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Hey, I Just Met You: The Business Card [Pic]

Hits: 24717 | Rating: (2.6) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3666 Posts
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 2:45:30 PM
I bet this guy has boxes of these printed up. Going for the "ask enuf women, eventually I'll score" approch.

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 10:03:27 AM
What if they don't have a phone!?

blackcatseye
Female, 30-39, Europe
 656 Posts
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 2:55:40 AM
Yeah judging from his timeline cover he's not having too much trouble with the ladies. And he's better looking than Fancy. Jealous much, fatboy?

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 7:36:42 PM
So wait, Wendypants--you mean you'd call? (Just curious.)

Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3672 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 7:26:01 PM
They never call.

icanhazlove
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 4 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 3:25:35 PM
That line is from a song. Just in case yall didnt know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic&ob=av2n

Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 2098 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 2:46:19 PM
That is pure genius; well done David.

ekay
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 2:16:53 PM
FYI folks, David is not a creeper. His friend made those cards for him as a bday present. So hush with all the indignation over his sleaziness. Kthxby.

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3631 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 9:59:09 AM
Okay, who's going to let him know he's famous now?

Anyone called yet?

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13431 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 7:54:03 AM
Oh look a guido douchebag that's new......

taylor_stone
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 2692 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 6:42:08 AM
*watches as IAB fries the guy's phone with callspamming*

rncotton
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 419 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 6:22:19 AM
I feel that poor David will need to change his number after this

IRockYeah
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2584 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 6:12:40 AM
Dickbag.

EgalM
Male, 30-39, Canada
 1710 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 5:10:45 AM
Creepy, cause he clearly made more than one, which means to me that he is single enough to need more than one.

youlikeicecr
Male, 30-39, Europe
 236 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 1:36:44 AM
Douchebag!

YANKmyDOODLE
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 774 Posts
Monday, May 21, 2012 12:34:33 AM
somebody call it and see if its real

CoyoteKing
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2994 Posts
Sunday, May 20, 2012 10:47:58 PM
@indisguise: Thanks for the info! I was creeped out for a second because I actually had a girl leave me her number the other day and it has that same exact line! Makes much more sense now I know that girl and this guy with the card got it from the same song.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Sunday, May 20, 2012 10:14:28 PM
@Indisguise: Oh! Well, that makes the card a little bit more clever. Thanks. =^.^=

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Sunday, May 20, 2012 10:11:39 PM

Nope.
If he's a dog picking so many women he has to have business cards printed, you might think he's insincere.

Douchebag

indisguise
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 267 Posts
Sunday, May 20, 2012 9:57:31 PM
@ Squrlz: >[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRsm...

apparently so...

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Sunday, May 20, 2012 9:46:55 PM
~hands a card to Carmium, with a wink~

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Sunday, May 20, 2012 9:40:57 PM
Foisting a card on a woman (especially one who's out of your league) because you're too embarrassed to introduce yourself/make a play won't get you a lot of phone calls.

lawndartsftw
Male, 40-49, Canada
 1815 Posts
Sunday, May 20, 2012 9:07:17 PM
Either confident, funny, or pushy, depending on context. Creepy? Not really, imo...

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Sunday, May 20, 2012 9:04:35 PM
@HolyGod: Issa song? Please explain.

Signed,
Curious Squirrel

yeayeayea23
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 143 Posts
Sunday, May 20, 2012 8:51:14 PM
Sadly he's not the only guy doing this

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