 MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2221 Posts
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Friday, June 01, 2012 9:03:08 AM
Sod playing him duran duran Mac G, pop the headphones on his head, and whilst throttling him with the wire let his last moments be a bootleg of Andrew Eldritch singing KOHD.
Through tinny headhpones, no bass, pure misery.
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 asianchamp
Male, 18-29, Australia
413 Posts
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Friday, June 01, 2012 5:31:19 AM
wouldn't the walkman fall apart after the ball crushing? |
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 8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
5417 Posts
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Friday, June 01, 2012 2:56:53 AM
Because, THAT would work. I never understood why women always go for the ball sack? I guess if a female assaulted me they'd better hope I don't have a corkscrew in my hand :( |
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 SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
3526 Posts
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Thursday, May 31, 2012 11:02:07 PM
Stupid self-defense classes always assume the guy is just going to stand there and let you aim right at his balls. It's never that easy in a real fight. |
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 Bealzebubble
Male, 18-29, Australia
187 Posts
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Thursday, May 31, 2012 10:13:05 PM
Argh my groin. |
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 Barnk
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
434 Posts
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Thursday, May 31, 2012 10:05:04 PM
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MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
2221 Posts
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Thursday, May 31, 2012 4:41:19 PM
Eyes, throat and balls. Size is not an issue, only speed. |
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MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
2221 Posts
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Thursday, May 31, 2012 4:40:09 PM
hog tied her with your belt. hahahahhahahah |
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youlikeicecr
Male, 30-39, Europe
235 Posts
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Thursday, May 31, 2012 4:08:38 PM
"How to make a marriage work!" -- Available from all good book stores. |
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 dm2754
Male, 30-39, Western US
2762 Posts
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Thursday, May 31, 2012 2:41:11 PM
@Selous
that was so wrong but funny |
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 Selous
Male, 30-39, Australia
1205 Posts
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Thursday, May 31, 2012 2:09:46 PM
slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
1501 Posts Thursday, May 31, 2012 12:53:00 PM
agree with dm2754. women get a false sense of security sometimes. it happened to me years and years ago. i thought because i was slightly bigger and slightly heavier than the (alcohlic) man i was with i would be able to handle myself physically. unfortunately i was very very very wrong. physically and emotionally i'm paying for it every day 35 years later.
yea, this, as a chick, you just gotta run for it or you will get boned |
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dm2754
Male, 30-39, Western US
2762 Posts
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Thursday, May 31, 2012 2:09:12 PM
My sister in-law was a big strong woman. 6ft 4in tall she fought as hard as she could against the Two men that came for her. The nearly better her to death. After 6 months in critical condition the hospital she came out her coma. She was never about to talk, walk or feed herself ever again. Her heart finally give out 10yr later.
stay alive if not for youself then for your babies |
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soundman655
Male, 50-59, Canada
949 Posts
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Thursday, May 31, 2012 1:26:26 PM
Hit'em with your best shot |
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 slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
2130 Posts
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Thursday, May 31, 2012 12:53:01 PM
agree with dm2754. women get a false sense of security sometimes. it happened to me years and years ago. i thought because i was slightly bigger and slightly heavier than the (alcohlic) man i was with i would be able to handle myself physically. unfortunately i was very very very wrong. physically and emotionally i'm paying for it every day 35 years later. |
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 MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
1101 Posts
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Thursday, May 31, 2012 12:11:17 PM
@dm2754 I agree with most of what you say, but i also know of a few skils that when used at the right time, will keep her alive and perhaps "intact"
That said, the best defence is to puke/piss/poop all over yourself. |
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 Buiadh
Male, 18-29, Europe
6650 Posts
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Thursday, May 31, 2012 11:57:41 AM
Nowadays it's an iPod into the nostril. |
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dm2754
Male, 30-39, Western US
2762 Posts
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Thursday, May 31, 2012 11:52:56 AM
as Alice Sebold says just try to live though it. do what you have to do to live. |
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dm2754
Male, 30-39, Western US
2762 Posts
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Thursday, May 31, 2012 11:50:56 AM
All joking aside. This is way I hate these classes; is the give woman a False scents of safety.
I woman I was dating was talked into taking one of these "classes" by her mother. After each class she would show me what "learned" and I would show her how that would help. On the 3rd week we ask for her money back. (no refunds big surprise there) so during the class I heckled the inductor a few times. She ask me to help demonstrate an "advanced move". I took that to mean she wanted to kick me in the balls. So I said "okay". When told to come at her. I want in fast and hard like a killer. Body slamming her to the floor nocking the air out of her. Then I hog tied her with my belt. I was ask to leave or the cops would be called. I left along with half of the vary scared class of woman.
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dm2754
Male, 30-39, Western US
2762 Posts
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Thursday, May 31, 2012 11:28:50 AM
bitch , just turned this rape into a murder |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25547 Posts
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Thursday, May 31, 2012 10:59:40 AM
@ whodat6484 - I like the way you think. |
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MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
1101 Posts
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Thursday, May 31, 2012 10:35:35 AM
But you don't carry a purse leesah? i mean you are so beautiful people just give you stuff right? why would you need a big purse?? |
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 whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
2236 Posts
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Thursday, May 31, 2012 10:19:11 AM
@Gerry1of1 - How about this one, hahaha!!!
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 Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
15474 Posts
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Thursday, May 31, 2012 9:54:30 AM
This is how the Walkman saved lives |
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25547 Posts
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Thursday, May 31, 2012 9:53:25 AM
Nowadays you just grab his earlobe stretchers and PULL!
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 leesah
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
1577 Posts
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Thursday, May 31, 2012 9:51:47 AM
We have way bigger purses now to cover for that. |
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