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Hi, I'm A Uterus [Pic]

Hits: 18375 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Funny | Added by: littlemissqt
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Neoptolemos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 579 Posts
Thursday, June 07, 2012 10:33:18 PM
Well that's what you get for picking the apple and tempting us men with it !!!




HerColdHands
Female, 18-29, Western US
 475 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 11:41:12 AM
i know that feel, sis.

pumba62
Male, 40-49, Canada
 974 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 8:29:43 AM
Well that's what you get for picking the apple and tempting us men with it !!!

TheiaRenown
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 425 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 7:20:36 AM
...yup, thats about right.

thubanstar
Female, 40-49, Southern US
 808 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 4:42:33 AM
Pretty accurate

avail9988
Male, 18-29, Australia
 678 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 2:57:10 AM
Diablo?

RoboPatton
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2429 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 2:01:49 AM
The strange thing is, I cant get enough of that terrible monster... wtf is wrong with me?!

darkly_jewls
Female, 18-29, Western US
 8 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 1:46:31 AM
I've been saying for years my uterus is a homicidal maniac trying to kill me and gives me the urge to kill everyone around me. Its kinda a lose lose situation. Not Breeding= big bloody painful mess. Breeding=big bloody painful mess that ends in crying and diaper changing and no sleep and ....etc. followed by the unending cycle of bloody pain until you go crazy from menopause. THERE IS NO ESCAPE.....NONE.

lawndartsftw
Male, 40-49, Canada
 1815 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 9:41:18 PM
Married men can relate to this too....

LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4827 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 6:05:00 PM
the uterus is the ass hole of body parts


I'd say the ass hole is the ass hole of body parts, wouldn't you?

LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4827 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 6:04:00 PM
See, the uterus says "just kidding" about ruining your life when Aunt Rose finally arrives for her monthly visit, because then you know you're NOT PREGNANT and your life is not ruined yet.

Moriachik
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 50 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 4:56:45 PM
@DuckBoy
As far as I know, getting some has almost nothing to do with the Uterus... If it does for you then I feel really sorry for your girlfriend!

Nova666
Female, 18-29, Canada
 137 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 4:55:33 PM
T-T

nettech98
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 993 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 3:48:58 PM
"Either sjaakwortel is trolling or he's never had the pleasure of dealing with a uterus (ie he's a virgin who cannot get any consensually)."

The only people I can think of that have 'had the pleasure of dealing with a uterus' are gynocologists. You've dealt with (touched, seen, etc) a uterus???

daddysedohoh
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 44 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 3:31:04 PM
So true and so cruel and people look at me weird when I say the uterus is the ass hole of body parts

tyger9575
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 299 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 3:19:58 PM
@sjaakwortel: STFU!

DuckBoy87
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2713 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 3:18:09 PM
Either sjaakwortel is trolling or he's never had the pleasure of dealing with a uterus (ie he's a virgin who cannot get any consensually).

kitkate88
Female, 18-29, Western US
 22 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 3:12:55 PM
@sjaakwortel 'an uterus' Really? Just say that out loud and hear how ridiculous it sounds.

A vs An: The grammatical rule has to do with the pronunciation of the word and not the spelling, as many people wrongly assume. You should say, therefore, “an hour” (because hour begins with a vowel sound) and “a history” (because history begins with a consonant sound). Similarly you should say “a union” even if union begins with a “u.” That is because the pronunciation begins with “yu”, which is a consonant sound.

sjaakwortel
Male, 18-29, Europe
 357 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 2:46:49 PM
*an uterus

nubblins
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1753 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 2:29:15 PM
D:

nuharoo
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 23 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 2:17:02 PM
yep, ccma 19 has it right. baby coming out would be much worse

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3631 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 2:01:08 PM
So true, and it looks exactly like that as well.

swoop408
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1768 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 1:56:27 PM
Murder scene time.

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 1:55:54 PM
HOW MAKE BABBY

muffalletta
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 547 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 1:51:22 PM
woohoo!! its blow job week!!

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