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Helpful Red Cross First Aid Suggestions [Pic]

Hits: 14899 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Weird | Added by: fancylad
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phirephoto
Male, 30-39, Western US
 307 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 12:44:49 PM
Certified CPR

Hisky
Male, 18-29, Europe
 117 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 6:22:33 AM
Still, i have to agree with Fleaman.

Hisky
Male, 18-29, Europe
 117 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 6:06:45 AM
Damn good peice of advice right there.

Fleaman1797
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 719 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 5:45:33 AM
for ANY reason? nope. afraid i cannot comply.

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4427 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 2:53:54 AM
It is sometimes necessary to put one's finger in the dyke

avail9988
Male, 18-29, Australia
 678 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 2:41:04 AM
Dam guess I will be canceling that red cross CPR training

skypirate
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2042 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 8:03:14 PM
meh. that is good advice

jendrian
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2490 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 7:48:33 PM
not even if she's horny?

jamie76
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2336 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 6:43:01 PM
But I was just trying to reach up through there to massage her heart like I saw on grey's anatomy!

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 5:50:01 PM
I can feel her pulse in side her vagina. Better give it mouth to mouth.

IRockYeah
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2528 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 5:33:43 PM
So we're posting unhilarious Facebook status updates now?
Check my Facebook profile out, it's full of them.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 5:20:30 PM

But what if I need to carry her?


Swash
Male, 30-39, Australia
 225 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 4:25:50 PM
But I've checked for a pulse everywhere else...

ChrisP12
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 186 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 4:14:34 PM
Yeah, but what if there's a secret "revive" button somewhere up there?

dm2754
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3122 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 3:51:49 PM
but its for her own good

swoop408
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1768 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 3:49:41 PM
Shocking!

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 3:49:07 PM
"She's losing consciousness fast--I can't seem to get her airways clear. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY FINGER HER!!"

Buiadh
Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 3:44:55 PM
lol@soundman655

"Are you sure this is an approved CPR method?"
"Oh definitely! I've been trained!"
"But I'm unclear how your penis in this womans vagina is going to help matters. Never mind your finger up her arse."
"Keepin' the holes clear, pal. Keepin' the holes clear."

sweetrebelnc
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 846 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 3:29:59 PM
I definitely remember giggling about that when I had to get CPR/First Aid certified for a job I used to have. It's in the instructions on how to deliver a baby.

soundman655
Male, 50-59, Canada
 1484 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 3:25:03 PM
Remember - all passages must be clear!!

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2515 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 3:22:44 PM
Link: Helpful Red Cross First Aid Suggestions [Pic] [Rate Link] - Duly noted, Red Cross. Duly noted, indeed.


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