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So This Is A Cop From The Netherlands [Pic]

Hits: 14491 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Misc. | Added by: fancylad
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kummi90
Male, 18-29, Europe
 543 Posts
Tuesday, May 29, 2012 8:55:11 AM
Please, I've been really bad, handcuff me!

Linkenberger
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1166 Posts
Monday, May 28, 2012 6:27:05 PM
Goddamnit rick, I thought we agreed no more erotic anecdotes. They were funny at the seal-clubbing outing but now is neither the time nor place.

Burton_Ian
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 809 Posts
Saturday, May 26, 2012 12:18:57 PM
Protect and serve...

rickwhite
Male, 30-39, Canada
 151 Posts
Saturday, May 26, 2012 9:16:35 AM
Makes me fantasize about being a man-whore and her constantly busting me... each time, she keeps trying to get me off the street. She sees my heart of gold. But I am just too "broken" to fix myself.

Her and her partner drive by sometimes. She shakes her head at me. I look at her with sad eyes. A weak smile. Both ashamed and hopeful some day, I'll change my ways.

After she saves my life during a tussle with a tough Jane, she buys me something to eat. We share a moment in a cheap diner, and it leads to her taking me home to have a shower and a good night's sleep in a proper bed... in the guest bedroom.

After waking from a bad dream, I call her name. She rushes to my aid and comforts me. A few kisses on my forehead to calm me down... then the kisses get lower... then more passionate...


Then the saxophone starts....

TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 4827 Posts
Saturday, May 26, 2012 4:51:00 AM
I'd commit crimes and run just to be tackled by her.

DasUberPoop
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 209 Posts
Saturday, May 26, 2012 1:30:35 AM
I'd let her bjerka my smjerka bjerka any day of the wjeek.

Fancysucksss
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1051 Posts
Saturday, May 26, 2012 1:24:36 AM
I know where I'm moving. I'm so definitely gonna get kicked out of the netherlands too. she could hold that gun up to me and i'd still resist in the hopes she would force me to the ground. I mean...how the drat. You never see fine police woman. at least on the west coast. I've only seen dike looking ones. Hot damn!!

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Friday, May 25, 2012 5:59:42 PM
I still prefer Brazil



T3hHippie
Male, 18-29, Canada
 166 Posts
Friday, May 25, 2012 5:32:11 PM
Is this an all female unit?

Otto67
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 438 Posts
Friday, May 25, 2012 5:30:58 PM
"Anything you say can and will be held against you"

"T*its!"

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4967 Posts
Friday, May 25, 2012 4:53:05 PM
Some place in Mexico has one of those as their chief.

FemBot
Female, 18-29, Western US
 262 Posts
Friday, May 25, 2012 3:32:02 PM
WANT.

soundman655
Male, 50-59, Canada
 1484 Posts
Friday, May 25, 2012 1:34:58 PM
Put the bust in bust me, please!!

piperfawn
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3812 Posts
Friday, May 25, 2012 1:22:40 PM
Hey officer i'm smoking a joint...i'm smoking a joint, arrest me pls! What? You can't? Awww!

collegebound
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3740 Posts
Friday, May 25, 2012 1:19:18 PM
she cant be undercover? i know OUR UCs dont look so good...but why cant she?

chicagojay
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1807 Posts
Friday, May 25, 2012 12:43:37 PM
Im on the way

Penguinato23
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 295 Posts
Friday, May 25, 2012 12:22:10 PM
The netherlands has police?

Oh, and to quote an old friend;
"white pants are hot"

ihurtmyself
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 363 Posts
Friday, May 25, 2012 12:06:50 PM
dutch c.s.i.

krembill
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1210 Posts
Friday, May 25, 2012 11:32:54 AM
Probably shooting a movie.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Friday, May 25, 2012 11:04:03 AM
I wonder if she gets a lot of people thinking it's a strip-o-gram when she turns up on raids?

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3450 Posts
Friday, May 25, 2012 11:00:33 AM
F the police indeed.

ScottSerious
Male, 18-29, Western US
 5329 Posts
Friday, May 25, 2012 10:27:04 AM
i would

maddux32
Male, 30-39, Western US
 900 Posts
Friday, May 25, 2012 10:23:17 AM
@diylobotomy

Nah, I don't see it. And even if she were/is, for her, I shall make an exception.

diylobotomy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1828 Posts
Friday, May 25, 2012 10:15:59 AM
She's orange.

maddux32
Male, 30-39, Western US
 900 Posts
Friday, May 25, 2012 10:07:20 AM
Any idea on how hard it is to open up a law practice in the Netherlands? I'm going....I'm mother effin going.

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