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3 Signs You Might be a Terrorist

Hits: 8633 | Rating: (2.7) | Category: Misc. | Added by: kitteh9lives
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LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4609 Posts
Saturday, June 09, 2012 9:57:19 AM
Patchgrabber,Those were good flyers. I loved the one about 'Sleepers'. That would certainly help you spot the worst sleeper ever.

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4609 Posts
Saturday, June 09, 2012 9:49:49 AM
132: Looking nervous in airport departure lounge.
133: Not looking nervous in airport departure lounge.
134: Making eye contact with security staff.
135: Not making eye contact with security staff.
136: Frequently checking cellphone.
!37: ...


sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
 2481 Posts
Saturday, June 09, 2012 7:46:17 AM
It's cashfor the big ticket items NOT small purchases. She has got it wrong

LemonCurry
Male, 40-49, Asia
 1029 Posts
Saturday, June 09, 2012 7:12:01 AM
now why would a terrorist want to buy a newspaper? to check the weather forecast before the suicide bombing? (wet fuses can be a turn off, of course).

LemonCurry
Male, 40-49, Asia
 1029 Posts
Saturday, June 09, 2012 7:10:53 AM
cute. she got a bit of a scarlett johansson thing doing on, no? i love her voice.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12337 Posts
Saturday, June 09, 2012 6:56:30 AM
Who are the real terrorists?

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12337 Posts
Saturday, June 09, 2012 6:56:16 AM
They really want everyone to be afraid of everyone else. Then they get more funding.

Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 2098 Posts
Saturday, June 09, 2012 5:01:12 AM
I REALLY love her not-so-subtle sarcasm about the message sent by the FBI in the story. Well done reporter lady!

mon360
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 742 Posts
Saturday, June 09, 2012 3:42:03 AM
how do i know terrorists even exist?

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 10:59:09 PM
Well, this explains those non-nice individuals on the paintball range who are always grabbing other players and yelling "Alluah akbar!"

Genocyde
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 711 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 7:33:51 PM
Patriot Act Concerns Response: Oh don't worry...it's just until we get bin Laden and clear this mess up

Patriot Act II Concerns Response: Oh you don't want bin Laden to win, do you?

Looks like he won. Didn't have to be alive to do it either.

The FBI still wants to combat terrorism...an idea. I can simplify that. Stop Being So F.U.C.K.I.N.G. Terrified!

I'm not scared of a boogeyman I'll never meet. I'm not scared of my neighbor or the world around me. For all intents and purposes I know how to handle myself. I don't need anyone looking in on me or watching over me and If I buy something you can't trace then it's none of your damned business.

See? Simple!

CaptKangaroo
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2075 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 7:16:18 PM
The first sign you may be a terrorist- you work for the government.

PinkRhoid
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1242 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 6:09:15 PM
Be frightened, fear and suspect everyone. Especially the evil bastards trying to stay out of debt by avoiding the credit system or even worse the bastards who dare to have privacy!

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 3:43:40 PM
There's a Scottish couple, Brian and Kerry-Ann Howes, that are fighting extradition to Arizona, USA right now. They ran a business in Scotland selling chemicals. They sent red phosphorus (which is legal to trade in the UK - it's used in fireworks) to US-based customers, who subsequently used it to make methamphetamine. Whilst they ran their business, the Howes helped the UK's Special Branch to keep track of any "suspicious purchases" made using their mail-order service.

Some aspects of the advice given out by the FBI to businesses is sensible. E.g., someone with missing fingers buying chemicals and/or electrical components *is* something of a red flag (but it's even more of a red flag for someone with a charred hand and missing fingers to report to A&E). However, it makes you think twice about helping the authorities, when business owners themselves can fall under suspicion merely for dealing in commodities that are entirely legal within their own jurisdiction.

Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 10283 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 3:24:45 PM
New Title: 3 Ways to Discourage the Everyday Man from Exercising their Right to Privacy.

Fixed.

sosueme1966
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 428 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 3:02:14 PM
I got awfully weary of her poor grammar.

swoop408
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1768 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 3:00:03 PM
Lulz!

Willowwatch
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 735 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 2:26:40 PM
OMG I am a sleeper cell or Keyser Söze or...never mind

mcboozerilla
Male, 30-39, Europe
 649 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 2:07:44 PM
Maybe they need some supervision out there.

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 1:52:30 PM
Did she repeatedly say "be WEARY"? It's "WARY" people!

skytz1337
Male, 18-29, Europe
 690 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 1:52:10 PM
so if you buy a pair a headphones, go eat some lunch and check your email...you're drated

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 1:42:50 PM
Land of the FREEEEEEEEEEE!

Crabes
Male, 30-39, Canada
 1049 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 1:26:22 PM
DIVIDE ET IMPERA - Roman political maxim


Divide and reign.


burbclaver
Male, 50-59, Western US
 859 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 1:22:02 PM
At least there is some backlash against this BS these days. After 9-11 it was all "Hell, yes, take ALL my personal freedoms and save us from the terrorists who are everywhere." People are waking up to the fact that govts control people by keeping them afraid.

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5718 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 1:17:25 PM
Here comes more terror bs from the US.

The terrorists definitely did their job then, because they are still scared sh|tless it seems, at least on a media and national level (I know not all Americans are scared of terrorists).

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