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F, Marry, Kill: Jessica, Kate, Emma [Pic]

Hits: 17796 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Quizzes & Tests | Added by: littlemissqt
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G_Hack
Male, 18-29, Western US
 47 Posts
Saturday, June 09, 2012 1:29:53 PM
I refuse to answer. Neither of 'em says me anything and I don't want to get charged with murder.

fuzzysheep
Male, 18-29, Europe
 161 Posts
Thursday, June 07, 2012 9:44:23 AM
And for the statistically minded here is how it's going so far
..............f...... m....... k
Kate ......10..... 7....... 2
Emma ....5...... 11...... 3
Jessica ...4...... 1....... 14

I imagine the spacing will mess up when I post this but hopefully this is legible

So, everyone wants to kill Jessica huh? I like her but there you go.

fuzzysheep
Male, 18-29, Europe
 161 Posts
Thursday, June 07, 2012 9:27:48 AM
drat: Jessica Biel - had the hots for her for ages
Marry: Emma Watson - the same age as me, the others are much older, seems like she has a sense of humour and is a bit more down to earth
Kill: Kate Beckinsale - by default, though given the chance I'd happily drat her too.

Vimto
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2352 Posts
Thursday, June 07, 2012 5:02:03 AM
Call me fussy, I'd F then M Kate Beckinsdale and K the other two.

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 3718 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 1:05:24 PM
Can't I just say hello? Maybe a peck on the cheek and a photo?

insane_ai
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 680 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 11:40:17 AM
More like F whichever one will let you. In other words masturbate while looking at their picture.

youlikeicecr
Male, 30-39, Europe
 236 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 4:16:14 AM
F them all, marry none, kill blue dress designer.

FredSpudman
Male, 18-29, Europe
 558 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 3:26:55 AM
@TechMistress If the stakes are more extreme, it encourages a more considered response.

avail9988
Male, 18-29, Australia
 676 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 2:59:09 AM
F,F,F then K,K,K

RoboPatton
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2374 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 2:04:45 AM
I drat all of them, marry nobody, and kill myself.

onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1783 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 12:52:42 AM
F Kate she seems naughty, M Emma she seems sweet, K Jess she seems like a stupid b****.

liberkaos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 131 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 12:08:48 AM
The only answer leaping to my disturbed mind is: One at a time!

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4125 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 11:28:54 PM
and the point of this post is?

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 2854 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 11:28:31 PM
who would you kill???
what kind of person are you, littlemissqt?

MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2268 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 9:37:06 PM
Mary kate beckinsale, even if her looks go south her voice plus accent will keep me going (plus she is cute)..
F, Emma, just to see if she *can* do magic with a wand.
kill jessica, just becuase i had to kill one, and she moves me the least.

ryan99
Male, 13-17, Western US
 2349 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 8:30:24 PM
All are beautiful! And as much as I love Emma, she just doesn't compare to the other two.

Kill Emma, F Jessica, Marry Kate

EgalM
Male, 30-39, Canada
 1710 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 8:20:01 PM
I don't see the point in marrying something I can't F', so I'm just gonna have to become mormon and marry them all.

Pompadour
Female, 13-17, Australia
 23 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 8:08:44 PM
What on earth type of dress is that one on the left wearing? It has the texture of a paper towel... -_-

mon360
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 742 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 6:22:50 PM
drat them all

LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4711 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 6:07:44 PM
F* Jessica Biel, just to say I did it.
Marry Kate Beckinsale. She'll hold up better with age.
Kill Emma Watson. Not even in the same league as the other hotties. Maybe it's because I'm not a Harry Potter fan, but I think she is Hollywood average looking (which is way hotter than normal person average looking but still she's no Jessica Biel)

TechMistress
Female, 40-49, Western US
 61 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 4:54:40 PM
@FredSpudman
No, I don't believe the comment incites anything. It's the fact that these days people can so casually use words such as that - especially - for a thinking game. We, as a people, are so numb to these things. What's wrong with "marry, have sex with and ignore - instead of the insinuated violence of the other two?

mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2095 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 4:20:00 PM
Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?

Ed Gein? The maitre 'd at Canal Bar?

No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s.

So what did he say?

"When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."

And what did the other part think?

"What her head would look like on a stick... "

Fancysucksss
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1051 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 4:07:34 PM
I'd drat emma watson. Kill jessica, because that ass is too fine for me. and mary kate. I would tap that sexy b!+ch 3 times for breakfast, 2 times for brunch 5 times between lunch and dinner and 7 times for dessert. Then do it all over again the next fracking day

Swaywithme
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3653 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 3:53:32 PM
I'd marry Emma, drat Kate and kill Jessica, because she pisses me off, for some inexplicable reason, even though she looks the hottest in this picture :O

tyger9575
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 299 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 3:31:42 PM
F all of them, marry none of them, and kill you fore asking such a f ucking stupid, inane question. Dumbass!

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