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F, Marry, Kill: Jessica, Kate, Emma [Pic]

Hits: 17868 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Quizzes & Tests | Added by: littlemissqt
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I-Am-Goatse
Male, 18-29, Western US
 165 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 1:02:55 PM
F:Kate
M:Jessica
K:Emma

I find the obsession over Emma Watson disturbing. Considering she was NINE when the first harry potter movie was casted.

swoop408
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1768 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 1:02:43 PM
"@MacGuffin--The director was already married when they "fell in love". That, m'dear, is trashy."

Two things: Who cares?! If I had Kate's ass in my face every night I'd be doing everything I could to keep it!

Wait...just one thing.

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:59:51 PM
I wouldn't mind the shag with all of them. I don't agree with marriage so I wouldn't care. I wouldn't kill any of them either. What kind of bloody retarded question is that?
All 3 of them are pretty awesome

swoop408
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1768 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:59:24 PM
drat Emma, marry Kate, kill Jessica.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:55:21 PM
@MacGuffin--The director was already married when they "fell in love". That, m'dear, is trashy.


Been dumped, eh DrP? ;)

Penguinato23
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 295 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:55:16 PM
Is F, Marry, Kill supposed to be a to do list for each one? Because if so I'll need to get busy.

Seriously though, can't I just have sex with all three and not marry or kill any of them? I'm not a violent guy and the more attractive women in the world the brighter and more interesting it is. I'm also far too young to be limiting my prospects.

On an actually serious serious note, how the f**k does someone get married or move out at 18? I just turned 21 and I still hardly consider myself an adult. How long could you possibly have known a sig. other to get married at 18? Like, a couple years? I guess if two people really, REALLY hit it off, but at 18 you aren't even fully done developing yet. One has only experienced ~20% of life and met only a fraction of the people they will, and yet are making a commitment that's supposed to last for the other 80% of it. That's crazy, on many levels.

sweetrebelnc
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 846 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:51:37 PM
F*ck kate, kill jessica, marry emma.

Justin9235
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1582 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:51:16 PM
@Kain1

Exactly the same here

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3631 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:48:45 PM
What the hell kind of caption is this? This post is just stupid.

bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2819 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:39:04 PM
I would F'N marry anyone who killed them.

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:38:43 PM
...and if she wanted to get married so bad, why didn't she propose? Sexual equality and whatnot.

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:37:15 PM
@MacGuffin--The director was already married when they "fell in love". That, m'dear, is trashy.

Siolas
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 140 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:34:49 PM
Kill the one in the middle. She looks like a stuck up biotch.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:31:04 PM
F*ck Kate Beckinsale, because what the wikipedia article had to say about her personal life was trashy, and I'd want to GTFO right away. Apparently she was in an 8 year relationship with some guy, had a kid with him, and then randomly fell in love with his director while he was shooting a film and left him. Disgusting.


Yeah, that's one version of the story. In another version, she had a child with a guy, spent eight years waiting for that guy to propose, got that guy a job on a film she was starring in so that they could spend more time together, but he still didn't propose, and so she ended up dumping him and marrying the director that had been good enough to give her old boyfriend a job instead. Not sure how dumping a deadbeat that had his chance and marrying someone more keen to be with you constitutes a "trashy personal life", but each to their own.

FredSpudman
Male, 18-29, Europe
 606 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:28:07 PM
@Buiadh Yes, I use to play a similar game as well. It was called give "Whose taste buds would you remove, who would you give your power of attorney to, and who would be given a vasectomy by."

Apexs
Male, 30-39, Western US
 349 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:26:57 PM
WHY CANT I JUST F THEM ALL

Kain1
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1463 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:26:40 PM
F = Kate
M = Emma
K = Jessica
... obviously.

xigris
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 59 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:22:34 PM
Ppsh... Kate, Emma, Jessica

TruTenrMan
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2565 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:21:11 PM
F = Kate Beckinsale
M = Emma Watson
K = Jessica Beil

FredSpudman
Male, 18-29, Europe
 606 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:20:10 PM
Couldn't I have sex with the richest one, marry her and then kill her? With the resulting money from the will I could buy one of the others.

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:20:01 PM
Oh, and said director was married at the time.

Yeah, definitely not marrying her.

FrankieF
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 62 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:17:06 PM
Starts off like alot of my dreams , except a lot more clothes are involved in this one hmmm

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:16:45 PM
Let's see--
Marry Emma, because she's close to my age and the only one of the three currently unmarried.

Kill Jessica, purely for 7th Heaven.

F*ck Kate Beckinsale, because what the wikipedia article had to say about her personal life was trashy, and I'd want to GTFO right away. Apparently she was in an 8 year relationship with some guy, had a kid with him, and then randomly fell in love with his director while he was shooting a film and left him. Disgusting.

Buiadh
Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:15:48 PM
F, M or kill!? This is a new and violant take on an old game I knew! (Snog, marry or avoid)

On topic:

Marry: Beckinsale
To the naked dance with: Watson
Avoid: Beil.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:13:04 PM
I've no idea who Jessica Beil is, and I can't think of Emma Watson as anything other than a cute twelve-year-old. But I think Kate Beckinsale is about the most beautiful woman there is - she looks lovely.

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