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I Guess Music Does Soothe The Savage Beast [Pic]

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photomstr
Male, 50-59, Canada
 767 Posts
Monday, June 25, 2012 10:28:56 AM
Wow, that is really stupid. A deer can kill a feeble thing like her and he don't need the horns either. A horn toot or a dog bark . . . just plain stupid. I hear next week she wants to play for bears . . .

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11473 Posts
Thursday, June 21, 2012 7:58:33 AM
Deer: "Dude, is that a cosplayer or am I tripping white haired asian unicorns again?"


mamba
Male, 18-29, Europe
 618 Posts
Thursday, June 21, 2012 5:31:18 AM
@Groogle
Looks more like a Targaryen to me.

Seeing as no one's said it yet....
Her music can sooth my savage beast.

uatme
Male, 18-29, Canada
 989 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 7:06:09 PM
chuck testa?

Groogle
Male, 30-39, Canada
 2180 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 6:49:10 PM
BLOND HAIR... SHE'S NOT A BARATHEON, SHE'S A LANISTER... LEG IT!

Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 2076 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 5:03:18 PM
It soothes the savage breast.

Ani187
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 4532 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 2:44:55 PM
LOL @turdburglar, she *does* look like a Q-tip.

eddy666
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 522 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 2:26:24 PM
@Zach82 They can also run into your car, which can cause fatal accidents.

panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8820 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 2:10:44 PM
Better watch out for ticks if you going to do that.

bigfatdynamo
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 259 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 11:03:51 AM
Having velvet doesn't necessarily mean low testosterone levels - it typically means the antlers are still growing.

swoop408
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1768 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 10:31:46 AM
That's how she gets her men too. Women does wonders with her mouth.

muzloviti
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 174 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 10:21:13 AM
It looks like the deer still have the velvet antlers, which means their testosterone levels are very low and they basically act like giant puppy dogs. So there is no real danger in being near them until the antlers calcify.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 9:50:30 AM
it can kill you to death with those antlers


The very worst type of killing, I find.

handimanner
Male, 70 & Over, Western US
 1778 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 9:42:17 AM
Doe ray me

Zach82
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 316 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 9:38:22 AM
They may look gentle, but if a deer feels threatened it can kill you to death with those antlers.

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 9:33:03 AM
Honestly, males bucks with antlers are often violent as hell. If those aren't tamed than that's a really bad idea.

thubanstar
Female, 40-49, Southern US
 803 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 9:21:20 AM
Actually, the quote is "Music hath charms to soothe the savage BREAST".. a word which also used to mean your heart/emotions.

Pindragon
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 590 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 9:19:00 AM
Semi savage? Those things are psychotic.

I seen 'em!

THEY.... EAT.... EVERYONE!

No one was spared....

NOT EVEN THE CHILDREN!!!!!

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 9:17:36 AM
Fairies nowadays I tell you

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3301 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 9:16:35 AM
Not even the timid deer is frightened by a flute playing Q-tip. Don't fear the deer. (She should fear the sun.)

Misfit-Mutt
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 349 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 9:13:12 AM
God help her if she plays a bad note.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 16687 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 9:10:38 AM
One year old buck, hasn't lost it's fawn dots yet. Antlers still covered in 'velvet'. I'm betting their hormones haven't fully kicked in yet, you normally wouldn't want to stand that close to a male deer, they can hurt you even at that age.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 8:40:57 AM
That one at the back looks pissed off.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33882 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 8:25:01 AM

So you're saying women who are PMSing should play
music to calm down?

bigfatdynamo
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 259 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 8:24:15 AM
Deer kill more people each year than bears. I can see the evil in their eyes. The snarl in his lips tell the story just as well. And he has a buddy for backup. Don't be fooled, they may be vegetarians, but vegetarians can still commit muuuuurrrrrrrrderrrrrrrr.

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