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This Is What You're Missing On TV, Part 361 [Pic]

Hits: 10870 | Rating: (2.0) | Category: Funny | Added by: kim...
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Palfas
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 410 Posts
Monday, June 25, 2012 1:34:26 PM
If you put out before dinner, you're a slut. If you put out after dinner, then your a classy lady.

Makes sense to me

Penguinato23
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 295 Posts
Friday, June 22, 2012 10:16:53 PM
Oh sh-t, lobster buffet? She's a classy gal ain't she? Not like them hos who be out there having sex for cheeseburgers and whatever.

C'mon now though, while maybe it's for drinks as well as food a lot of times let's not pretend that that whole sex for food arrangement is unheard of.

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5726 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 10:32:39 AM
Reminds me of this.

dm2754
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3122 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 8:00:44 AM
don't all woman do that?
for you all of you woman who think you don't. ask the your date to take you to Taco bell insted of "some place nice"

EgalM
Male, 30-39, Canada
 1710 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 6:55:18 AM
Look Ma, I'm on t.v., I'm famous.

wolladude
Male, 30-39, Europe
 350 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 3:27:35 AM
She wouldn't be the first girl tah have put out after a nice dinner, what's the problem?

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 6188 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 2:50:13 AM
Isn't it time these african americans (is that term still ok to use this month?) stopped inventing their own names?

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14740 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2012 10:44:07 PM
Chiquanna would admit to anything for a chance to be on TV.

Afugy
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 198 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2012 9:30:52 PM
Sex is the only thing I like more then free food. Look at it this way to, she spent 15 to 30 minutes having sex and then got paid in 20$ worth of food, thats like getting paid 40$ an hour. For some reason I bet the dude smoked some grass with her too, my 3rd best thing.

avail9988
Male, 18-29, Australia
 678 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2012 8:06:07 PM
@Nickel2 & @slut_etta,

1. Your pensions must not be enough to pay for lobster when your over 50 or 2. you would have sex with anyhting that moved for free and the lobster would be a bonus. Which one is it?

ALWinston
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 7 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2012 7:26:06 PM
Her and every other woman in America.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2012 6:20:45 PM
Lobster dinner purchaser was robbed.

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3419 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2012 6:06:43 PM
i'd do it for LOBSTER!!!!

PinkRhoid
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1242 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2012 4:54:24 PM
All you can eat lobster? I'll take a poke for that and I'm a straight male...

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4714 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2012 4:46:37 PM
I'd have sex with a lobster for a buffet dinner!

RobSwindol
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2459 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2012 3:51:08 PM
Shyt, I'd have sex for a lobster buffet dinner!

drips
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 897 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2012 3:29:42 PM
Better than that other girl who did it for a double cheese burger.

handimanner
Male, 60-69, Western US
 1873 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2012 2:41:41 PM
She IS a lobster.

soundman655
Male, 50-59, Canada
 1535 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2012 2:27:54 PM
First off, who would touch such a pig- and for expensive lobster? More like crabs!!

Chickenthief
Male, 40-49, Europe
 66 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2012 2:14:22 PM
Yeah and we have seen melatonin challenged Americans do it for a cheese burger, so what?

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2012 1:52:44 PM
Pretty much any woman who goes on a date where the guy pays for the food is doing the same thing anyway.

Buiadh
Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2012 1:50:18 PM
Lobster? Ew.

godthaab
Male, 18-29, Canada
 220 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2012 1:43:58 PM
With a name like Chiquanna... I am not surprised.

jendrian
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2492 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2012 1:27:37 PM
Better than doing it for a cheeseburger I guess.

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2012 1:12:38 PM
Zoidberg:
Lobster who had sex for Chiquanna buffet

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