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How Do You Choose Your Anal Sex Partner? [Pic]

Hits: 12451 | Rating: (2.3) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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OddNumber
Male, 18-29, Canada
 201 Posts
Sunday, June 10, 2012 7:55:25 AM
I like how you can tell who's homophobic in this bunch, along the lines of "hey, you're with a woman, do you stick it in her pooper if she allows, yes/no?"

"NO, NEVER, NOW NEXT QUESTION"

myssiing
Female, 18-29, Western US
 53 Posts
Saturday, June 09, 2012 10:00:53 PM
@brownsugar3

It says 2004 in the top left.

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Saturday, June 09, 2012 1:49:03 PM
@Tobunshi and PinkRhoid- I'm glad you enjoy the taste of piss and semen. It's just not my cup of tea. And Tobunshi, I'm disgusting? Why, because I enjoy more than missionary? I feel bad for your bored partners, if you even have any.

It's funny that the youngsters are grossed out and the older people are all Yay! Just shows that experience makes all the difference.

CDarling
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 129 Posts
Saturday, June 09, 2012 8:55:41 AM
I guess I'm glad to know that many rappers seem to dislike anal?

Burton_Ian
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 809 Posts
Saturday, June 09, 2012 6:28:44 AM
I thought it said Joe Bidden for a second haha

BostonKaiser
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1161 Posts
Saturday, June 09, 2012 2:15:56 AM
Extremely proud that I only recognized one or two names on that list. On another note, this reminded of the song "Critter" by Steel Panther. I'd try to link it, but I'm old and my skills at such things is very lacking.

brownsugar3
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 304 Posts
Saturday, June 09, 2012 12:44:32 AM
how old is this? Proof has been dead for like 3-5 years I think!

Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3658 Posts
Saturday, June 09, 2012 12:11:11 AM
8Bit, I thought you were a champion of homosexuality. Now you're telling me there's a form of Human intercourse that doesn't appeal to you? What a concept. I think we should have parades which celebrate this form of intimate contact in your neighborhood, to teach you to accept the heterosexual-anal lifestyle.

XbigXmommaX
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 476 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 8:18:20 PM
"That poo is not good for the soul." lmfao!!

drips
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 873 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 6:48:47 PM
LOL'n at NORE's quote.

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 6:48:30 PM
I agree. WTF is the appeal to anal sex. Also, I most of these people should be dead. Lil Wayne especially. What a c*nt

PinkRhoid
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1197 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 6:38:27 PM
Also, just because you think semen tastes bad that holds no relevance to sanitary comparison.

PinkRhoid
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1197 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 6:36:26 PM
I'm sorry, you are trying to make a comparison between fecal matter and semen and piss? For starters, aside from someone with an infection piss is sterile and other than the tiny amount of bacteria it picks up at the exit of the urethra it is not remotely as nasty as poo. Semen also is very clean in terms of bacteria etc. unless they have a virus or infection which will be in their poo as well. Poo on the other hand is teeming with all sorts of nasties and is essentially in a state of decomposition. I won't bash on people who want to experiment with themselves or willing partners but please don't insult peoples intelligence by condescending others with bullpoo like 'You have a lot to learn, kid!' when you clearly don't know your ass from a hole in the ground.

IRockYeah
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2460 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 6:35:59 PM
The grammar is pathetic. shame on dem.

AnInsomniac
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 322 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 4:29:24 PM
With proper care, there's nothing wrong with anal.

While I don't agree with Lauriloo about the amount of care that should be taken before anal sex, she does make a valid point that those receiving oral should take care to be more hygienic as well. It is only fair. However...if I keep thinking about all this bodily excrement, I'm going to be put off sex for a year...

Viking864
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 1270 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 3:33:12 PM
LOL

I thought that one said Joe Bidden

Selous
Male, 30-39, Australia
 1205 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 3:26:23 PM
@lauriloo your my kinda girl!!people need to not rule out backdoor lovin, you just gota do it right and it is so much fun and mindblowing

drat using condoms, nothing like cleaning up an anal creampie

Tobunshi
Male, 18-29, Europe
 681 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 3:02:27 PM
@lauriloo,
Poop is unsanitary. Semen and pee is not. Also, you're disgusting.

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 2:08:17 PM
@swoop408- People don't constantly have a load of poop right up to the end of the chute. The guys I've done it with were also wearing condoms so they never got poo on their dicks. I practice safe sex, how about you?? I've also used a vibrator on myself that had multiple bumps on it and it barely had any poo on it when I pulled it back out. You guys think it's nothing to put something in my mouth that TWO gross, bad-tasting fluids come out of but heaven forbid you put your dick in something that might put a thin film of poo on it that you can immediately wash off or just take the condom off and throw away. You have a lot to learn, kid!

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13145 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 1:55:13 PM
Yes the voice of a generation here......

Wow what a handsome devil! Really though WTF his teef make him look like he just sucked off robo-cop!!

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13145 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 1:44:12 PM
LiL Wayne is awesome!! Hahaha!


You're taste in music sure isn't.

cheeseb
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 216 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 1:33:07 PM
Why is the pull-out quote censored, but not the body copy in the article?

swoop408
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1768 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 1:30:23 PM
"My, my how picky you are. Do you scrub your penis before any BJs? Only fair. An enema would kind of break the mood, don't you think? Guess tossing my salad is out of the question, too?"

Seriously Lauriloo? So you just poo all over a guys dick? Clean that poo dick with your mouth then and see if you'd rather use an enema before sex.

nettech98
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 963 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 1:24:59 PM
"Anal sex is drating disgusting, what is the appeal of rectal bleeding, poo and tissue damage?"

You're doing it wrong....

swoop408
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1768 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 1:09:42 PM
LiL Wayne is awesome!! Hahaha!

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