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Reason 683 On Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats [Pic]

Hits: 21481 | Rating: (2.7) | Category: Funny | Added by: lostinkorea
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Bewsa30
Male, 30-39, Europe
 36 Posts
Friday, June 08, 2012 3:08:39 PM
hahahaha, dogs are dumb, they'd wait until they'd die for you. A cat is intelligent enough to find a new provider of food on their own. GO CATS!

habs
Male, 18-29, Western US
 13899 Posts
Sunday, June 03, 2012 1:08:40 AM
Everyone knows that dogs are better than cats, but cats can be pretty damn cute.

PierreJeanFR
Male, 40-49, Europe
 1337 Posts
Wednesday, May 30, 2012 10:19:08 AM
so... dog are stupidly faithful
cat owners stand guard upon their dead cats.

mzacur
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 112 Posts
Wednesday, May 30, 2012 4:13:12 AM
dogs are sad, anytime you leave the room they think you have left the earth. its not cute or endearing, its just annoying.

those of you who are saying cats would leave at the first opportunity...you have had pooty cats, or you are pooty pet owners. If I were to die, i'd prefer my cat to move on and enrich someone else's life the same way he did with mine...and not just sit in the same place starving for 10+ years.

kittilia
Female, 18-29, Western US
 503 Posts
Tuesday, May 29, 2012 11:04:33 PM
skullgrin: that "someone" is you. My cat is and will always be loyal to me. I'm happy if he finds a new owner to love after I die, because then he'll be happy too. But I'm sure he'll be by my side till the end. Also, your last line of "cat" sounds like my Jack Russel btw. He'll also stay with me forever, but he's lazy as poo and won't do a thing for you. Still love them both.

MentalJargon
Male, 18-29, Europe
 187 Posts
Tuesday, May 29, 2012 10:53:36 PM
That's a hell of a long way to say "dogs are drating stupid"

skullgrin
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 917 Posts
Tuesday, May 29, 2012 6:37:50 PM
"Cats = fluffy cute things that are nice to pet.

Dogs = companion for life.

Cats are not loyal to you. Cats do not give a poo whether you live or die. If you die, a cat will eat you. A dog will starve to death guarding your corpse.

Dog = Hey bro. Let's go play. Wanna get something to eat?

Cat = Feed me. Show me attention. Feed me. drat off I'm sleeping."

someone doesnt have any experience with cats

IRockYeah
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2607 Posts
Tuesday, May 29, 2012 11:24:24 AM
In short...dogs will stay by your side even in death. Until they die.
Cats will say "meh" and move on, get a new owner, eat food and live.

Cats = lazy survivalist.
dog = blindly loyal and dumb.

marcus2
Male, 13-17, Europe
 678 Posts
Tuesday, May 29, 2012 10:59:32 AM
@Slmmhmmr161
What about the primates that we evolved from?

Slmmhmmr161
Male, 18-29, Canada
 611 Posts
Tuesday, May 29, 2012 9:01:11 AM
Dogs have been mankind's strongest link to the animal kingdom for hundreds of thousands of years. They beat cats everytime, hands down.

diylobotomy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1828 Posts
Tuesday, May 29, 2012 7:57:39 AM
My cat: Was never a dog. Therefore she wins.

TheiaRenown
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 425 Posts
Tuesday, May 29, 2012 7:09:25 AM
Maybe it just means that dogs cant take a hint?

ilurk
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 220 Posts
Tuesday, May 29, 2012 6:42:08 AM
Justin, I agree.
Plus, Some of these like "staying at a train station" I'm sure that was just his new home to him. Clean water could be found and scraps of food to eat.

burbclaver
Male, 50-59, Western US
 859 Posts
Tuesday, May 29, 2012 6:05:19 AM
I ate dog in Korea once.

Justin9235
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1582 Posts
Tuesday, May 29, 2012 4:32:18 AM
My cat waits for me by the door all day long. When I went off to college, my mom would catch my cat sitting by the door, waiting for me to get home. Not all cats are the same, just like dogs aren't.

spuddington
Male, 18-29, Europe
 121 Posts
Tuesday, May 29, 2012 4:12:48 AM
gave my dog the biggest hug after this.

sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
 2482 Posts
Tuesday, May 29, 2012 3:00:55 AM
My girl is sitting on my lap as I read this. She loves me but don't think will starve a day for me.
She is rescued and has learned that she has to look after herself.
My gran had come to visit us for three months and her dog, according to staff, stopped eating and died pinning for her. This 30 years ago.

neosophist
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 137 Posts
Tuesday, May 29, 2012 1:56:04 AM
Don't forget Seymour, Fry's dog from Futurama.

photomstr
Male, 50-59, Canada
 767 Posts
Tuesday, May 29, 2012 12:20:30 AM
My neighbours cat is loyal to ME . . . always comes for a visit. I love dogs too!

auburnjunky
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 10184 Posts
Tuesday, May 29, 2012 12:02:02 AM
Cats = fluffy cute things that are nice to pet.

Dogs = companion for life.

Cats are not loyal to you. Cats do not give a poo whether you live or die. If you die, a cat will eat you. A dog will starve to death guarding your corpse.

Dog = Hey bro. Let's go play. Wanna get something to eat?

Cat = Feed me. Show me attention. Feed me. drat off I'm sleeping.

TheShgn2
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 631 Posts
Monday, May 28, 2012 11:41:40 PM
These kinds of stories always make me cry.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Monday, May 28, 2012 11:05:56 PM
And here I thought Mac was gonna rail against stupid American dogs welcoming home their owners from pointless illegal wars...


You see? Dogs will love anyone, even war criminals.

MrAtari
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1447 Posts
Monday, May 28, 2012 10:47:33 PM
that only proves dogs are stupid

leesah
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1577 Posts
Monday, May 28, 2012 9:25:35 PM
"Also rats are the best."

What kind do you have? My Littlefoot has quite the taste for dumbos.

lawndartsftw
Male, 40-49, Canada
 1815 Posts
Monday, May 28, 2012 9:22:48 PM
A dog is your friend....

A cat...well, you are it's butler...

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