 TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 4827 Posts
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Sunday, May 27, 2012 4:52:53 AM
The correct way to do things: Talk to your neighbor. Ask him to adjust the angle, take it down, or let me put a blinder on it to block the light that does reach my house.
The fun way: This. |
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 EgalM
Male, 18-29, Canada
1690 Posts
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Sunday, May 27, 2012 4:40:32 AM
HAHA, that's great, seems to me email spared them a fist fight. |
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 drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
1561 Posts
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Sunday, May 27, 2012 2:47:11 AM
David Thorne is an internet legend. He sends emails all the time to douche's like this. |
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 sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
2028 Posts
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Sunday, May 27, 2012 12:35:47 AM
I love visiting IAB. |
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 SnoopyBG
Male, 18-29, Europe
489 Posts
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Sunday, May 27, 2012 12:07:58 AM
Last e-mail made me choke. |
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 Selous
Male, 30-39, Australia
1205 Posts
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Saturday, May 26, 2012 11:14:18 PM
Liindsayy
Female, 13-17, Canada
18 Posts Saturday, May 26, 2012 7:24:40 PM
This person is just a douche. Normally the people that are getting the dose of sarcasm are wrong and deserve it, but you really can't just take someone's lamp if it's on their property..and no need to be a dick about it if the person was cooperating.
you are right, he should have shot out the lamp with an air rifle and have never said anything about it |
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Selous
Male, 30-39, Australia
1205 Posts
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Saturday, May 26, 2012 11:10:37 PM
no kangaroos in austria |
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 PoopNoodle
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
398 Posts
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Saturday, May 26, 2012 11:03:39 PM
"If you put fifty children with Downe's Syndrome in a room, there is gonna be alot of hugging"
Epic.... |
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 MrTwidget
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
751 Posts
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Saturday, May 26, 2012 10:30:38 PM
"Our primary spoken language is screaming." LOL |
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 Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
1148 Posts
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Saturday, May 26, 2012 10:23:46 PM
And you're not insane yet, LazyMe484? :D
David is awesome and one of my new heroes. |
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 wko
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
547 Posts
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Saturday, May 26, 2012 9:21:51 PM
Haha that was great, I want him as my neighbor =D |
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 Fancysucksss
Male, 18-29, Western US
1051 Posts
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Saturday, May 26, 2012 9:08:41 PM
The sarcasm is strong with this one. I like him :D |
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 TheShgn2
Male, 13-17, Southern US
631 Posts
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Saturday, May 26, 2012 9:05:30 PM
"drat off back to Austria."
But the guy said he was from Australia
Many Americans are dumbasses and don't know the difference. |
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 Viking864
Male, 40-49, Southern US
817 Posts
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Saturday, May 26, 2012 8:17:15 PM
LMAO |
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 LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
10503 Posts
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Saturday, May 26, 2012 8:06:33 PM
I saw this ages ago on a far superior humor site.
^ yes, I am a d*ck for leaving a comment like that, but whatever. I've been here for years. |
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 faaaaq
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
646 Posts
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Saturday, May 26, 2012 7:54:57 PM
Liindsayy what? how was the other neighbor cooperating AT ALL? |
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 syke22
Male, 18-29, Southern US
1037 Posts
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Saturday, May 26, 2012 7:50:30 PM
"drat off back to Austria."
But the guy said he was from Australia |
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 DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
3635 Posts
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Saturday, May 26, 2012 7:43:03 PM
They're not fake... |
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 Quik2TheStab
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
665 Posts
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Saturday, May 26, 2012 7:30:16 PM
Everyone in my neighborhood has floodlights. I'm pretty sure they just hate stars being visible. |
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 Insomniac89
Male, 18-29, Canada
42 Posts
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Saturday, May 26, 2012 7:28:58 PM
Lol I would have just put a parabolic mirror and direct it back at him lol |
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 Liindsayy
Female, 13-17, Canada
24 Posts
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Saturday, May 26, 2012 7:24:40 PM
This person is just a douche. Normally the people that are getting the dose of sarcasm are wrong and deserve it, but you really can't just take someone's lamp if it's on their property..and no need to be a dick about it if the person was cooperating. |
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 kangoala
Male, 18-29, Australia
632 Posts
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Saturday, May 26, 2012 7:19:14 PM
LOL!!! |
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 ihurtmyself
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
363 Posts
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Saturday, May 26, 2012 7:10:25 PM
fake or not; this is funnier than two-thirds of the crap posted here. |
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STWP
Male, 50-59, Western US
10 Posts
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Saturday, May 26, 2012 7:08:40 PM
Yeah, security. He walked right in, works great. Least he could try is an automatic light. I have the same kind of neighbors with outside lights too bright and dim bulbs inside the house. Sorry to have to take the Aussie's side, but some dumb ass 'merikans deserve it. |
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indisguise
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
267 Posts
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Saturday, May 26, 2012 7:04:21 PM
Is this the dude with the drawing of a spider story? Funny poo - I don't care if it's 'real' or not... |
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