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 Chaoskitty
Female, 18-29, Europe
 116 Posts
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Monday, June 04, 2012 2:23:57 PM
but fat and old people dont even want each other^^ |
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 RevWubby
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
57 Posts
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Monday, June 04, 2012 8:58:19 AM
I'm a hypertensive, fat, sick, depressed guy with high-blood pressure who can't sleep and now you tell me I'm at risk for prostate cancer? Thanks!
Welcome to married life! |
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 spuddington
Male, 18-29, Europe
117 Posts
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Sunday, June 03, 2012 8:40:52 AM
ugh, 9gag :/ |
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 Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
3534 Posts
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Sunday, June 03, 2012 12:14:51 AM
Great work lawndart. Now did you pass the pants portal? That's what I want to know. |
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 lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
3620 Posts
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Saturday, June 02, 2012 9:47:55 PM
Yes, yes, true and yes....
BTW, if you're only burning 85 calories, you're doing it wrong.  |
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 lawndartsftw
Male, 40-49, Canada
1815 Posts
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Saturday, June 02, 2012 6:30:17 PM
@baelzar. My university degree is in a biology field, but I had to take several humanities electives along with my major. I took a philosophy class, and the content went in the direction of the nature of man if God did not exist and humans had no soul. I didnt say much in the class, just took notes followed/learned the various arguments, tried to figure out what the prof was looking for. One class, the prof singled me out and asked me directly " What is the purpose of life if the soul doesnt exist ?" I was momentarily socially awkward penguin, blank, then fell back on biology. I glanced at a pretty girl who usually sat to my right, looked back at the prof, and said "to pass your genes on to the next generation". After about 20 seconds of stunned silence, the prof walked over to the other side of the classroom and awkwardly carried on.
I passed the class, btw.... |
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 8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
5417 Posts
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Saturday, June 02, 2012 5:08:03 PM
Awesome :) |
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 mon360
Male, 13-17, Southern US
741 Posts
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Saturday, June 02, 2012 4:27:05 PM
this is retarded |
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 PizzaPits
Male, 18-29, Western US
555 Posts
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Saturday, June 02, 2012 3:21:49 PM
Look up the benefits of regular exercise and you'll get a very similar list. That being said, these are still great reasons to bump uglies. |
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 Baelzar
Male, 40-49, Western US
1348 Posts
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Saturday, June 02, 2012 2:17:16 PM
I guess they missed the obvious one:
Sex passes on your genome, which is your entire purpose of being alive. |
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 paperduck
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
983 Posts
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Saturday, June 02, 2012 2:08:00 PM
My excitement in every activity I've ever engaged in has peaked, waned and disappeared, except for sex. Sex is the only thing I don't get tired of (so far) and I hope that doesn't change. Otherwise life would really suck. |
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 Squidbush
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
496 Posts
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Saturday, June 02, 2012 1:53:09 PM
Hmm.. Maybe the 'health benefits' angle will help me get some.
After all, it's mutually beneficial. |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25591 Posts
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Saturday, June 02, 2012 1:21:36 PM
Sex could cause cancer and I'd still do it! |
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 leesah
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
1577 Posts
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Saturday, June 02, 2012 1:16:31 PM
"Sex Feels Awesome" the only excuse you need. |
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 QueenZira
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
1762 Posts
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Saturday, June 02, 2012 1:07:50 PM
Neil Approves. |
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 Buiadh
Male, 18-29, Europe
6650 Posts
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Saturday, June 02, 2012 1:00:28 PM
lol@FeeFee - D'awwww! |
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 bordo
Male, 50-59, Western US
375 Posts
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Saturday, June 02, 2012 12:58:57 PM
Sex keeps me wide awake. What's this with "once or twice a week? That's setting the bar low. |
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 FeeFee
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
569 Posts
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Saturday, June 02, 2012 12:48:17 PM
For everyone having sex. -_- |
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 swoop408
Male, 18-29, Western US
1768 Posts
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Saturday, June 02, 2012 12:38:15 PM
There is no benefit to being a virgin. |
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 Crabes
Male, 30-39, Canada
930 Posts
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Thursday, May 31, 2012 12:27:15 PM
Link: 10 Health Benefits Of Sex [Pic] [Rate Link] - Benefits for everyone! |
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