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Parboiled Squid Inseminates Woman's Mouth

Hits: 9370 | Rating: (2.2) | Category: Weird | Added by: Oystah
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Kalimata
Male, 30-39, Canada
 660 Posts
Monday, June 25, 2012 11:07:11 AM
Really bad case of bad use of terminology and wording in an article. The sperm was dead, because of the way squid reproduce, the spermataphores (sperm sacks) are adhesive. Like all other animals, squid sperm is microscopic and this old lady could not have felt a sperm squiggling.

Linkenberger
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1166 Posts
Sunday, June 24, 2012 1:52:53 PM
She had not seen enough hentai to know where this was going.

Fleaman1797
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 719 Posts
Sunday, June 24, 2012 1:28:55 PM
Thats what you get for eating drated up poo!

DShephard
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1597 Posts
Saturday, June 23, 2012 8:51:36 PM
D:
Just....
D:

Penguinato23
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 295 Posts
Friday, June 22, 2012 11:09:57 PM
poo, I never thought of that. I guess when squid reproduce they actually kind of just shoot sperm at other squid and the sperm latch on and dig in which then impregnates the female, but I didn't realize it happened on a large enough scale that one could actually feel them. I thought we were talking microscopic sizes.

Well, I guess we can look at it this way; be glad our little tadpole soldiers don't work like that, or that would be the end of oral sex as we know it.

richanddead
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2101 Posts
Friday, June 22, 2012 6:57:47 PM
Koreans get all the squid action, must make the Japanese envious.

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3426 Posts
Friday, June 22, 2012 5:07:52 PM
don't care how or why. just EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

PierreJeanFR
Male, 40-49, Europe
 1337 Posts
Friday, June 22, 2012 4:53:58 PM
i've tried to inseminate squids mouths, didn't work

TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 4827 Posts
Friday, June 22, 2012 12:51:47 PM
"Boiling the squid would denature the semen and inactivate it. Definitely not true."

See post above yours. Definitely true.

Pinkminx22
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1023 Posts
Friday, June 22, 2012 10:45:56 AM
I just had to read that while I was eating!!!!

Buiadh
Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Friday, June 22, 2012 9:21:03 AM
Ew.

mamba
Male, 18-29, Europe
 618 Posts
Friday, June 22, 2012 9:14:31 AM
From another article on the same thing:
'When examined, the doctors found 'baby cephalopods' attached to her mouth. These are small pods, covered in a cement-like material to make them stick.

Inside the pods is an 'ejaculatory apparatus' and sperm - with the apparatus expelling the sperm quite forcefully.'

So it wasn't actually 12 spermatozoas, it was sperm pods. Sounds more believable.

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Friday, June 22, 2012 9:06:17 AM
Boiling the squid would denature the semen and inactivate it. Definitely not true.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Friday, June 22, 2012 8:52:37 AM

"Squid inseminates her mouth" makes more sense with this photo.



Oystah
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 3902 Posts
Friday, June 22, 2012 8:42:50 AM
Sorry, Drac :( I never thought it would get posted, but I usually don't come across anything I haven't seen here first so I figured I'd submit it.

Plus "bit into the sperm bag" made me laugh.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Friday, June 22, 2012 7:59:54 AM

Draculya,
"I submitted this ages ago."

And you're proud of that?

MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Friday, June 22, 2012 7:58:08 AM
Public lice have to get about a bit MacGuff. Or they woulnd't be very pubLic.

Anyway the story is obviously untrue, when was the last time anyone saw a stripper with a clockspring long enough for a louse to latch onto?

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Friday, June 22, 2012 7:48:55 AM
Yeah, I'm calling BS on this. It's as apocryphal as the story about a guy being hit in the face with a stripper's discarded thong, only to discover he had a public lice living in his eye when he went to see the doctor some time later.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12616 Posts
Friday, June 22, 2012 7:40:45 AM
LOL I submitted this ages ago.

dm2754
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3122 Posts
Friday, June 22, 2012 7:38:23 AM
it funny how many Comedy are pick up by the AP these days

Oystah
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 3902 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 7:32:39 PM
Link: Parboiled Squid Inseminates Woman's Mouth [Rate Link] - I don't even know what to say about this. Except eew.


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