 kummi90
Male, 18-29, Europe
 543 Posts
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Tuesday, May 29, 2012 8:55:11 AM
Please, I've been really bad, handcuff me! |
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 Linkenberger
Male, 18-29, Canada
1067 Posts
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Monday, May 28, 2012 6:27:05 PM
Goddamnit rick, I thought we agreed no more erotic anecdotes. They were funny at the seal-clubbing outing but now is neither the time nor place. |
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 Burton_Ian
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
801 Posts
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Saturday, May 26, 2012 12:18:57 PM
Protect and serve...
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 rickwhite
Male, 30-39, Canada
126 Posts
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Saturday, May 26, 2012 9:16:35 AM
Makes me fantasize about being a man-whore and her constantly busting me... each time, she keeps trying to get me off the street. She sees my heart of gold. But I am just too "broken" to fix myself.
Her and her partner drive by sometimes. She shakes her head at me. I look at her with sad eyes. A weak smile. Both ashamed and hopeful some day, I'll change my ways.
After she saves my life during a tussle with a tough Jane, she buys me something to eat. We share a moment in a cheap diner, and it leads to her taking me home to have a shower and a good night's sleep in a proper bed... in the guest bedroom.
After waking from a bad dream, I call her name. She rushes to my aid and comforts me. A few kisses on my forehead to calm me down... then the kisses get lower... then more passionate...
Then the saxophone starts.... |
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 TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
4827 Posts
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Saturday, May 26, 2012 4:51:00 AM
I'd commit crimes and run just to be tackled by her. |
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DasUberPoop
Male, 30-39, Southern US
209 Posts
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Saturday, May 26, 2012 1:30:35 AM
I'd let her bjerka my smjerka bjerka any day of the wjeek. |
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 Fancysucksss
Male, 18-29, Western US
1051 Posts
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Saturday, May 26, 2012 1:24:36 AM
I know where I'm moving. I'm so definitely gonna get kicked out of the netherlands too. she could hold that gun up to me and i'd still resist in the hopes she would force me to the ground. I mean...how the drat. You never see fine police woman. at least on the west coast. I've only seen dike looking ones. Hot damn!! |
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 Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
15474 Posts
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Friday, May 25, 2012 5:59:42 PM
I still prefer Brazil
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 T3hHippie
Male, 18-29, Canada
166 Posts
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Friday, May 25, 2012 5:32:11 PM
Is this an all female unit? |
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 Otto67
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
438 Posts
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Friday, May 25, 2012 5:30:58 PM
"Anything you say can and will be held against you"
"T*its!" |
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 CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
2433 Posts
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Friday, May 25, 2012 4:53:05 PM
Some place in Mexico has one of those as their chief. |
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 FemBot
Female, 18-29, Western US
257 Posts
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Friday, May 25, 2012 3:32:02 PM
WANT. |
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 soundman655
Male, 50-59, Canada
956 Posts
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Friday, May 25, 2012 1:34:58 PM
Put the bust in bust me, please!! |
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 piperfawn
Male, 30-39, Europe
3165 Posts
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Friday, May 25, 2012 1:22:40 PM
Hey officer i'm smoking a joint...i'm smoking a joint, arrest me pls! What? You can't? Awww! |
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 collegebound
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
3480 Posts
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Friday, May 25, 2012 1:19:18 PM
she cant be undercover? i know OUR UCs dont look so good...but why cant she? |
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 chicagojay
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
862 Posts
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Friday, May 25, 2012 12:43:37 PM
Im on the way |
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 Penguinato23
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
295 Posts
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Friday, May 25, 2012 12:22:10 PM
The netherlands has police?
Oh, and to quote an old friend;
"white pants are hot" |
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 ihurtmyself
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
363 Posts
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Friday, May 25, 2012 12:06:50 PM
dutch c.s.i. |
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 krembill
Male, 18-29, Europe
1210 Posts
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Friday, May 25, 2012 11:32:54 AM
Probably shooting a movie. |
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 MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
2597 Posts
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Friday, May 25, 2012 11:04:03 AM
I wonder if she gets a lot of people thinking it's a strip-o-gram when she turns up on raids? |
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 turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
1826 Posts
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Friday, May 25, 2012 11:00:33 AM
F the police indeed. |
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 ScottSerious
Male, 18-29, Western US
5329 Posts
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Friday, May 25, 2012 10:27:04 AM
i would |
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 maddux32
Male, 30-39, Western US
841 Posts
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Friday, May 25, 2012 10:23:17 AM
@diylobotomy
Nah, I don't see it. And even if she were/is, for her, I shall make an exception. |
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 diylobotomy
Male, 18-29, Western US
1619 Posts
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Friday, May 25, 2012 10:15:59 AM
She's orange. |
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maddux32
Male, 30-39, Western US
841 Posts
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Friday, May 25, 2012 10:07:20 AM
Any idea on how hard it is to open up a law practice in the Netherlands? I'm going....I'm mother effin going. |
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