 8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5417 Posts
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Thursday, May 10, 2012 3:11:58 PM
He's gradually getting away! |
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 paddy215
Male, 18-29, Europe
1547 Posts
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Thursday, May 10, 2012 2:37:17 PM
Having him watch the food is like having Gazza guard the off license |
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 CaptKangaroo
Male, 50-59, Southern US
1198 Posts
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Thursday, May 10, 2012 8:11:06 AM
He works the Dairy aisle, he's a security guard- therefore intolerant of many things... See where I'm going with this? |
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 GhettoNinja
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
889 Posts
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Thursday, May 10, 2012 5:10:31 AM
He needs a sidecar and a gimmicky sidekick...like maybe a great dane...or ooh oooh I know...a Saint Bernard.
A big fat st. bernard and he can name him wiggles. |
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 Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
1474 Posts
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Thursday, May 10, 2012 1:09:17 AM
Full speed to the doughnut isle... |
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 carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
4029 Posts
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Wednesday, May 09, 2012 9:52:51 PM
I figure if there's a theft, he just motors for the exit and blocks the doorway until police arrive. |
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 mytbozak
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
328 Posts
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Wednesday, May 09, 2012 8:40:12 PM
no??? |
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 Crabes
Male, 30-39, Canada
930 Posts
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Wednesday, May 09, 2012 5:17:07 PM
that must be this guy dream job, having all this food around and the bonus not having to walk |
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 whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
2240 Posts
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Wednesday, May 09, 2012 5:16:06 PM
I admit seeing a fat guy on a Rascal is funny, but there is a chance he may just be a customer, not a security guard. You can buy a T-shirt that says "SECURITY" pretty at every Wal-Mart/Target or online. |
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 swoop408
Male, 18-29, Western US
1768 Posts
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Wednesday, May 09, 2012 3:57:24 PM
Wow. I used to work in contract security years ago and I have no idea how this is okay. Just...lol! Insane. |
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 piperfawn
Male, 30-39, Europe
3158 Posts
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Wednesday, May 09, 2012 3:40:08 PM
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 soundman655
Male, 50-59, Canada
952 Posts
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Wednesday, May 09, 2012 3:39:55 PM
I worry about the pasteries |
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PhantomGh0st
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
260 Posts
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Wednesday, May 09, 2012 3:28:58 PM
Yup no 1 will be dratin with that dairy |
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 Buiadh
Male, 18-29, Europe
6650 Posts
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Wednesday, May 09, 2012 3:07:14 PM
Haha. Love this. |
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 fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
2512 Posts
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Wednesday, May 09, 2012 1:48:44 PM
Link: Don't Worry Everyone, Dairy Is Secure [Pic] [Rate Link] - That's some good security work there, Lou... |
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