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O Fortuna: The Misheard Lyrics

Hits: 8170 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Funny | Added by: Gerry1of1
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Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2570 Posts
Sunday, June 03, 2012 12:52:07 AM
Fantastic...


DShephard
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1597 Posts
Saturday, June 02, 2012 3:41:14 PM
This reminded me of Buffalax.
Too bad he was taken down by copyright issues. HE was drating hilarious.

PTPete
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1244 Posts
Saturday, June 02, 2012 2:06:32 PM
Awesome! Now I want cheese & chicken.

adam432823
Male, 30-39, Western US
 263 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2012 10:17:39 PM
that was fudgein awesome

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 13495 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2012 9:32:52 PM
Absolutely brilliant!

And now, for something to cleanse the palate...

* Clicky - clicky! *

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11274 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2012 6:25:42 PM
That's brilliant, even better than the "Wishmaster" one.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2012 6:08:24 PM

@ draman61 - yes they did! "Cool Whip" at 2:12
I love cool whip

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 5429 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2012 3:48:25 PM
Take that, pompous opera! Btw, did they say cool hwhip?

CynicalGamer
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 441 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2012 3:32:42 PM
Hands down the best thing I have ever seen here.

Thonious
Male, 40-49, Western US
 947 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2012 3:06:24 PM
Awesome.
It will never sound the same to me again.

robosnitz
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 2752 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2012 1:05:42 PM
HILARIOUS!!!!!! I think I peed a little!

mon360
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 742 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2012 1:03:31 PM
too many rage faces

Funkytoes
Female, 18-29, Europe
 159 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2012 1:00:07 PM
Gerry, from the bottom of my heart, thank you<3
I needed this xD

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2012 12:22:27 PM
Oh bloody hell that was funny.
Crying.

Zed68
Male, 40-49, Europe
 839 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2012 11:45:33 AM
OMG !!!! Epic !!!!!!!

Karat
Male, 18-29, Europe
 137 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2012 11:22:36 AM
there's a far better version of this.
actually, this is a partial rip off of the older version.

Brometheus
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 357 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2012 11:08:10 AM
i loled and got goosebumps at the same time.

GParadox
Female, 18-29, Western US
 740 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2012 10:53:46 AM
Sweet Jesus, that was magical. I about lost it at "Salsa Cookies, Windmill cookies!"

captkava
Male, 40-49, Europe
 257 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2012 10:35:48 AM
thank you gerry for raising a smile after a poo ridden week & outperforming the iab mods (even you fancy, tho i love you dearly).

and yes, i too miss the cat-hating scumbag...

Oystah
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 3866 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2012 10:13:19 AM
"Also, I'd let pmarren back which aparently no one wants but me."

I want him back too LLPM!

MeGrendel
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4359 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2012 10:07:47 AM
Anyoe who has not owned this work by Carl Orff, I suggest you obtain one. It's a masterpeice.

I'd suggest the 1990 version with Ormanday, the Philadelphia Orchestra and Janice Harsanyi.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2012 10:01:04 AM

"Why isn't Gerry a mod yet?"

Because I openly admit it would go crazy abusing the power to torment some IABers who shall remain nameless. coughCRAKRcough coughSQURLcough

Also, I'd let pmarren back which aparently no one wants but me.

MeGrendel
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4359 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2012 9:58:56 AM
The Cruel cuts of fate.
I bemoan the wounds of Fortune with weeping eyes, for the gifts she made me she perversely takes away. It is written in truth, that she has a fine head of hair, but, when it comes to seizing an opportunity she is bald.

On Fortune's throne I used to sit raised up, crowned with the multi-coloured flowers of prosperity; though I may have flourished happy and blessed, now I fall from the peak deprived of glory.

The wheel of Fortune turns; I go down, demeaned; another is raised up; far too high up sits the king at the summit - let him fear ruin! for under the axis is written Queen Hecuba.

MeGrendel
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4359 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2012 9:58:19 AM
Fortune Plango Vulnera-
Fortune plango vulnera stillantibus ocellis quod sua mihi munera subtrahit rebellis. Verum est, quod legitur, fronte capillata, sed plerumque sequitur Occasio calvata.

In Fortune solio sederam elatus, prosperitatis vario flore coronatus; quisquid enim florui felix et beatus, nunc a summo corrui gloria privatus.

Fortune rota volvitur: descendo minoratus; alter in altum tollitur; nimis exaltatus rex sedet in vertice caveat ruinam! nam sub axe legimus Hecubam reginam.

MeGrendel
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4359 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2012 9:52:11 AM
O Fortune, like the moon you are changeable ever waxing and waning; hateful life first oppresses and then soothes, as fancy takes it, poverty and power it melts them like ice.

Fate - monstrous and empty you whirling wheel you are malevolent well-being is vain and always fades to nothing shadowed and veiled you plague me too; now through the game I bring my bare back to your villainy.

Fate is against me in health and virtue driven on and weighted down always enslaved. So at this hour without delay pluck the vibrating strings; since Fate strikes down the string everyone weep with me!

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