 spandi
Male, 18-29, Europe
 106 Posts
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Monday, May 14, 2012 1:55:32 PM
"Well damn SpermNinja81, making your own sandwiches since you were 10, you must be mature."
Or unloved. |
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MechBFP
Male, 18-29, Canada
819 Posts
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Monday, May 14, 2012 6:04:13 AM
Well damn SpermNinja81, making your own sandwiches since you were 10, you must be mature. |
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 emmettyville
Female, 30-39, Australia
2745 Posts
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Monday, May 14, 2012 2:39:24 AM
dads on drugs...again. |
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SpermNinja81
Male, 30-39, Australia
458 Posts
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Sunday, May 13, 2012 6:51:33 PM
god damn how old are these kids?
I had to make my own lunch from about the age of 10 onwards. it's not that hard. |
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 PopCap
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
229 Posts
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Sunday, May 13, 2012 2:40:20 PM
Sinister plot to turn his kids into freaking idiots. Hopefully, they don't join the military and get into a position of authority. We will triple our losses. |
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 LemonCurry
Male, 40-49, Asia
432 Posts
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Sunday, May 13, 2012 6:39:26 AM
time to prepare tuna sandwiches: 5 min.
time to write instructions: 25 min.
enjoyment when reading this post: priceless! |
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 8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
5420 Posts
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Sunday, May 13, 2012 5:21:40 AM
Damn that was annoying to read. |
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 Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
3534 Posts
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Sunday, May 13, 2012 2:45:20 AM
Ok - so it's After. Thanks. |
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 Squidbush
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
497 Posts
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Sunday, May 13, 2012 1:47:35 AM
"So - am I supposed to put the bread inside my shoe before or AFTER I hold it to opposing sides of my head?"
Once again for those that weren't paying attention..
You put the bread in your shoes after you have moved your clothes to the lower peg before you write your letter home unless your younger brother is getting a haircut this afternoon. Once you have turned in your permission slip, THEN you hold your bread to opposing sides of your head before you place the slices in your shoes and THEN you move your clothes to the lower peg. |
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 mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
1590 Posts
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Saturday, May 12, 2012 11:41:55 PM
My dad gave me $10 a week for lunch. |
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Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
3534 Posts
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Saturday, May 12, 2012 9:38:03 PM
So - am I supposed to put the bread inside my shoe before or AFTER I hold it to opposing sides of my head? |
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 Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
1111 Posts
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Saturday, May 12, 2012 9:06:05 PM
It's funny, but I think his humor might be lost on kids young enough to need lunch instructions, or even lunches made by their parents. |
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 sweetrebelnc
Female, 18-29, Southern US
737 Posts
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Saturday, May 12, 2012 7:51:41 PM
I thought it was funny. I guess that makes me a bad person. |
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 faustsshadow
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
350 Posts
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Saturday, May 12, 2012 7:47:20 PM
This sounds exactly like my dad's sense of humor - which, incidentally, is becoming my own sense of humor. |
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 HiEv
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
384 Posts
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Saturday, May 12, 2012 7:45:33 PM
I don't know why some people are annoyed at the dad. If I was one of those kids, I'd think it was pretty funny.
I also wouldn't forget the BlueIce. |
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Marksman
Male, 40-49, Canada
147 Posts
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Saturday, May 12, 2012 5:35:57 PM
Dad gets his eyes scooped out with the spoon while sleeps....
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Marksman
Male, 40-49, Canada
147 Posts
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Saturday, May 12, 2012 5:35:49 PM
Use the spoon to scoop dad's eyes out while he sleeps....
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 freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9843 Posts
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Saturday, May 12, 2012 5:30:24 PM
Daddy is a douche. |
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 Buiadh
Male, 18-29, Europe
6650 Posts
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Saturday, May 12, 2012 4:26:14 PM
That's just silly. |
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 jadedtortois
Female, 18-29, Canada
779 Posts
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Saturday, May 12, 2012 4:20:40 PM
I doubt the kids are any older than 7, kids are all sorts of special... they're probably hyperactive |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16991 Posts
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Saturday, May 12, 2012 3:07:47 PM
"DAD! Teddy's lunch is 15 grams heavier than MINE!"
Kids! We put our metal lunchboxes in our lockers... icepack?? That's for camping! |
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 maddux32
Male, 30-39, Western US
840 Posts
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Saturday, May 12, 2012 2:55:41 PM
That was pretty stupid. |
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 theshark350
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
429 Posts
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Saturday, May 12, 2012 2:53:36 PM
day 2: here is your lunch money. get it to the cafeteria or starve. |
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 lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
3620 Posts
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Saturday, May 12, 2012 2:38:50 PM
Teddy and Joey must have a combined IQ of 2. |
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 kitteh9lives
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
978 Posts
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Saturday, May 12, 2012 6:52:43 AM
Link: Lunch Intructions [Pic] [Rate Link] - Something tells me Teddy and Joey might be a little 'special'? Great dad is great though. |
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