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Elisa Benson: World Class Cock Blocker [Pic]

Hits: 12866 | Rating: (1.8) | Category: Misc. | Added by: fancylad
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photomstr
Male, 50-59, Canada
 767 Posts
Tuesday, June 26, 2012 8:13:47 AM
The sad thing is women believe this s,h,i,t then cry because they can't find a "decent" man. Well, honey, decent men don't go for head game scheming bitches . . . treat us right and fair and we might even stick around long enough to raise the kid from your first f,u,c,ked up marriage. Every 3 weeks you go psycho on us men and then stick us in the friend zone? Chow, baby, have a nice summer . . .

Fleaman1797
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 719 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2012 8:08:37 AM
Thats right ladies. string him along.. he will get bored with your rooster teasing ass and find someone WORTH hanging out with. trust me

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2012 11:51:32 AM
Ooooh damn!

piperfawn
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3898 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2012 8:15:00 AM
MacGuffin omg is just soccer! And you must admit that Ireland was a really bad team.

PhantomGh0st
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 260 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2012 6:52:12 AM
So a bitch in Atlanta told me she don't kiss on the first date.

I told her thats cool. Whats kissing got to do with you suckin' my dick, huh?

PhantomGh0st
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 260 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2012 6:43:44 AM
Oh, Natalie would love that too? That's cool two bitches are better than one. I hate one on one pressure myself too much pressure for one we will keep it to casual sex with two.

New_Guy
Male, 30-39, Europe
 401 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2012 6:06:04 AM
so who the idiot who keeps hanging around after the first couple of half dates

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2012 7:58:43 PM
You know, just because she friendzones you doesn't mean you don't have a chance. Maybe she doesn't want a date, doesn't mean you can't change her mind.

thatjimguy
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 448 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2012 7:24:33 PM
or....you could just show some guts and tell the guy you are not into him. Who's the idiot that thinks keeping a guy's hopes up helps from hurting his feelings?

thatjimguy
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 448 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2012 7:16:17 PM
or....you could just show some guts and tell the guy you are not into him. Who's the idiot that thinks keeping a guy's hopes up helps from hurting his feelings?

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2012 6:02:23 PM
MacGuffin i want to invite you for a gropup dates but sadly Natalie got an accident( she was run down by me this morning ).
Hmm never mind will be for another time...ohh wait what about we go out just me and you?



After Italy beat Ireland this evening, pf, I don't think I can face another Italian just yet.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2012 6:01:17 PM
I understand that it's an attempt to wave off a guys attention, but some girls deliberately string them along by giving mixed/ambiguous signals. This is why I said they like the attention.


There's attention and there's attention; I'm talking about the latter.

den3jlb
Male, 18-29, Europe
 326 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2012 5:40:12 PM
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

bordo
Male, 50-59, Western US
 801 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2012 3:22:42 PM
Notice she's got her arm firmly blocking any moves he might have made with his right hand.

regediT
Male, 18-29, Europe
 723 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2012 2:54:12 PM
"That's the situation this advice is about handling: how to communicate to someone that you don't want to accept a personal one-to-one invitation from them, in a way that doesn't invite a pointless and disingenuous follow-on conversation designed to protect a bruised ego."

I understand that it's an attempt to wave off a guys attention, but some girls deliberately string them along by giving mixed/ambiguous signals. This is why I said they like the attention.

piperfawn
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3898 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2012 2:34:33 PM
MacGuffin i want to invite you for a gropup dates but sadly Natalie got an accident( she was run down by me this morning ).
Hmm never mind will be for another time...ohh wait what about we go out just me and you?

boogarcym
Male, 40-49, Europe
 255 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2012 1:55:34 PM
Menage a trois anyone?

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5745 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2012 1:23:39 PM
...unless that is a euphemism for rape, in which case it makes sense.

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5745 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2012 1:23:00 PM
What I don't understand is how one sexual encounter equates to being "pinned down this summer."

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2012 1:19:06 PM
"Or, you know, you could just say you'd love to go out as friends, but you're not looking for anything beyond that right now, and let the guy know, straight out, where he stands."

I guess they like the attention. Seems often sought after.



I find blokes often portray personal invitations in a deliberately-ambiguous way, so that they can react as if you'd 'misunderstood' if you turn them down. If you try and respond in the way you suggested, you'll find them insisting that they were talking about an invitation as a friend and/or for a group event all along, when in fact they'd never previously mentioned inviting anybody else. That's the situation this advice is about handling: how to communicate to someone that you don't want to accept a personal one-to-one invitation from them, in a way that doesn't invite a pointless and disingenuous follow-on conversation designed to protect a bruised ego.

panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8885 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2012 12:51:54 PM
Only teens read Seventeen.

swoop408
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1768 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2012 12:45:46 PM
I've been asked to do this in the past before. I tell them no and they can have fun hanging with their friend instead.

PirateWillis
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 146 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2012 12:40:08 PM
If Elisa actually got any action, she'd know that guys hit it and quit it. Casualness achieved, no need to be a prude that no guy wants to get with.

wolladude
Male, 30-39, Europe
 353 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2012 11:45:23 AM
Note to self, bring the guys on the next date, ask her to bring friends too.....

The guys will love that!

Tobunshi
Male, 18-29, Europe
 681 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2012 11:33:34 AM
I'm alright with this, actually. It'll filter out accidently dating the silly women who read this magazine.

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