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Damn The Alarm Clock Snooze Button! [Pic]

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Female, 18-29, Europe
 19 Posts
Friday, June 29, 2012 2:39:03 PM
haha yeah, 'half seven' = 7.30, apparently it's exclusively a british thing.
like norwegian, 'halb sieben' german is 6.30.

Male, 18-29, Europe
 670 Posts
Friday, June 29, 2012 9:22:49 AM
@ PizzaPits

Im from Norway and we say half 7.. in norwegian of course. and it means 6.30

Male, 18-29, Western US
 555 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 5:35:56 PM
"My bodyclock wakes me up at half 7 every morning."

Half 7? Is that really how you say 7:30 over there?

Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1051 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 4:53:45 PM
I am guilty for hitting that snooze button a few times.

Male, 30-39, Canada
 5753 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 7:17:24 AM
An Ode to my clock:

I promise never to ask "Why?",
I will only ask you "When?".
And you seem to be partially aware,
That I prefer my numbers base 10

But when alarmed, i've noticed perhaps,
You refuse to allow me to choose.
It's only nine minutes elapsed,
'Til again you allow me to snooze.

Female, 40-49, Southern US
 911 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 12:21:06 AM
I don't need an alarm clock. I'm a lousy bum who doesn't work and sleeps in til about 1pm everyday.

Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 12:03:39 AM
I'm usually pretty good with getting up in the morning. My bodyclock wakes me up at half 7 every morning.

Female, 18-29, Western US
 360 Posts
Wednesday, June 27, 2012 9:13:08 PM
This is why I have an alarm clock for the deaf that shakes the bed like an earthquake. It doesn't matter how poorly I've slept, I am not getting back to sleep after that thing goes off.

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1725 Posts
Wednesday, June 27, 2012 7:24:10 PM
this never works for me, even in my sleepy stupor i go straight for the off button

Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3268 Posts
Wednesday, June 27, 2012 7:20:32 PM
Why is the logic flawed? This would positively create less snooze button presses. Unless they were into self inflicted stigmata or something religy like that.

Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 523 Posts
Wednesday, June 27, 2012 7:07:16 PM
When your comfortable in bed, you can come up with 100 different reasons why that extra five minutes is going to mean all the difference in the world...

Male, 18-29, Western US
 1633 Posts
Wednesday, June 27, 2012 6:37:09 PM
I used to set my alarm clock across the room, on a shelf. you will learn to sleepwalk to press snooze if the button exists.

Male, 18-29, Western US
 1343 Posts
Wednesday, June 27, 2012 6:31:15 PM
I always wake up give or take a few minutes prior to my alarm going off.. Always have, haven't actually heard the thing in a long time.

Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2368 Posts
Wednesday, June 27, 2012 6:06:32 PM
And just this morning (okay, noon) I conscientiously hit my alarm clock so many times that I woke up at the exact time I was supposed to be at work. F*ck. I don't even remember hitting it. I'm sure I was sleep-hitting it. Time to set my phone alarm and place it on the other side of the goddamn room again. F*ck you, brain. F*ck you.

Male, 18-29, S. America
 15499 Posts
Wednesday, June 27, 2012 5:54:30 PM
I regret nothing. 5 more minutes of sleep, hell yeah!

Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2707 Posts
Wednesday, June 27, 2012 5:19:33 PM
Or you could just get the hell out of bed when it goes off.....

Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11735 Posts
Wednesday, June 27, 2012 5:10:07 PM
It's a good idea until you hit it out of habit. Do it and your day goes to hell before you're out of bed.

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 6560 Posts
Wednesday, June 27, 2012 4:33:59 PM
has anyone ever had those dreams where in the dream you're actually getting ready for work? Then the alarm goes off and you wake up but you're really thinkig "oh sht, i have to go back to sleep or elese i'll never finish getting ready for work."

Female, 30-39, Europe
 2596 Posts
Wednesday, June 27, 2012 4:20:48 PM
I've had to put mine on the other side of the room so my subconscious doesn't hit the snooze button and make me late. It's a Wallace & Gromit clock, like this one here:

If I'm not quick enough, it gets to the end of the theme tune and starts all over again.

Male, 30-39, Western US
 2551 Posts
Wednesday, June 27, 2012 3:55:29 PM
Link: Damn The Alarm Clock Snooze Button! [Pic] [Rate Link] - Flawed logic here, but I like the direction this person is thinking...

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