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 simpletools
Male, 40-49, Canada
 50 Posts
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Saturday, May 19, 2012 8:36:39 PM
Actually, if we could find a keyboard covered toilet seat, that would be more accurate. |
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 Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
1163 Posts
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Saturday, May 19, 2012 9:56:47 AM
That's freakin' hilarious... and probably way too close to the truth. |
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 Willowwatch
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
735 Posts
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Saturday, May 19, 2012 9:31:51 AM
some how I always imagined that monkeys were involved, who knew? |
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Kadayj
Male, 18-29, Europe
7 Posts
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Saturday, May 19, 2012 2:05:34 AM
+it was even funnyer when i red that |
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 emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
2896 Posts
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Saturday, May 19, 2012 1:59:36 AM
I was expecting a keyboard with words like sparkled, groaned, eternal, forever, edward, sighed, and blood, replacing the normal letters....but this also explains it. |
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 Theyoyoguy
Male, 18-29, Western US
445 Posts
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Saturday, May 19, 2012 12:52:31 AM
Oh how much fun I'm going to have spreading this around |
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 lawndartsftw
Male, 40-49, Canada
1815 Posts
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Friday, May 18, 2012 9:22:19 PM
I lol'd !! Good post. |
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Runemang
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
613 Posts
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Friday, May 18, 2012 8:40:12 PM
k, this made me lol. |
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 almightybob1
Male, 18-29, Europe
4278 Posts
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Friday, May 18, 2012 7:00:00 PM
Maybe she's a very skilled writer and she knows her audience and where the money is.
I agree with the second half of that sentence. She's certainly very skilled at pandering to the emotions and insecurities of young girls.
That doesn't make her a good writer though, just a depressingly successful one. |
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Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
9677 Posts
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Friday, May 18, 2012 5:23:44 PM
It may be rubbish, but it sure made her a lot of money. Maybe she's a very skilled writer and she knows her audience and where the money is. |
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 PopCap
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
229 Posts
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Friday, May 18, 2012 3:53:29 PM
@yusuksomuch. A couple of these people are giving you some of the best advice you will receive in your life. I often wish, for my sake, that someone would have had "the talk" with me about Twilight. My wife talked me into going. Watch the Ark scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Take their advice. Do NOT look. |
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 QueenZira
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
1799 Posts
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Friday, May 18, 2012 1:59:13 PM
It was the actor, Pattinson himself, who said, "The whole time it felt really uncomfortable, it's like you're living someone's private fantasy, something no one else was meant to see."
Yeah I wouldn't even use the books for a reliable source of toilet paper. |
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 Selous
Male, 30-39, Australia
1205 Posts
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Friday, May 18, 2012 1:44:26 PM
cool thongs, i wants a pair |
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BoredFrank
Male, 40-49, Southern US
1340 Posts
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Friday, May 18, 2012 1:35:23 PM
yusuksomuch --
NO. For the love of all that is holy, do NOT subject yourself to a Twilight movie. you will emerge emasculated, wizened, bereft of wit, spirit, or even the will to live.
And that's just with a half-hour of exposure. |
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 jendrian
Male, 18-29, Canada
2370 Posts
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Friday, May 18, 2012 1:33:53 PM
@yusuksomuch, my cousin was one of those swept in the craze, so much in fact she forced me to watch the movies and recited the book while watching the movie.
It's uhm... torture, to say the least. My suggestion if you're still curious, get the ebook for free, and read the first few pages, it's not funny garbage, it's sad sad garbage that just wants to die |
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 yusuksomuch
Male, 40-49, Western US
1002 Posts
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Friday, May 18, 2012 1:15:33 PM
I almost want to read/watch these because of the massive amounts of hate they get. I mean "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" was a terrible movie, but that made it funny as hell, maybe twilight is like that? |
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 patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
5329 Posts
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Friday, May 18, 2012 1:06:10 PM
Link: Stephanie Meyer's Writing Secret! [Pic] [Rate Link] - Makes total sense. |
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