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How Do We Know Simians Are Intelligent? [Pic]

Hits: 14711 | Rating: (2.2) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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003067
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 147 Posts
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 10:02:05 AM
thats not smart, just mean.
f uck you chimpanzees!
f uck you and your stupid movie!!

Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3672 Posts
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 12:48:41 AM
How do we know I-A-B's run by pro-simians? "You're" editors are extinct.

spentmiles
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 56 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 5:46:49 PM
In cages mostly, or tied to a stake. When I'd take my shirt off, they'd try to run away. I got out of the business because the odds makers started giving the apes numbchucks and small caliber pistols so people would bet against me. I even fought Koko the gorilla and forced her to submit in sign language.

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3461 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 3:45:13 PM
@spentmiles. so, you used to professionally fight chimps and gorillas, huh? exactly where did you do this, professionally? inquiring minds want to know.

piperfawn
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3898 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 2:57:39 PM
"Swoop,
I used to fight chimpanzees and gorillas professionally" but then i got a banana on my knee.

Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
 2864 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 2:00:30 PM
you are kid? even monkeys can write better than whoever wrote that, unless an actual chimp wrote that, in that case, never mind

swoop408
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1768 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 1:22:32 PM
Yugurekage LOL :)

YugureKage
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1211 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 12:36:03 PM
"I used to fight chimpanzees and gorillas professionally. I know how to handle myself." I'm surprised PETA didn't come in and tear your dick off and eat your face. Do you know how annoying they are! :P

spentmiles
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 56 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 12:30:56 PM
Swoop,
I used to fight chimpanzees and gorillas professionally. I know how to handle myself.

jendrian
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2492 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 12:30:42 PM
good post but I laughed more at nettech98's reaction

Buiadh
Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 12:12:41 PM
Gangsta Ape.

swoop408
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1768 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 12:01:06 PM
Spent, it would tear your dick off within seconds and eat your face. Literally eat your face. Do you know how strong they are? Lol

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 11:59:31 AM
F**k you human beings

spentmiles
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 56 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 11:59:06 AM
If that monkey flipped me off, I'd climb into its enclosure and beat the poo out of it.

nettech98
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 993 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 11:51:09 AM
OMG we still can't get this right!

You're: YOU ARE - nothing more, nothing less.

Your: Something that belongs to you. Your car, your hair, your total lack of understanding of grammar.

swoop408
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1768 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 11:29:08 AM
Freddy, you're taking this way too serious.

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11734 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 11:19:59 AM
That kid is too young to be an a-hole. You have to be old enough to know right and wrong, and that's not the case here. It's just a stupid picture and the simian probably learned that move from a bunch of dumbass white trash idiots who think it's cute to do that from the safe side of the glass.

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2523 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 11:12:57 AM
Link: How Do We Know Simians Are Intelligent? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Because even THEY know you're kid's an a-hole.


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