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 tika12001
Female, 18-29, Australia
 2186 Posts
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Thursday, June 21, 2012 3:58:29 AM
pfft, at my job, it's more like *prrfft* (it's a smelly one) *start checking all the kids nappies because you can DEFINITELY smell something. When nothing found, claim one of the kids farted. Works every time  |
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 Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
3534 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 11:55:49 PM
sourkraut, do you smell your own farts at home? |
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 sourkraut
Male, 40-49, Australia
313 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 7:11:58 PM
And now for the male version:
At work-
*prrfft*
"Hey man, come look at this really interesting thing on the wall over here"
At home-
*prrfft*
*pulls the quilt over his head*
Smirk, repeat... |
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 CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
2420 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 3:08:22 PM
I have threatened people for this and indoor smoking: "If you do that again, I will bring in six fat, hairy guys in thongs with B.O. and pay them to stand next to you all day... For a week." |
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 mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
1587 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 3:03:22 PM
Only if you're a woman... |
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 darkmagic14n
Male, 18-29, Western US
1634 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 2:55:10 PM
I'm pretty sure it more like
fart in public: wow, that was rank, I better leave the area before someone realizes I did that
fart at home: yeah, you never really fart when you're by yourself... |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25672 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 1:31:13 PM
Dutch Oven FTW!! |
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phirephoto
Male, 30-39, Western US
254 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 12:36:45 PM
Some places I've worked at it's been the other way around... |
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 Buiadh
Male, 18-29, Europe
6650 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 10:51:43 AM
Pretty accurate.
HalfPintRoo is on the ball too. |
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 HalfPintRoo
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
2047 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 10:01:08 AM
No no no no, you got it all wrong.
It's not *usually* the sound you worry about, it's the smell...
At work it should be "please don't smell please don't smell please don't smell..."
and at home it's "wow, what did I eat?" |
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 orange_panty
Female, 18-29, Southern US
50 Posts
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012 7:43:08 AM
Link: Farts At Work Vs. Farts At Home [Pic] [Rate Link] - There's a difference... a BIG difference. |
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