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Want To Date A Pornstar? [Pic]

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Penguinato23
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 295 Posts
Tuesday, June 26, 2012 8:50:10 PM
Wait, who would try to date a porn star?

I studied the adult film industry back in school at one point; my ability to watch porn never fully recovered. Usually 'actors' are complete quagmires of mental issues and often suck drugs down like no tomorrow; I'm guessing there's little time for sex with the s/o between all the sobbing, bouts of self loathing, doing other 'jobs', then finishing it all off by getting high and passing out.

Plus usually they're pretty jaded about sex; when you f-ck people for a living I'm guessing it kind of takes the magic out of it, and in my case my enjoyment is directly proportional to my partner's.

Porn actors are no different than prostitutes. Heck, allegedly most porn stars do also work as prostitutes, which isn't a surprise. There isn't a big difference between a person paying you to have sex with them, or with someone else. Porn stars are just brazen enough to get taped doing it

a103276
Male, 18-29, Europe
 176 Posts
Monday, June 25, 2012 9:26:43 AM
She doesn't look like a porn star at all.

Justin9235
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1582 Posts
Monday, June 25, 2012 4:15:27 AM
I don't think anyone wants to date a porn actress

photomstr
Male, 50-59, Canada
 767 Posts
Monday, June 25, 2012 3:16:15 AM
Is there any call for 50 yr old 240 lb unemployed porn stars with 7" dick? Still got all my teeth and hair and only 1/2 a beer belly! I'm told I'm pretty good!

spanerbulb
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1247 Posts
Sunday, June 24, 2012 2:24:34 PM
Sure, swoop408, sure.

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Sunday, June 24, 2012 12:15:21 AM
Definitely not. You'd have to either not give a damn about her, or have some kind of fetish for knowing that your woman is getting railed by other men on a daily basis.

I fit neither of those qualifications.

i-am-evil
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 500 Posts
Saturday, June 23, 2012 9:41:12 PM
Date a pornstar? No thanks.

DShephard
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1597 Posts
Saturday, June 23, 2012 8:57:19 PM
I wouldn't want to be close to an "actress" to begin with.

swoop408
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1768 Posts
Saturday, June 23, 2012 8:54:50 PM
Been there done that. It's actually ALL it's cracked up to be by the way.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6290 Posts
Saturday, June 23, 2012 8:49:11 PM
"Oh, my gosh! I'd forgotten most guys' things are that small! But it's, y'know, cute... I guess."
Oh, the hazards are many. 8-D

thelonious
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3246 Posts
Saturday, June 23, 2012 8:19:28 PM
@bataleon

Bingo! You just fap to them. They aren't relationship material.

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Saturday, June 23, 2012 7:01:28 PM
This is actually very true. Besides, how the hell could you not get jealous?

Buiadh
Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Saturday, June 23, 2012 4:21:32 PM
Heh...

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11590 Posts
Saturday, June 23, 2012 4:19:25 PM
I'll take my chances.

bataleon27
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1179 Posts
Saturday, June 23, 2012 4:09:49 PM
who on earth would ever want to date a pornstar?

ElectricEye
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 429 Posts
Saturday, June 23, 2012 12:15:36 PM
Link: Want To Date A Pornstar? [Pic] [Rate Link] - It has very 'unique' challenges.


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