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Overbearing Tree Squeezes Life From Others [Pic]

Hits: 13832 | Rating: (2.6) | Category: Funny | Added by: kim...
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8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Wednesday, May 23, 2012 5:16:29 AM
Awww :)

ChainsawNbud
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 745 Posts
Wednesday, May 23, 2012 5:10:32 AM
Hey look, it's a fundamentalist Christian Republican voter and what's going on in my bedroom!

insane_ai
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 686 Posts
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 9:55:50 AM
Hey look, it's a Democrat voter and a US tax payer!

PinkRhoid
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1242 Posts
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 6:50:35 AM
lol, really... so we're labeling a plant (that has no capacity for thought) as someone's s.o. because it's "squeez[ing] the life out of you," when people are the ones that delight in killing whatever gets in our way. brilliant.


Pretty sure it was just a joke even if not very funny. No need for twisted knickers.

sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
 2481 Posts
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 6:42:53 AM
Strangler not squeezer.

Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1479 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 7:26:37 PM
Evolution and survival, motherf*ckas!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 4:10:20 PM

Xerasia
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1340 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 3:56:13 PM
lol, really... so we're labeling a plant (that has no capacity for thought) as someone's s.o. because it's "squeez[ing] the life out of you," when people are the ones that delight in killing whatever gets in our way. brilliant.

TadnJess
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 139 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 3:45:53 PM
Somewhere is a time lapse video of a strangler-fig seed landing on top of a small 5' boulder, then running its roots better than 4' down the side of this rock to get to the earth. All with no soil on top of the rock for the whole process. If these seeds get growing near anything treelike the fig will totally surround the host tree grow up it and kill it. Eventually the host tree rots out and leaves a hollow core. There are some spectacular examples of this where the hollow parts are big enough one can get inside them and climb up.

gladhatter
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 217 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 3:23:46 PM
also....don't you think it odd that our holiday symbol of undying love and affection, mistletoe, is in actuality a lifesucking parasite that eventually kills its host?

Gortrok
Male, 18-29, Europe
 779 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 2:58:50 PM
@DuckBoy87: Forever Alone high five T_T

Fwoggie2
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1754 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 2:11:28 PM
The one on the left doesn't give a fig.

swoop408
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1768 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 1:34:40 PM
Make like a tree and get outta here!!

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 1:32:28 PM
The tree on the right's poplar.

DuckBoy87
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2685 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 1:21:58 PM
"Nature: It's exactly like your relationship"

You mean nonexistent?

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 1:13:10 PM

Unbeleafable!

kim...
Female, 13-17, Australia
 180 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 1:04:48 PM
Link: Overbearing Tree Squeezes Life From Others [Pic] [Rate Link] - Studies show that trees are just like your significant other: They cling to you until they squeeze the life out of you.


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