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The Church Now Focusing On Monetary Savings [Pic]

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Spaztazoid
Female, 18-29, Canada
 152 Posts
Friday, June 29, 2012 11:08:46 AM
My hometown makes the wafers and sell the excess bits...they're freakin' addicting. I know gluttony's a sin and all, but I'll eat a few brown bags full in one sitting. Ostie d'ostie!

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11917 Posts
Friday, June 29, 2012 7:16:47 AM
Yeah, I'm going to buy these to serve with guacamole. After all Jesus is a common mexican name.

Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2570 Posts
Friday, June 29, 2012 2:44:17 AM
So it's considered bad form to try and sell Ronald Reagan's blood, but selling something alleged to become Jesus' blood comes with a neat little wafer?



Langer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 389 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 8:19:34 PM
business idea!...sell them empty containers with holes underneath and say they're extra holy (sweet, unintentional bonus pun)

Viking864
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 1319 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 8:18:43 PM
Actually from a sanitary standpoint not a bad idea. When aids first really hit the scene this sharing the goblet was a big concern.

defendors87
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 614 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 6:41:24 PM
sigh......

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24468 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 4:25:27 PM
But is it "Halal"? Or Kosher for that matter...

(trying to keep up the high level of funny responses!)

Is it already transubstatiated, or do you still have to perform the miracle yourself?

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4358 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 3:57:47 PM
That's a cheap shot.

ohplease
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 568 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 3:37:28 PM
zombieraptur "do you dunk it?" FTW

Brometheus
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 357 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 3:36:00 PM
mmmmmmm, processed, pre-packaged Jesus.


HolyGod
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4971 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 3:13:02 PM
"The vast majority of respectable church wouldn't be caught dead with those things"

Yes. The vast majority of RESPECTABLE churches would never ceremoniously symbolically eat the flesh and blood of their imaginary sky zombie weekly for entrance into eternal life with THOSE crackers.

I can't wait till the time where mass delusion and "respectable" aren't used in the same sentence.


spanerbulb
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1247 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 3:07:12 PM
The literal flesh and blood of Jesus at knock down prices. Oh lordy what a bunch of horsesh*t!

Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1479 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 2:49:37 PM
Wow.

Steelgrid
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2704 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 2:46:09 PM
"Steelgrid: Don't you have a bridge to be under right now?"

Ahhhhh, dontcha hate it when someone highlights the politics of people who cant even agree HOW to worship.

"Egads, is nothing sacred anymore?"

Havent you suckers been passing the tax free collection plates for years? Yeaaaaahhh

Willowwatch
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 735 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 2:30:55 PM
I thought it wasn't cheezus until the priest says the magic words

Zach82
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 320 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 2:29:16 PM
Most churches can barely afford to keep the electricity on. I've served on parish boards, I've seen the budgets. If you think churches trying to save a few bucks on supplies is greedy, you really need to grow the poo up.

faaaaq
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 671 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 2:24:57 PM
wow look at that massive discount you get on buying bulk >.> greedy ass churches

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 16912 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 2:17:23 PM
Steelgrid: Don't you have a bridge to be under right now?

Zach82
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 320 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 2:17:21 PM
Pittiful indeed.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 16912 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 2:15:33 PM
Egads, is nothing sacred anymore?

Steelgrid
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2704 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 2:12:54 PM
"This is a megachurch thing. The vast majority of respectable church wouldn't be caught dead with those things.
"

Funny how the different Churches cant even agree to HOW their lord should be worshipped. Megachurches liken the smaller ones as "less-fortunate" and the smaller churches regard megachurches as "non respectable?"

Funny how some believe that the condition of their fairy-tale book declares their true love for the fairy inside...

...Pittiful

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 1:52:50 PM
Wouldnt eat anything produced in a church!

Zach82
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 320 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 1:47:41 PM
This is a megachurch thing. The vast majority of respectable church wouldn't be caught dead with those things.

madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6457 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 1:44:18 PM
Why does that sound like pornography to me? Who was the ad company Vivid?

zombieraptur
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 57 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 1:42:57 PM
do you dunk it?

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