 phirephoto
Male, 30-39, Western US
 254 Posts
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 12:44:49 PM
Certified CPR |
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 Hisky
Male, 18-29, Europe
117 Posts
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 6:22:33 AM
Still, i have to agree with Fleaman. |
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Hisky
Male, 18-29, Europe
117 Posts
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 6:06:45 AM
Damn good peice of advice right there. |
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 Fleaman1797
Male, 18-29, Southern US
719 Posts
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 5:45:33 AM
for ANY reason? nope. afraid i cannot comply. |
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 Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
1558 Posts
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 2:53:54 AM
It is sometimes necessary to put one's finger in the dyke |
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 avail9988
Male, 18-29, Australia
621 Posts
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012 2:41:04 AM
Dam guess I will be canceling that red cross CPR training |
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 skypirate
Male, 18-29, Western US
1786 Posts
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Tuesday, June 05, 2012 8:03:14 PM
meh. that is good advice |
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 jendrian
Male, 18-29, Canada
2356 Posts
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Tuesday, June 05, 2012 7:48:33 PM
not even if she's horny? |
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jamie76
Male, 30-39, Western US
2249 Posts
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Tuesday, June 05, 2012 6:43:01 PM
But I was just trying to reach up through there to massage her heart like I saw on grey's anatomy! |
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 8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
5420 Posts
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Tuesday, June 05, 2012 5:50:01 PM
I can feel her pulse in side her vagina. Better give it mouth to mouth. |
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 IRockYeah
Male, 30-39, Europe
2141 Posts
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Tuesday, June 05, 2012 5:33:43 PM
So we're posting unhilarious Facebook status updates now?
Check my Facebook profile out, it's full of them. |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25694 Posts
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Tuesday, June 05, 2012 5:20:30 PM
But what if I need to carry her?
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 Swash
Male, 30-39, Australia
224 Posts
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Tuesday, June 05, 2012 4:25:50 PM
But I've checked for a pulse everywhere else... |
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ChrisP12
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
186 Posts
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Tuesday, June 05, 2012 4:14:34 PM
Yeah, but what if there's a secret "revive" button somewhere up there? |
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 dm2754
Male, 30-39, Western US
2771 Posts
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Tuesday, June 05, 2012 3:51:49 PM
but its for her own good |
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 swoop408
Male, 18-29, Western US
1768 Posts
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Tuesday, June 05, 2012 3:49:41 PM
Shocking! |
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 DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
3528 Posts
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Tuesday, June 05, 2012 3:49:07 PM
"She's losing consciousness fast--I can't seem to get her airways clear. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY FINGER HER!!" |
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 Buiadh
Male, 18-29, Europe
6650 Posts
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Tuesday, June 05, 2012 3:44:55 PM
lol@soundman655
"Are you sure this is an approved CPR method?"
"Oh definitely! I've been trained!"
"But I'm unclear how your penis in this womans vagina is going to help matters. Never mind your finger up her arse."
"Keepin' the holes clear, pal. Keepin' the holes clear." |
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 sweetrebelnc
Female, 18-29, Southern US
737 Posts
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Tuesday, June 05, 2012 3:29:59 PM
I definitely remember giggling about that when I had to get CPR/First Aid certified for a job I used to have. It's in the instructions on how to deliver a baby. |
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 soundman655
Male, 50-59, Canada
955 Posts
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Tuesday, June 05, 2012 3:25:03 PM
Remember - all passages must be clear!! |
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 fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
2512 Posts
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Tuesday, June 05, 2012 3:22:44 PM
Link: Helpful Red Cross First Aid Suggestions [Pic] [Rate Link] - Duly noted, Red Cross. Duly noted, indeed. |
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