 003067
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 147 Posts
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Tuesday, May 22, 2012 10:02:05 AM
thats not smart, just mean.
f uck you chimpanzees!
f uck you and your stupid movie!! |
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 Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
3534 Posts
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Tuesday, May 22, 2012 12:48:41 AM
How do we know I-A-B's run by pro-simians? "You're" editors are extinct. |
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 spentmiles
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
6 Posts
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Monday, May 21, 2012 5:46:49 PM
In cages mostly, or tied to a stake. When I'd take my shirt off, they'd try to run away. I got out of the business because the odds makers started giving the apes numbchucks and small caliber pistols so people would bet against me. I even fought Koko the gorilla and forced her to submit in sign language. |
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 slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
2193 Posts
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Monday, May 21, 2012 3:45:13 PM
@spentmiles. so, you used to professionally fight chimps and gorillas, huh? exactly where did you do this, professionally? inquiring minds want to know. |
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 piperfawn
Male, 30-39, Europe
3202 Posts
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Monday, May 21, 2012 2:57:39 PM
"Swoop,
I used to fight chimpanzees and gorillas professionally" but then i got a banana on my knee. |
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 Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
2696 Posts
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Monday, May 21, 2012 2:00:30 PM
you are kid? even monkeys can write better than whoever wrote that, unless an actual chimp wrote that, in that case, never mind |
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 swoop408
Male, 18-29, Western US
1768 Posts
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Monday, May 21, 2012 1:22:32 PM
Yugurekage LOL :) |
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 YugureKage
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
1127 Posts
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Monday, May 21, 2012 12:36:03 PM
"I used to fight chimpanzees and gorillas professionally. I know how to handle myself." I'm surprised PETA didn't come in and tear your dick off and eat your face. Do you know how annoying they are! :P |
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spentmiles
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
6 Posts
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Monday, May 21, 2012 12:30:56 PM
Swoop,
I used to fight chimpanzees and gorillas professionally. I know how to handle myself. |
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 jendrian
Male, 18-29, Canada
2370 Posts
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Monday, May 21, 2012 12:30:42 PM
good post but I laughed more at nettech98's reaction  |
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 Buiadh
Male, 18-29, Europe
6651 Posts
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Monday, May 21, 2012 12:12:41 PM
Gangsta Ape. |
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swoop408
Male, 18-29, Western US
1768 Posts
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Monday, May 21, 2012 12:01:06 PM
Spent, it would tear your dick off within seconds and eat your face. Literally eat your face. Do you know how strong they are? Lol |
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 Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
15474 Posts
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Monday, May 21, 2012 11:59:31 AM
F**k you human beings |
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spentmiles
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
6 Posts
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Monday, May 21, 2012 11:59:06 AM
If that monkey flipped me off, I'd climb into its enclosure and beat the poo out of it. |
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 nettech98
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
842 Posts
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Monday, May 21, 2012 11:51:09 AM
OMG we still can't get this right!
You're: YOU ARE - nothing more, nothing less.
Your: Something that belongs to you. Your car, your hair, your total lack of understanding of grammar. |
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swoop408
Male, 18-29, Western US
1768 Posts
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Monday, May 21, 2012 11:29:08 AM
Freddy, you're taking this way too serious. |
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 freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9911 Posts
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Monday, May 21, 2012 11:19:59 AM
That kid is too young to be an a-hole. You have to be old enough to know right and wrong, and that's not the case here. It's just a stupid picture and the simian probably learned that move from a bunch of dumbass white trash idiots who think it's cute to do that from the safe side of the glass. |
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 fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
2514 Posts
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Monday, May 21, 2012 11:12:57 AM
Link: How Do We Know Simians Are Intelligent? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Because even THEY know you're kid's an a-hole. |
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