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Chris Blake Can't Get Laid [Pic]

Hits: 14441 | Rating: (1.8) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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mamba
Male, 18-29, Europe
 618 Posts
Saturday, June 30, 2012 6:10:04 PM
@tehbionic
My thoughts exactly....

PizzaPits
Male, 18-29, Western US
 555 Posts
Saturday, June 30, 2012 11:30:58 AM
@enolamron Cool story bro...

enolamron
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 199 Posts
Friday, June 29, 2012 9:46:37 PM
Ha. Wow. I would never have considered the hacking possibility had madduck not said something, but I have certainly met people like this (READ: have I got a story for you!). My ex, Jen, and I broke up this past February. I got maybe ten messages similar to these in my inbox on FB shortly thereafter., begging for ~it~. Now, _I_ broke up with _her (after 2 years), for good reasons, so I politely declined, my ego slightly tickled. Well, it was until I saw her activity feed, where she had asked many of her and my male friends to hook up. I wad taken aback, but what do I care? I checked the next day, and I guess she had little success, as she had started hitting on her girlfriends! Last time we had discussed sexuality, -I- had been the bisexual one (lol)! But, here's the kicker. One of the girls Jen messaged was a lesbian who had a crush on her...and that's how my ex started seeing her (first &) current gf! Crazy story, but true. so keep it up, Chris Blake! If it can work for he

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11796 Posts
Friday, June 29, 2012 8:50:14 AM
@Steelgrid reliable, cheap, no strings

EgalM
Male, 30-39, Canada
 1710 Posts
Friday, June 29, 2012 7:47:39 AM
"looking for a girl for sex" Yeah, I'm sure that will get you a girlfriend.

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13217 Posts
Friday, June 29, 2012 7:41:37 AM

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 5355 Posts
Friday, June 29, 2012 7:13:50 AM
I wonder if he left his facebook open??

panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8834 Posts
Friday, June 29, 2012 7:13:09 AM
My life just got a little more brighter.

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5689 Posts
Friday, June 29, 2012 6:59:03 AM
Yeesh, if you're trying to use facebook as a dating site you're doing it wrong. What you need to do is creep random girls and wait for one of them to change their relationship status.

"Jen is now single."

'Poke'


(thrusts hips) Super-poke?

dm2754
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3122 Posts
Friday, June 29, 2012 6:46:41 AM
someone sleep with hime befor he goes on a killing spree

Mikeoxsbiggg
Male, 30-39, Canada
 1142 Posts
Friday, June 29, 2012 6:13:33 AM
Every man pays, perhaps not with money. We all still pay.... but thats alright.

asianchamp
Male, 18-29, Australia
 413 Posts
Friday, June 29, 2012 5:19:53 AM
foreveralone

Steelgrid
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2704 Posts
Friday, June 29, 2012 4:57:38 AM
"paying. that's how you get someone to have sex with you."

Id rather go without than pay for it.....IMO it just isnt right (And I dont need religion to tell me that)

BostonKaiser
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1162 Posts
Friday, June 29, 2012 12:54:17 AM
Yeah, I hear begging really turns the girls on.

Buiadh
Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 11:57:19 PM
So what's he after? He's very subtle... I can't tell...

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3232 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 11:45:52 PM
paying. that's how you get someone to have sex with you.

intrigid
Male, 18-29, Canada
 916 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 11:03:29 PM
You have to give him credit. He's up front about what he wants.

tehbionic
Female, 18-29, Western US
 314 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 10:44:58 PM
Isn't this old?

Pompadour
Female, 13-17, Australia
 23 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 10:30:01 PM
I love how he somehow figures out that it's not working and tries a different approach... That change of tactic really seemed to work out for you there Chris.

ElMustache
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1619 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 10:12:57 PM
Roofies: He's gonna buy some.

HalfPintRoo
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2475 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 9:48:17 PM
Gerry... funny story about looking for "massages" on craigslist... but I'll spare you

Langer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 388 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 8:25:10 PM
pretty sure he gave himself a handshandy between each of those posts...

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 8:17:49 PM
Im just thinking the same Viking864

Viking864
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 1306 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 8:13:22 PM
Well, perhaps get your a** off of facebook and go meet some women?????

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 7:54:43 PM

They're not that hard to find on Craig's List. Look under "massage".

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