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A Real Man Of Genius [Pic]

Hits: 24601 | Rating: (3.3) | Category: Misc. | Added by: Smutleybutt
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BooneOfelia9
Male, 18-29, Western US
 14 Posts
Thursday, June 07, 2012 7:28:44 AM
like Thelma implied I am stunned that anyone can profit $9563 in a few weeks on the computer. have you seen this site====>>
http://x.co/kiA8

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Sunday, June 03, 2012 3:33:10 PM
Cards are pointless anyway.

cyborg
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 2799 Posts
Sunday, June 03, 2012 11:34:17 AM
Opie Radio...haha

faustsshadow
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 373 Posts
Sunday, June 03, 2012 9:54:34 AM
I hate cards. Hate giving them, hate getting them. Why waste a few dollars on forced and often faked sentiment?

TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 4827 Posts
Sunday, June 03, 2012 9:17:15 AM
Woah... Mind blown.

andybme
Male, 50-59, Western US
 296 Posts
Sunday, June 03, 2012 5:47:22 AM
I just take my wife to the store, pick out a card, show it to her and say from me, then put it back. Mission accomplished.

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3391 Posts
Sunday, June 03, 2012 5:27:16 AM
Did it once in 1975. Knew right away it wasn't me.

Just write, "You're not getting older, you're getting better."

until they turn thirty seven and then you can write,

"Yup, you're just getting older."

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3631 Posts
Sunday, June 03, 2012 3:02:48 AM
""Just be careful doing that too often, she might really believe you are a poet and want you to tell her poem(s) for her on-the-spot, if you aren't ready for that challenge you'll be screwed. ""

___

Oh yes, been there done that...pretty awkward.

Eventually, I had to come clean.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17310 Posts
Sunday, June 03, 2012 1:36:11 AM
You can find all sorts of love poems on the internet, pick and choose the appropriate parts, and make your own just as easily.

Just be careful doing that too often, she might really believe you are a poet and want you to tell her poem(s) for her on-the-spot, if you aren't ready for that challenge you'll be screwed.

habs
Male, 18-29, Western US
 13899 Posts
Sunday, June 03, 2012 1:11:20 AM
I have been doing that for years. I don't copy it exactly though, I take bits and pieces of what I like and add my own flare to it.

Buiadh
Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Sunday, June 03, 2012 12:09:31 AM
Sounds good to me!

thelonious
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3246 Posts
Saturday, June 02, 2012 11:37:58 PM
I thought, obviously incorrectly, that the "real men of genius" theme presented by some beer company was supposed to highlight some slightly questionable contribution to humanity but over-glorify it to the point of theater of the absurd. This just smells like failed dreams and lost direction.

jamie76
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2350 Posts
Saturday, June 02, 2012 11:33:40 PM
deathcab4aj

having a sense of humor I hear helps relationships greatly also...just saying.

Tobunshi
Male, 18-29, Europe
 681 Posts
Saturday, June 02, 2012 9:37:14 PM
@deathcab4aj

Somebody doesn't know a joke when they see it.

deathcab4aj
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 168 Posts
Saturday, June 02, 2012 9:32:55 PM
Ya that's a great way to start a healthy, loving relationship.

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11734 Posts
Saturday, June 02, 2012 9:31:38 PM
@notorious - No, I'm just saying that at some point she will ask for more. Unless he can sneak back to the store or get online, he's drated. If she sits there with him and says, "It's ok, take your time and think of something like you wrote in that card." he doesn't stand a chance. It will happen, I guarantee it. I'm not saying women don't deserve it, but once you do it they'll want more and if you can't deliver you might as well jump off of a cliff.

notorious98
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 151 Posts
Saturday, June 02, 2012 8:55:33 PM
@freddyferret

You're assuming that every woman is going to believe that what he put down was spontaneous and not thought out beforehand.

notorious98
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 151 Posts
Saturday, June 02, 2012 8:54:43 PM
Gregg Hughes is a genius.

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3745 Posts
Saturday, June 02, 2012 7:56:03 PM
I've done that before, never fails!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Saturday, June 02, 2012 7:28:12 PM

lawndartsftw
Male, 40-49, Canada
 1815 Posts
Saturday, June 02, 2012 7:16:22 PM
Challenge accepted !!

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1466 Posts
Saturday, June 02, 2012 7:13:39 PM


vodooshaman
Male, 70 & Over, Africa
 447 Posts
Saturday, June 02, 2012 7:01:33 PM
first time iab will help get me laid

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11734 Posts
Saturday, June 02, 2012 6:29:37 PM
Except for the fact that the guys who do this will be busted as soon as she starts expecting some spontaneous comments like that and he totally drats it up.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Saturday, June 02, 2012 6:13:35 PM
Some guys are going to read this and write "You're the worlds greatest mother" in their anniversary card.

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