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Fortune Cookie

Hits: 6294 | Rating: (2.1) | Category: Entertainment | Added by: buddy
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muggyloc
Female, 40-49, Western US
 731 Posts
Wednesday, February 23, 2005 5:36:24 PM
Mine just kept repeating.

short_stop
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 87 Posts
Sunday, January 02, 2005 3:55:05 PM
i love this site. H*R rocks my socks. seriously you guys.

_andread_
Male, 18-29, Europe
 612 Posts
Sunday, January 02, 2005 9:25:37 AM
"Help, I'm trapped in a chinese bakery"

magigy
Female, 13-17, Europe
 3 Posts
Sunday, January 02, 2005 7:51:59 AM
clumsiness will bring about a change in pants - lol

bexstar
Female, 18-29, Australia
 69 Posts
Sunday, January 02, 2005 3:59:00 AM
Your potential is full. Empty it out, its starting to stink.

LOL


Nneri
Female, 13-17, Western US
 1543 Posts
Sunday, January 02, 2005 1:11:44 AM
These were cool! I got one about pants...

nammers
Female, 18-29, Canada
 73 Posts
Sunday, January 02, 2005 12:37:49 AM
Stop listening to country music!

mixtape
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 49 Posts
Saturday, January 01, 2005 11:40:07 PM
I got...
"Gimme a dollar"
and
"An authority figure will look at you through X-Ray specs." haha

JBRaven
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1585 Posts
Saturday, January 01, 2005 8:37:30 PM
Don't skip school, skip class.

How true How true.


blueskies
Female, 18-29, Canada
 4 Posts
Saturday, January 01, 2005 8:30:15 PM
Some of the ones I got:

Girls shouldn't casually wear ball caps
"They" say "you" are "stupid." Whatever that
means.
Buy me a sandwich.
Your friends wonder if they met you now, would they still like you?
Buy me a sandwich


lonepoet
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 7460 Posts
Saturday, January 01, 2005 7:48:09 PM
finally! An Online fortune cookie!


park in a secret place where no one can find you...


ummm.. okay.


JLiu
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 1281 Posts
Saturday, January 01, 2005 7:42:41 PM
"Ignore the man in the parentheses"

Well, this is the closest I will get to a fortune cookie. (I used to work at a factory that made them) I'll try to follow it's advice.


hobyandy
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3071 Posts
Saturday, January 01, 2005 7:23:35 PM
your potential is full. empty it out. it's starting to stink.

opalfruit
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1153 Posts
Saturday, January 01, 2005 6:31:36 PM
"Start putting stamps on all your emails"

matrixie
Female, 18-29, Europe
 821 Posts
Saturday, January 01, 2005 5:36:52 PM
'the truth is banna peels arent that slippery' about time someone else realised that lol

zumkiss
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 52 Posts
Saturday, January 01, 2005 5:05:43 PM
"Laugh your way out of a tense bathroom situation"
hahaha

p-ball4life
Male, 18-29, Canada
 677 Posts
Saturday, January 01, 2005 4:44:37 PM
"a pillow fort simply cannot last"
damn

amydenden
Female, 13-17, Europe
 30 Posts
Saturday, January 01, 2005 3:30:25 PM
"buy me a sandwich" no
"eat moldy bread you might not vomit" no

Homer1234
Male, 18-29, Europe
 601 Posts
Saturday, January 01, 2005 3:28:38 PM
"stop eating"

Well, if you insist


Alpha_omega
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 1418 Posts
Saturday, January 01, 2005 3:17:13 PM
"Start saying toot backwards, no one will know"
Lol.

Wildcat07070
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 2164 Posts
Saturday, January 01, 2005 3:06:02 PM
"Make a little guy out of a paperclip." Ok...

buddy
Male, 30-39, Western US
 18663 Posts
Saturday, January 01, 2005 1:27:32 PM
Link: Fortune Cookie [Rate Link] - See what your fortune is today.



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