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Girls Are Not Complicated [Pic]

Hits: 16208 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: Funny | Added by: ElectricEye
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I-IS-BORED
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2432 Posts
Monday, May 28, 2012 2:44:31 PM
leesah by your logic i should teach a chick to give a better bj by sticking my dick in her eye, what does laughing accomplish to help your partner improve themselves?

ElijaBlack
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 250 Posts
Sunday, May 27, 2012 11:46:08 PM
if we are all on a sinking ship i believe the normal procedure is "women and children first" right? that's fair too.

lawndartsftw
Male, 40-49, Canada
 1815 Posts
Sunday, May 27, 2012 6:32:17 PM
Pinkroid wins the internet today !! Jerry comes in a close second...

RecycleElf
Male, 18-29, Europe
 3632 Posts
Sunday, May 27, 2012 5:40:59 PM
sex is like pizza, when it's good, it's reaaally good! but when it's bad... it's still pretty good!

RecycleElf
Male, 18-29, Europe
 3632 Posts
Sunday, May 27, 2012 5:38:16 PM
pinkroyd won the man/woman debate.

spot on, chap!

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Sunday, May 27, 2012 3:00:32 PM
PinkRhoid said it best

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Sunday, May 27, 2012 12:15:18 PM
PinkRhoid, thank you. I concur 100% and you've saved me the effort of writing up a very similar post.

bridog6996
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 570 Posts
Sunday, May 27, 2012 12:07:39 PM
Why can nearly every girl get a blow job right the first time...


That's highly debatable. You only think you got it because the guy is just happy you're touching his thing. That doesn't mean it was good though. I've gotten a decent number of blowjobs in my day, but only a few women did it really well.

PinkRhoid
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1202 Posts
Sunday, May 27, 2012 11:29:33 AM
If you don't want to be laughed at, improve, work on that technique, instead of demanding your female partner be complacent and put up with your terrible sex.

First, only a juvenile would laugh at a partner rather than help them learn. Most men don't expect women to be complacent. In fact, most women make 0 effort to tell a guy when he's messing up, or how. So they think they are fine.
If you want to be treated like anything other than a pretentious bitch, and you want to be pleased, then perhaps you should step off your high horse, and talk to them instead of ridiculing them. Also, just because most girls can get a guy off eventually because, as I said, it's hard to do wrong, most woman are NOT good at it so your delusional as well.

It's funny; when a man has an attitude like yours toward women he's a pig and a misogynist but women like you think when you do it, you're empowered and strong. News flash, your a pig just like they are.

PinkRhoid
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1202 Posts
Sunday, May 27, 2012 11:29:26 AM
Why can nearly every girl get a blow job right the first time while a guy's first attempt at oral is nearly always just god damn awful

Because we have different anatomy entirely. Any non-nice individual/bitch can make an O face and move their head back and forth. Toting that as if it makes you accomplished makes you look like an ass. With a lady one speed or movement or pressure is not typically sufficient to achieve great results or any results at all. Not to mention each woman is dramatically different and what one likes another hates.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Sunday, May 27, 2012 8:44:36 AM

leesah,
"while meaning well, most of you have no idea what you're doing"

The important point here as that men will give it a go. From what my straight man friends {and female friends too} men have to plead and beg for a year or two to get a chick to make any small effort at all on his tangy tart-trombone.

"Why can nearly every girl get a blow job right the first time while a guy's first attempt at oral is nearly always just god damn awful?"
Oh, sweetie....they lied to you.
But if he had said, "Nice effort but you weren't really very good" I've no doubt he'd be walking around with a size 6 stiletto sticking out of his forehead so you can't blame him.

But leesah, you did prove the point all the guys have been trying to make. Your comment was about how lame men are and how guys should be just sooooo greatful women even allow them in the house.

Thetas
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1552 Posts
Sunday, May 27, 2012 7:19:54 AM
@leesah

You seem to be letting your real life problems effect that way communicate with strangers online? You're making a pretty wild generalization with your post. From my experience, women never "get it right the first time."

NNoamfer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1192 Posts
Sunday, May 27, 2012 6:56:10 AM
One thing, women ask for way to much from men and give nothing in return.

leesah
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1577 Posts
Sunday, May 27, 2012 6:27:36 AM
"I'm sure an even larger part of it is that dudes don't take oral sex for granted and laugh at women's attempts to do something for them"

That's what you're going with? We laugh because it's far too obvious that, while meaning well, most of you have no idea what you're doing. Why can nearly every girl get a blow job right the first time while a guy's first attempt at oral is nearly always just god damn awful? If you don't want to be laughed at, improve, work on that technique, instead of demanding your female partner be complacent and put up with your terrible sex. Everyone is happier that way.

IRockYeah
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2500 Posts
Sunday, May 27, 2012 5:25:04 AM
"Honestly, that's because you're not a guy. If I got a piss poor blow-jay, the last person I'd complain to is a female. Women talk about sex with other women. Men talk about sex with other men. "

Wait...sex with other men? Not me pal.

TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 4827 Posts
Sunday, May 27, 2012 5:18:48 AM
"Gina: How easy is it to say you're welcome and sink to your knees? "

We have a winner.

Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 2079 Posts
Sunday, May 27, 2012 4:48:38 AM
It made me laugh. I'd like to think I'm not as bad as Daniel thinks, but I do have a tough time seeing myself from another persons point of view. Thankfully my fiance is a great help with that! Thanks Honey!!

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11773 Posts
Sunday, May 27, 2012 2:54:25 AM
Gina: How easy is it to say you're welcome and sink to your knees?

bridog6996
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 570 Posts
Sunday, May 27, 2012 2:25:05 AM
I rarely hear guys complaining about the quality of a blow job


Honestly, that's because you're not a guy. If I got a piss poor blow-jay, the last person I'd complain to is a female. Women talk about sex with other women. Men talk about sex with other men.


Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3663 Posts
Sunday, May 27, 2012 1:21:15 AM
leesah - maybe that has something to do with the personal hygiene of your references. Just speculating.

Penguinato23
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 295 Posts
Saturday, May 26, 2012 11:15:24 PM
And leesah; dude's complain about terrible, sloppy bjs. Of course complaining about bjs also makes lots of males feel kind of showoffy and gay, so it's not a common topic.

I'm sure an even larger part of it is that dudes don't take oral sex for granted and laugh at women's attempts to do something for them...unlike many women. "Haha! look at those pitiful clueless men! They can't do anything right! Who needs em?!"

Cause there are always other men lining up around the corner to give it a go, so completely dumping on em' is no biggie, amirite?

Heck, look at stand up comedians; ~90% of female comedians' material is about how men suck at everything and how pitiful they are at anything sexual. It's ok to laugh at that, and men should just be good sports.

If a male went on and on about how much women sucked at everything and how pitiful they were in bed, most people, especially women, wouldn't be ok with that.

Keegan31
Male, 18-29, Western US
 229 Posts
Saturday, May 26, 2012 11:05:33 PM
the only reason guys don't complain about the bj's you give is they want to to keep giving them.

Penguinato23
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 295 Posts
Saturday, May 26, 2012 10:58:16 PM
Gerry, you saying that made me feel a little better.

I agree that the attitude seems to be that dudes should be jumping through hoops so women will grace us with their presence. I'm not saying that that's a pervasive female belief, but it seems to be in the back of the societal subconscious. Of course media of all sorts also reinforces that idea. The primitive notion that women aren't as good as men is wrong, but the idea that males should constantly be going out of their way to prove themselves is cool.

It feels bad man. Being taken for granted isn't pleasant. Of course we aren't supposed to admit it. Hell, it took me a while not to feel awkward discussing feelings with even doctors.

Again, I'm not even necessarily aiming that at females. It's a societal idea that seeps into personal beliefs to degrees. Still, it doesn't bolster self esteem even when it's just movies/ commercials telling us we should be grateful that women keep our sorry asses around.

leesah
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1577 Posts
Saturday, May 26, 2012 10:14:35 PM
"For example, you listed "Learn to give oral sex." You did not say "we do that to each other.""

She said "learn". I rarely hear guys complaining about the quality of a blow job but you ask a girl about oral and she'll either sadly laugh or recall a single all-star hookup who finally got it right.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Saturday, May 26, 2012 9:43:25 PM

@ 003067

Thank you for summing up the modern femanist attitude.
"Do for me. Do for me. Do for me." With no thought of what it takes to make a man happy. "He should be glad I stay" seems to be all women put into the relationship. Well guess what, You ain't all that. With a minimal amount of maintenance, your guy will slay dragons for you, but you gotta bring something to the relationship that every other woman can't supply {and without nagging}. He can NOT get oral sex from anyone, so what's so special about you?

Not your fault I suppose, modern girls are taught at a young age that men are pigs who oppress women and you owe them nothing. That would be wrong. For example, you listed "Learn to give oral sex." You did not say "we do that to each other."

In summation....make your man a damn sammich and you'll get everything you want.

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