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The Imprinting Wedding Band [Pic]

Hits: 12856 | Rating: (2.3) | Category: Misc. | Added by: fancylad
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Darkolin
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 54 Posts
Monday, June 11, 2012 5:44:08 AM
I want one for my penis.

broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3308 Posts
Thursday, June 07, 2012 3:48:34 PM
Oh, yeah, and it looks EFFING uncomfortable!

broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3308 Posts
Thursday, June 07, 2012 3:47:44 PM
No, guys. Stop thinking it's for her. You know she's gonna want YOU to be wearing it!

FredSpudman
Male, 18-29, Europe
 606 Posts
Thursday, June 07, 2012 4:34:26 AM
tehbionic, marriage is a legal contract that tends to be surrounded by ritual.

photomstr
Male, 50-59, Canada
 767 Posts
Thursday, June 07, 2012 1:59:50 AM
brand all da cows

korahn
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1034 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 11:38:33 PM
Heat the ring up and THEN put it on her.

MrAtari
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1383 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 11:06:31 PM
well I don't think it's gonna work, no way a ring stays on the whole day at the same position.

sbeelz
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2869 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 10:59:27 PM
That sounds horribly uncomfortable.

tehbionic
Female, 18-29, Western US
 314 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 8:45:19 PM
Marriage isn't a ritual, it's a legal contract. Someone's trying to be cool.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 13812 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 8:28:41 PM
Just brand her.

honkeylips
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 1570 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 7:28:58 PM
@draculya you'd need to have some pretty fat fingers to fit all of that.

Crabcakes
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 229 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 7:07:11 PM
How about just going the distance and tattooing "I observe outdated ritualistic social bonding" across your forehead?

Zuriel
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 545 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 6:04:29 PM
just brand the bitch !

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12084 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 5:47:21 PM
"Gerry,
there is one that says MARRIED on the back so that is the mark on your finger when you take it off, close enough?"

How about one that says "happily civilunioned"

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12084 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 5:46:26 PM
"Take the real leap and brand the bitch. We all know she is gonna become a large heifer anyways!"

No, you got it wrong. When she becomes a heifer, you want her to leave and take her kids.

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 4:05:41 PM
It looks a bit painful to be honest...

Willowwatch
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 735 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 3:40:36 PM
Gerry,
there is one that says MARRIED on the back so that is the mark on your finger when you take it off, close enough?

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 1:54:05 PM
Love hurts

Fancysucksss
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1051 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 1:48:26 PM
Take the real leap and brand the bitch. We all know she is gonna become a large heifer anyways!

honkeylips
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 1570 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 1:44:49 PM
Gerry they do make one that says married when you take it off.

bloomi
Male, 18-29, Europe
 131 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 1:42:27 PM
That would work if the ring stayed exactly still. Normally rings rotate around your finger. If it was tight enough not to rotate it'd cut your finger up when you took it on / off.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 1:29:48 PM

It should say "CHEATER" when he takes it off

onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2110 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 1:03:09 PM
Why not just give her a STD. That's an eternal mark of love.

skytz1337
Male, 18-29, Europe
 690 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 12:55:13 PM
do they come in dick shape too?

Solvent
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2855 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 12:44:47 PM
Sounds like a great way to drat up your finger.

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