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Farts At Work Vs. Farts At Home [Pic]

Hits: 13183 | Rating: (2.6) | Category: Funny | Added by: orange_panty
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tika12001
Female, 18-29, Australia
 2195 Posts
Thursday, June 21, 2012 3:58:29 AM
pfft, at my job, it's more like *prrfft* (it's a smelly one) *start checking all the kids nappies because you can DEFINITELY smell something. When nothing found, claim one of the kids farted. Works every time

Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3672 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 11:55:49 PM
sourkraut, do you smell your own farts at home?

sourkraut
Male, 40-49, Australia
 353 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 7:11:58 PM
And now for the male version:

At work-
*prrfft*
"Hey man, come look at this really interesting thing on the wall over here"

At home-
*prrfft*
*pulls the quilt over his head*
Smirk, repeat...

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5358 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 3:08:22 PM
I have threatened people for this and indoor smoking: "If you do that again, I will bring in six fat, hairy guys in thongs with B.O. and pay them to stand next to you all day... For a week."

mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2349 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 3:03:22 PM
Only if you're a woman...

darkmagic14n
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1633 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 2:55:10 PM
I'm pretty sure it more like

fart in public: wow, that was rank, I better leave the area before someone realizes I did that

fart at home: yeah, you never really fart when you're by yourself...

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 34041 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 1:31:13 PM

Dutch Oven FTW!!

phirephoto
Male, 30-39, Western US
 327 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 12:36:45 PM
Some places I've worked at it's been the other way around...

Buiadh
Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 10:51:43 AM
Pretty accurate.

HalfPintRoo is on the ball too.

HalfPintRoo
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2530 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 10:01:08 AM
No no no no, you got it all wrong.

It's not *usually* the sound you worry about, it's the smell...

At work it should be "please don't smell please don't smell please don't smell..."

and at home it's "wow, what did I eat?"

orange_panty
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 50 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 7:43:08 AM
Link: Farts At Work Vs. Farts At Home [Pic] [Rate Link] - There's a difference... a BIG difference.


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