Male, 40-49, Western US
 870 Posts
Wednesday, July 04, 2012 10:05:39 PM
Even the Aztecs managed to kill the occasional Conquistador, eh?

The technology gap of Conquistadors vs Aztecs is small compared to the U.S. military vs "cavemen".

We could observe, abduct, and kill cavemen without them ever knowing we were there. We could paint a replica of the Mona Lisa on their cave walls and erect a multistory concrete building outside their cave while they sleep without a chance of waking them. We could slaughter an entire tribe in less than 5 minutes. We could wipe out every caveman on the planet without them even able to put up a defense, let alone injure one of us.

What could a caveman possible do against a helicopter, jet plane, tank, biological or nuclear weapon?

What could we possible do against aliens who can use their weapons on us from orbit (or further) and can travel between the stars?

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13145 Posts
Monday, July 02, 2012 10:19:07 AM

madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6455 Posts
Monday, July 02, 2012 8:56:02 AM
If they ARE out there, why come all this way and NOT contact us?
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Because they read IAB and have decided they hate Canadian cat lovers.

BTW: Real

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24154 Posts
Monday, July 02, 2012 5:27:44 AM
@Angilion: And here I thought I was being clever! I didn't read the whole series but saw the TV shows & movies & such.

Even the Aztecs managed to kill the occasional Conquistador, eh? Advanced tech isn't going to be "perfect" (see the Perfection thread!) just amazing to us primatives.

But I totally agree, when all is said and done:
If they ARE out there, why come all this way and NOT contact us?

I have a few theories, but they're mostly based on 1492 contact... and cavemen.

New_Guy
Male, 30-39, Europe
 401 Posts
Monday, July 02, 2012 5:07:34 AM
No why its you mom she is so tight...

radoinc
Male, 18-29, Europe
 183 Posts
Monday, July 02, 2012 4:55:27 AM
Big, fat, has pearl necklace and a 25cm diameter hole?
Well, it must be your mom.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11035 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 4:21:15 PM
Think about it: Interstellar teenagers, borrowing Mom's spaceship, 6-pack of beer? Doing spin-outs in wheatfields seems... natural!


Douglas Adams put that explanation in the Hitchhiker's books. It's amusing, but it is the only internally consistent explanation for the central claim made - that people with a technology so incomprehensibly more advanced than our own that they could find us and come here would do so only to leave cryptic signs and crappy quality video of some lights in the sky. As Nottaspy says, they could just hide from us completely. We're talking about a far bigger technology gap than the one between the paleolithic and today. Adolescent aliens winding up the silly primitives on a hick planet is the only internally consistent explanation containing aliens.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24154 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 2:40:32 PM
and draw pictures in wheat fields


@NottaSpy: Think about it: Interstellar teenagers, borrowing Mom's spaceship, 6-pack of beer? Doing spin-outs in wheatfields seems... natural!

@Phanthom: The Nazi UFOs were very real, but entirely Earthly technology, eh? Remote controlled and filled with explosives, they were intended to take out swarms of tightly grouped bombers in one BOOM!
idk if they'd have electro-magnitism after all these years... (they were jet-powered, sort of)

Phanthom_
Female, 18-29, Europe
 63 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 10:56:31 AM
Maybe it's a crashed nazi SS UFO that were made during WWII...

TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 4827 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 10:53:09 AM
Watch the video linked within the video towards the beginning of the posted video. it's much better.

SnoopyBG
Male, 18-29, Europe
 645 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 9:29:42 AM
obyekt?

BlankTom
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 6560 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 8:29:58 AM
not true @Gerry1of1. ElectroMagnetism doesn't always mean UFO. It could be a ghost.

NottaSpy
Male, 40-49, Western US
 870 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 8:20:42 AM
Cracks me up every time someone claims to be a skeptic, but throws that out the window the first time they come across something they can't explain.

I wonder if they think the definition of "skeptic" means they have never seen anything they can't explain.

Interstellar travel would require either:
a) the power output of a star.
or
b) many centuries of time.
or
c) an understanding of physics beyond ours.

If the option is c, we would never see them, unless they wanted us to. Given that there is not one single piece of credible evidence that extraterrestrials have been here and our understanding of the incredible barriers to them traveling here, it is safe to believe that this object has an earthly explanation.

But then you can believe as madest does that they overcome these immense obstacles to come here and poke people in the butt and draw pictures in wheat fields.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33895 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 8:01:21 AM

ElectroMagnetism you say? It MUST be aliens!

unmercyfuldu
Male, 18-29, Western US
 765 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 7:53:40 AM
Lets see, we have video footage of a computer monitor (to much to ask the the image files actually be used in this "news" report) and sketches of the object by the resident five year old. Yeah, seems legit.

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3631 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2012 7:37:54 AM
Wow, the link for today are REALLY craptastic! What gives!?

caper454
Female, 70 & Over, Africa
 448 Posts
Friday, June 29, 2012 10:10:04 AM
Link: Baltic Object Transmits EMP Shield? [Rate Link] - Could this be the real deal? A legitimate crashed UFO?


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