 CynicalGamer
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 164 Posts
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Saturday, June 30, 2012 8:34:28 PM
I hate to be probably the only guy left to admit it but I think she is sexy. I would bang the rich out of her given half the chance.
I'm not even that afraid of the herpes I am going to get because I am going to make damn sure I knock her up, marry her, then we can buy me a newer, bigger penis.
After that a quick divorce and I live off alimony with our mutant child.
HEY! Don't judge me, it worked for KFed! |
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 junkaddy
Female, 30-39, Western US
254 Posts
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Friday, June 29, 2012 9:58:08 PM
My eyes! My eyes are bleeding! |
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 OddNumber
Male, 18-29, Canada
201 Posts
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Friday, June 29, 2012 4:11:34 PM
so she decides to try to make pooty songs even pootier?
I've no problem with that, she's got some work ahead of her it seems though |
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 McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10233 Posts
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Friday, June 29, 2012 8:04:29 AM
That sums up my feelings on DJs. |
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 patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
5274 Posts
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Friday, June 29, 2012 6:49:59 AM
Not surprising. I'll laugh if she actually draws crowds, as it will reaffirm my opinion of DJs. |
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 emmettyville
Female, 30-39, Australia
2723 Posts
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Friday, June 29, 2012 4:16:12 AM
why wont she die? |
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 drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
1398 Posts
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Friday, June 29, 2012 1:18:25 AM
I wish one of her hangers-on had the guts to point out how alone she would be if not for daddy's money. |
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 Buiadh
Male, 18-29, Europe
6650 Posts
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Friday, June 29, 2012 12:01:27 AM
drat you TruTV. |
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 MrAtari
Male, 30-39, Europe
1076 Posts
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Thursday, June 28, 2012 11:55:28 PM
hey, at least she can buy herself an audience |
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 Essen
Male, 18-29, Europe
68 Posts
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Thursday, June 28, 2012 11:47:55 PM
First douchebags were photographer, Then Blogger, Now DJ. |
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CynicalGamer
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
164 Posts
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Thursday, June 28, 2012 11:16:15 PM
I hate to be probably the only guy left to admit it but I think she is sexy. I would bang the rich out of her given half the chance.
I'm not even that afraid of the herpes I am going to get because I am going to make damn sure I knock her up, marry her, then we can buy me a newer, bigger penis.
After that a quick divorce and I live off alimony with our mutant child.
HEY! Don't judge me, it worked for KFed! |
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 bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
1965 Posts
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Thursday, June 28, 2012 11:01:48 PM
Played to an audience of dozens! |
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 Bealzebubble
Male, 18-29, Australia
188 Posts
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Thursday, June 28, 2012 10:02:25 PM
One day she will find something she's good at. One day... |
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 the_phantom
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
509 Posts
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Thursday, June 28, 2012 9:21:48 PM
am i missing something? i hate paris as much as the next person, but other than radomly changeing the speed like twice it wasnt that bad at all. i actually liked the remix of someone i used to know (im ceratin she just copy pasted a preexisting mp3 so i know shes not responsible for that) |
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8727 Posts
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Thursday, June 28, 2012 9:13:32 PM
I dare you to watch the whole thing.
Well, you won that one. |
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 auntiemeg32
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
20 Posts
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Thursday, June 28, 2012 9:07:11 PM
I hate to have to break it to you, Dead-Kittens, but that is old news. Heiress Records was founded in 2004. Paris Hilton Singing - Beware |
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 Dead-Kittens
Male, 30-39, Canada
839 Posts
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Thursday, June 28, 2012 8:31:39 PM
At least she hasnt started to sing. yet. |
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 r66tramp
Male, 40-49, Canada
676 Posts
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Thursday, June 28, 2012 8:27:17 PM
I think Jak should take over this thread and pound it into dust. |
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 BenTheBug
Male, 18-29, Southern US
1155 Posts
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Thursday, June 28, 2012 7:28:28 PM
Let's be honest; it doesn't take a whole lot of skill to be a DJ, but it DOES take skill to fail so hard at it. So... kudos to her? |
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 CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
14374 Posts
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Thursday, June 28, 2012 7:03:21 PM
Madest became a DJ? |
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 thelonious
Male, 40-49, Southern US
3200 Posts
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Thursday, June 28, 2012 7:03:21 PM
Because being a MP3 mixer...uh...I mean DJ, takes more brains than her? |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25635 Posts
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Thursday, June 28, 2012 6:48:58 PM
Why you hate us, IAB? |
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 BrimstoneOne
Male, 30-39, Canada
2232 Posts
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Thursday, June 28, 2012 6:47:20 PM
Made it to 23 seconds |
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 burbclaver
Male, 50-59, Western US
859 Posts
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Thursday, June 28, 2012 6:30:58 PM
I couldn't play it when I saw it was her. It would be doing the world a favor if she was just ignored by everyone and didn't post her anywhere on the interweb. |
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 ledzeppeloyd
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2184 Posts
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Thursday, June 28, 2012 6:16:08 PM
this is why people hate america |
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