 Darkolin
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 54 Posts
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Monday, June 11, 2012 5:44:08 AM
I want one for my penis. |
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 broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
702 Posts
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Thursday, June 07, 2012 3:48:34 PM
Oh, yeah, and it looks EFFING uncomfortable! |
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broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
702 Posts
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Thursday, June 07, 2012 3:47:44 PM
No, guys. Stop thinking it's for her. You know she's gonna want YOU to be wearing it! |
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 FredSpudman
Male, 18-29, Europe
282 Posts
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Thursday, June 07, 2012 4:34:26 AM
tehbionic, marriage is a legal contract that tends to be surrounded by ritual. |
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photomstr
Male, 50-59, Canada
767 Posts
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Thursday, June 07, 2012 1:59:50 AM
brand all da cows |
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 korahn
Male, 18-29, Canada
862 Posts
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 11:38:33 PM
Heat the ring up and THEN put it on her. |
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 MrAtari
Male, 30-39, Europe
1083 Posts
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 11:06:31 PM
well I don't think it's gonna work, no way a ring stays on the whole day at the same position. |
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 sbeelz
Male, 30-39, Western US
2860 Posts
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 10:59:27 PM
That sounds horribly uncomfortable. |
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 tehbionic
Female, 18-29, Western US
314 Posts
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 8:45:19 PM
Marriage isn't a ritual, it's a legal contract. Someone's trying to be cool. |
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8763 Posts
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 8:28:41 PM
Just brand her. |
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 honkeylips
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
1392 Posts
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 7:28:58 PM
@draculya you'd need to have some pretty fat fingers to fit all of that. |
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 Crabcakes
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
229 Posts
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 7:07:11 PM
How about just going the distance and tattooing "I observe outdated ritualistic social bonding" across your forehead? |
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Zuriel
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
412 Posts
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 6:04:29 PM
just brand the bitch ! |
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 Draculya
Male, 30-39, Asia
6363 Posts
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 5:47:21 PM
"Gerry,
there is one that says MARRIED on the back so that is the mark on your finger when you take it off, close enough?"
How about one that says "happily civilunioned" |
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Draculya
Male, 30-39, Asia
6363 Posts
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 5:46:26 PM
"Take the real leap and brand the bitch. We all know she is gonna become a large heifer anyways!"
No, you got it wrong. When she becomes a heifer, you want her to leave and take her kids. |
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 8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
5420 Posts
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 4:05:41 PM
It looks a bit painful to be honest... |
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 Willowwatch
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
735 Posts
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 3:40:36 PM
Gerry,
there is one that says MARRIED on the back so that is the mark on your finger when you take it off, close enough? |
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 Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
15474 Posts
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 1:54:05 PM
Love hurts |
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 Fancysucksss
Male, 18-29, Western US
1051 Posts
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 1:48:26 PM
Take the real leap and brand the bitch. We all know she is gonna become a large heifer anyways! |
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honkeylips
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
1392 Posts
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 1:44:49 PM
Gerry they do make one that says married when you take it off. |
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bloomi
Male, 13-17, Europe
85 Posts
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 1:42:27 PM
That would work if the ring stayed exactly still. Normally rings rotate around your finger. If it was tight enough not to rotate it'd cut your finger up when you took it on / off. |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25693 Posts
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 1:29:48 PM
It should say "CHEATER" when he takes it off |
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onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
1252 Posts
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 1:03:09 PM
Why not just give her a STD. That's an eternal mark of love. |
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 skytz1337
Male, 18-29, Europe
689 Posts
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 12:55:13 PM
do they come in dick shape too? |
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 Solvent
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2712 Posts
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 12:44:47 PM
Sounds like a great way to drat up your finger. |
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