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You Deconstruct The Accident, I-A-B [Pic]

Hits: 16579 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Travel | Added by: hole_rocks89
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Palfas
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 410 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2012 9:57:11 AM
they drove down the side walk from right to left, between the building and poles. They tried to turn out and hit the pole which cause the back end to swing around towards the doors. Look at the skid marks from the real wheels and it points to some one mistaking the gas for the break

MrLill
Male, 18-29, Western US
 359 Posts
Saturday, June 16, 2012 10:38:15 AM
he hit the pole to the left head on while driving fast toward to storefront. the resulting impact put all the force to the front, lifting the rear of the vehicle. hitting it at the right angle would give it the right trajectory to clear the middle post.

Butters420
Male, 18-29, Canada
 37 Posts
Saturday, June 16, 2012 9:31:11 AM
it's 'merica everyone is in nascar mode everywhere

faaaaq
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 671 Posts
Friday, June 15, 2012 6:58:54 PM
no Phestizio. absolutely incorrect, but good thinking. this is just got pooty cars are made nowadays. crumple zones are nice and all but at least give them a real bumper for christs sake. the truck drove down the sidewalk, and for some reason turned right into the pole. obviously not at very high speeds or he couldnt have landed dead center on the truck

HiEv
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 542 Posts
Friday, June 15, 2012 5:53:31 PM
OMG, this totally proves creationism! The ONLY explanation is that an "intelligent designer" *created* the car in such a way that it appears that it had an accident there.








...or the car just drove down the sidewalk really fast, made a sharp turn, and hit the pole.

DingDingDong
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1503 Posts
Friday, June 15, 2012 4:22:52 PM
Hmm, skid-marks on the sidewalk from the back tires.

drips
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 876 Posts
Friday, June 15, 2012 9:33:54 AM
That pole totally kicked that trucks ass.

Phestizio
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 59 Posts
Friday, June 15, 2012 9:28:23 AM
he drove into the pole at an angle with enough force to lift the back end of the truck up and due to the angle is spin over the two other pillars bending the middle sign and landing where it did.

Pinkminx22
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1008 Posts
Friday, June 15, 2012 8:24:28 AM
People really scare me these days, with all of their crazy driving.

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Friday, June 15, 2012 8:22:49 AM
@MacGuffin
*Inb4Captain O* <-Though I haven't seen him in a while

It was actually the radiator. You can see the liquid from the front of the car :)

DinVen
Male, 30-39, Europe
 352 Posts
Friday, June 15, 2012 7:53:07 AM
Obviously they rebuild the store front real quick afterwards.

Corydoras87
Male, 18-29, Europe
 638 Posts
Friday, June 15, 2012 7:26:59 AM
Evil_Eye, he probably drove down the sidewalk and then steeres to the left into the pole, which also explains the force necessary to turn the car around. (hit the pole while turning left, back end gets weightless/lifts up a bit and the momentum makes the car turn)

madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6457 Posts
Friday, June 15, 2012 7:03:35 AM
Evil eye. He drove down the sidewalk. Look at the skid marks.

Evil_Eye
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1447 Posts
Friday, June 15, 2012 5:53:32 AM
He didn't drive down the sidewalk, because the point of impact was too center. It would been more of a side swipe-spin-smash everything if on the sidewalk and very unlikely to be able to get up to enough speed to cause that much crumple.

The car lifted over on crash so far is the better one, only the pole doesn't have a lot of damage on it and the car isn't crumpled enough. To lift something that big high enough to clear the poles would be quite a high speed crash. Like... at a random guess, 100mph-ish?

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Friday, June 15, 2012 5:51:12 AM
We'll never know for sure, but going by the wet patch on the ground* it looks like the last thing that happened was the driver pissed himself.













* How long, do you think, before Captain O comes along and points out that was actually the radiator?

andybme
Male, 50-59, Western US
 296 Posts
Friday, June 15, 2012 5:48:26 AM
Someone ran into doughnut man and it bounced into that position.

Thonious
Male, 40-49, Western US
 946 Posts
Friday, June 15, 2012 4:57:33 AM
What's amazing is that no window was broken.

SmagBoy1
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4158 Posts
Friday, June 15, 2012 4:56:24 AM
My guess is that the driver bought the truck inside the Wal-Mart. It's the compacted kind with the VERY CLEAR markings that say "DO NOT pull red activation pin inside of or within 50 feet of a building. Always place truck on the ground, in a proper parking spot for activation." The driver obviously couldn't wait to see his new truck (aren't we all that way sometimes), pulled the pin a little too soon.

Sort of like premature ejaculation, except, in this case, it was premature truckactivation.

bluevayero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 226 Posts
Friday, June 15, 2012 1:16:56 AM
all i know is i want every wall in my house to be made by the same post material

photomstr
Male, 50-59, Canada
 767 Posts
Friday, June 15, 2012 12:52:07 AM
I will go with "blonde woman on a cell phone driving on sidewalk" for 100, Alex . . .

Buiadh
Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Friday, June 15, 2012 12:12:10 AM
Looks pretty obvious to me.

MrAtari
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1370 Posts
Thursday, June 14, 2012 10:44:09 PM
I'm going with jackbluessel, the skidmarks are even leading to the left rear tyre

laramiedax
Male, 18-29, Western US
 27 Posts
Thursday, June 14, 2012 10:34:26 PM
I think physics had nothing to do with this. It was clearly a blonde woman on a cell phone.

Nageki
Male, 30-39, Western US
 110 Posts
Thursday, June 14, 2012 10:07:26 PM
I think Sarah was the closest. My theory, is that the car hit the post, the force of the impact stood the car on it's nose. While on it's nose, it swings around the pole (missing the other poles) and then comes to rest in it's current position.

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Thursday, June 14, 2012 9:52:52 PM
Car was driving down the sidewalk from the right. It fits on the sidewalk. C'mon now folks..

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