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21 Suggestions For Personal Success [Pic]

Hits: 12135 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Misc. | Added by: fancylad
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PopCap
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 549 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 6:41:28 PM
He didn't say to be gay. Racist bastard.

IbBored
Male, 13-17, Canada
 72 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:55:28 PM
Except then when you do all this everybody just steps all over you, and you let them. The nice guy finishes last but damn it at least he's fine with it.

chickiesue86
Male, 70 & Over, Canada
 273 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 10:05:02 AM
i can agree with the first 20. doing the opposite of 21 has made me very happy plenty of times.

EgalM
Male, 30-39, Canada
 1710 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 7:31:55 AM
What if my my mom is drunken whore? I don't think there is anything that wouldn't make her proud, expect perhaps being sober and not a whore.

photomstr
Male, 50-59, Canada
 767 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:41:05 AM
meh, I'm as good as I get. I'm not here to please anybody else. I have done my best and I can live with that. Even my faults . . . we all have them.

CaptKangaroo
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2065 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2012 4:54:26 PM
I was blessed with the first one, kinda fell into the second one; I'm working- with varying degrees of success on the rest.

mzacur
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 112 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2012 4:02:21 PM
Its funny how so many of these "lists" exist...yet no one I encounter in my daily life embodies even one of these qualities. We read these lists passively and think "wow! i'd be a much better person if I started to do X!" but in reality...nah son. You are still the same terrible person.


That H. Jackson Brown Jr. is full of poo man...

clockwork208
Male, 30-39, Western US
 838 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2012 1:59:19 PM
56. Do unto others before they do unto you.

117. If the thought of putting in in or near your moth makes you cringe, then you probably should'nt put your c*ck in it.

Altaru
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3500 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2012 1:28:45 PM
"The chemicals in my brain are guiding my emotions toward the negative. That doesn't just fix itself when I decide 'hey, maybe I should be happy today!'"

Does for me!

Your life must suck without full self-control...

nayrbarr
Male, 18-29, Europe
 366 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2012 12:49:05 PM
@mcboozerilla, I am a studento of No. 25 myself :P

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2012 12:30:18 PM
I hate feel-good "advice". It's always vague and useless. "always have a positive attitude!" "The chemicals in my brain are guiding my emotions toward the negative. That doesn't just fix itself when I decide 'hey, maybe I should be happy today!'"

mcboozerilla
Male, 30-39, Europe
 649 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2012 12:23:59 PM
23. Stay close to your enemies.

24. Pit your enemies against each other.

25. Learn the art of being dishonest without flat out lying.

26. If you must eliminate an enemy, eliminate all of his or her male relatives as well.

27. Cultivate confidential information resources.

28. Empower the weak to weaken the strong, ever ready to pull out the chair from under him.

29. Put people in your debt.

30. Extortion.

31. Know the weaknesses of your adversaries while not ignoring their strengths.

32. Expect acts of revenge, even years later.

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4496 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2012 12:17:13 PM
Sentimental platitudes.

con_uk
Male, 30-39, Europe
 89 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2012 11:40:04 AM
22. suck dicks

Buiadh
Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2012 11:16:44 AM
What a load of crap. Really.

jamie76
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2348 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2012 11:12:20 AM
10. treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated.

sorry this doesn't work in the least. everyone is different and what is okay for you may not at all be okay for me. treat others the way THEY want to be treated.

also, 1. marrying the right person...

it is amazing that it is that simple...here is what I suiggest, if your marriage is having issue, pick up John Gottman's book and attend a therapy group based on his work. he is the leading researcher in the world on marriage/relationships and his work is all based on scientific studies, not self-help BS like Dr. Grey (venus/mars)).




Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2012 10:57:58 AM

1: go to law school
2: become a politician
3: steal from everyone legally.

Solvent
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2855 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2012 10:43:32 AM
I stopped reading at #1.

CDarling
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 129 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2012 10:26:09 AM
They should have left out number 1...

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2012 10:14:23 AM
They lost me with the suggestion number 1

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5713 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2012 10:11:06 AM
#1: Marry the right person.

Wow. It's just that easy...

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2523 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2012 9:50:11 AM
Link: 21 Suggestions For Personal Success [Pic] [Rate Link] - Print this one out, I-A-B.


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