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What I Feel Like When I Talk To A Cute Girl [Pic]

Hits: 20630 | Rating: (2.4) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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MayerTheresa
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 16 Posts
Sunday, June 10, 2012 8:54:37 PM
just as Jose answered I didnt know that a mom able to profit $4705 in a few weeks on the computer. have you seen this link======>>> lazycash1.com

Reignblazer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1903 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 11:26:57 AM
So a swingers club then? :3

photomstr
Male, 50-59, Canada
 767 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 11:14:04 AM
MacGuffin, muffin, you are one cool lady . . .

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 8:45:06 AM
I can do bars, but nightclubs? Nope.


To be honest, I avoid going anywhere that has music loud enough to drown out conversation. I find nightclub environments dire for the reasons illustrated earlier. The sort of places I go to let my hair down are membership only, generally have cheesy 80's/90's music played at a reasonable volume, you know 80% of the people there to speak to, and there are quiet areas that people can go if they feel like being a bit more intimate.

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5597 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 8:37:22 AM
Haha, word filter changed "c ockiness" to "roosteriness."

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5597 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 8:36:19 AM
@Buiadh: I get no success in nightclubs either, but those were never really my scene anyway. Any place where condensed sweat drips onto me from the ceiling is a place I'd rather not be. Also, again, I said to not be douchey. It's not like I said to put down girls or anything, just walk that line between confidence and roosteriness with a little humour, that's all I meant.

Buiadh
Male, 18-29, Europe
 6651 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 8:21:43 AM
@MacG+Patch - I get next to zero "success" in nightclubs. Maybe I'm not douchey enough...

I can do bars, but nightclubs? Nope.

madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6455 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 8:11:59 AM
patchgrabber and MacGuffin, Can you two get a room already? You're making this forum smells like sex.

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5597 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 7:41:37 AM
@MacGuffin: Wow, taking an innocuous comment very seriously, are we? It's not a "douchebag act", since I said the point was to *not* be a douchebag, but read into it however you want. I completely trust your opinion on the matter based on your comprehensive knowledge concerning the two sentences I wrote. Sounds to me like you're the one who needs to get laid, but when I get home today I'll express your concern vis-a-vis my sex life to my gf.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 7:33:00 AM
@MacGuffin: I wish that were so. I can't explain the irrationality of the female psyche other than to say it's irrational.


Errrr.....yeah, OK dear. This is me, having given you my concerned attention, not giving you my enthusiastic interest now. Go out and get yourself laid tonight with that douchebag act you believe works so well....knock yourself out.

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5597 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 7:24:32 AM
@MacGuffin: I wish that were so. I can't explain the irrationality of the female psyche other than to say it's irrational.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 7:11:34 AM
it helps to be kind of a dick. Not a d-bag or an a$$hole, just a little bit of a dick, for some unknown reason it's like a hummingbird feeder to them.


I think you may have confused attracting someone's concerned attention, with attracting their enthusiastic interest.

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5597 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 7:05:03 AM
It's not that difficult. I had zero game until college. Just act 'as if' you are confident etc. and it helps to be kind of a dick. Not a d-bag or an a$$hole, just a little bit of a dick, for some unknown reason it's like a hummingbird feeder to them.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 6:16:30 AM
LOL! You guys are cute.

FWIW, this is how most guys appear when they shout in your ear in nightclubs in a misguided effort to get your attention:



Top tip: EITHER shout OR lean into someone's ear. If a girl wants to have someone bellow phlegm into her ear, she'll go and visit her grandmother.

Mikeoxsbiggg
Male, 30-39, Canada
 956 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 6:09:04 AM
We all do.

Buiadh
Male, 18-29, Europe
 6651 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 5:12:29 AM
Also what happened to IAB yesterday?

Only about 2/3ds of a normal days subs. I'm going to ask for my money back...

Buiadh
Male, 18-29, Europe
 6651 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 12:16:16 AM
Not far from the truth.

Tobunshi
Male, 18-29, Europe
 681 Posts
Thursday, June 07, 2012 11:21:55 PM
@Squrlz4Sale

Though you probably look more like the guy in the picture.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 5974 Posts
Thursday, June 07, 2012 9:53:46 PM

What I feel like...


CoyoteKing
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2994 Posts
Thursday, June 07, 2012 9:39:23 PM
i feel the same way...

TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 4827 Posts
Thursday, June 07, 2012 8:54:55 PM
"anyone notice that weird hand coming from the right side o_o "

I have no idea what you are talking about.

jtrebowski
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3238 Posts
Thursday, June 07, 2012 8:27:07 PM
That I have to tear her away from her hoodie-wearing bearded boyfriend?

Quik2TheStab
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 665 Posts
Thursday, June 07, 2012 8:04:27 PM
I often feel like a surfboard, as well.

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Thursday, June 07, 2012 8:02:59 PM
He's got the charm.

cndman15
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 330 Posts
Thursday, June 07, 2012 7:55:08 PM
anyone notice that weird hand coming from the right side o_o

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