 photomstr
Male, 50-59, Canada
 767 Posts
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Monday, June 25, 2012 10:13:11 AM
that is one hot pic, her face . . . she just came didn't she? or a good fart . . . can't tell |
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 Zeegrr60
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
1514 Posts
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Friday, June 22, 2012 10:25:21 AM
Here is why I'm WAYY more awesome. I don't need to show off. |
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 Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
3534 Posts
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Friday, June 22, 2012 2:28:46 AM
Translation:
This male possesses valuable resources toward the purpose of procreating. Note, he is engaging in a purely recreational activity, with a female clinging to his back, and with no sign of danger but rather displaying herself as a symbol of pleasure and freedom from care. This illustrates the superfluousness of his resources to such a degree that they reach trivial, even immaterial pursuits, and for that he is rewarded by the trivial, immaterial display of this female presenting her sexuality within a public sphere. Shame is not an issue here, as she seeks to actually derive prestige from this uninhibited display, and thus this male's existential quandry is resolved, in the form of reproductive (if artificially obtained) validity.
Further translation:
Defamation by proxy yields your lowest form of flattery. |
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 mikejbott
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
37 Posts
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Thursday, June 21, 2012 10:06:51 AM
old pic is old. and that was his gf at the time |
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 Draculya
Male, 30-39, Asia
6280 Posts
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Thursday, June 21, 2012 7:47:01 AM
"That is why this guy is awesome and you are not. Take a good look everyone."
I concede. |
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My_two_cents
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
3 Posts
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Thursday, June 21, 2012 12:59:51 AM
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 Corpsecrank
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
869 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 11:55:33 PM
That is why this guy is awesome and you are not. Take a good look everyone. |
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8710 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 10:44:31 PM
If he falls, she's getting the douche of a lifetime. |
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 paperduck
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
981 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 9:57:27 PM
ok this is a model. He had to pay her and a camera crew to take this photo. Anyone trying that hard is the opposite of virile. might have ED. |
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 Missmap
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
65 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 8:47:42 PM
(shakes head) Oh how I hate that man...
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 fancythat
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
1393 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 7:37:41 PM
Still, that's someone's daughter, and daddy ain't proud. |
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 sourkraut
Male, 40-49, Australia
313 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 6:59:51 PM
And just when I thought my loathing for Branson could not be elevated to a higher level, along comes this...
*sigh* |
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 Quik2TheStab
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
665 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 6:44:37 PM
This is really old. Colbert mocked it with a similar photo-shoot of him vacuuming. |
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 RyanHake
Male, 18-29, Southern US
2698 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 5:21:11 PM
The question is why the hell would you be doing THAT when you have HER with you!? Just sayin' |
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 faaaaq
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
644 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 4:31:20 PM
for those who dont know, that chick is the photographers girlfriend/wife |
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 Grim-Reaper7
Male, 18-29, Western US
50 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 2:52:12 PM
I don't think I've ever been more jealous of a person in my life. |
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 Ani187
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
3802 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 2:31:48 PM
It's like he picked up a hitchhiker. Better yet, a barnacle. Because barnacles are the hitchhikers of the sea. |
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 panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
8124 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 2:04:42 PM
Good for him. |
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 lukas1051
Male, 18-29, Europe
3420 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 1:57:14 PM
I hope to one day be so rich that I can give naked supermodels a piggyback while water-skiing. |
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 Hisky
Male, 18-29, Europe
117 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 1:19:06 PM
Daaamn.. |
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 patchouly
Male, 40-49, Canada
2954 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 1:11:12 PM
That is one homely looking chick. |
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 FoolsPrussia
Male, 18-29, Western US
2854 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 12:41:12 PM
This picture has been around for a couple years, at least. |
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 slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
2130 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 12:36:15 PM
she's young enough to be his granddaughter. |
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 xmastree_ph
Male, 40-49, Europe
416 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 12:35:49 PM
Here it is |
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LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
2401 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 12:08:45 PM
i think I remember reading about this. IIRC his missus was fine with it. |
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