 Jowsh
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1057 Posts
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Friday, May 04, 2012 4:05:38 AM
"bouquet of ass" has to be one of the most horrible things I've read whilst eating this week |
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 mon360
Male, 13-17, Southern US
741 Posts
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Friday, May 04, 2012 12:03:48 AM
snozberry, a duh |
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 tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
2824 Posts
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Thursday, May 03, 2012 11:42:07 PM
No, No, No!
Hot Love Smells Like Teen Spirit! |
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 Discobiscuit
Male, 18-29, Western US
543 Posts
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Thursday, May 03, 2012 8:11:47 PM
... I bet the photographer had large dreams. Not of photographing for sex juice. But whatever pays the mortgage |
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 Swaywithme
Female, 18-29, Canada
2937 Posts
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Thursday, May 03, 2012 8:11:42 PM
Wow Marksman, you're as bad at telling jokes as the real Sheldon!! |
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 i-am-evil
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
437 Posts
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Thursday, May 03, 2012 7:56:53 PM
@eddy666 This wouldn't happen to be the story where the guy puts Jolly Ranchers in his girlfriend's vagina, then proceeds to give her oral sex, and while he is giving her oral sex,a herpes blister bursts in his mouth as he bites down on what he thought was a Jolly Rancher? Is that the story you were thinking of? |
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 Marksman
Male, 40-49, Canada
147 Posts
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Thursday, May 03, 2012 6:54:00 PM
Hot love tastes like copper and salt. That's what my Dad always said........Bazinga. |
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 PinkRhoid
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1149 Posts
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Thursday, May 03, 2012 6:31:08 PM
Especially if you have some bile trailing down from your mouth. |
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PinkRhoid
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1149 Posts
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Thursday, May 03, 2012 6:30:11 PM
I thought tossing your salad means vomiting.
That's tossing cookies. If you walk into a room after vomiting and say, "I just tossed salad," you will get some interesting looks. |
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 eddy666
Male, 30-39, Southern US
522 Posts
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Thursday, May 03, 2012 5:54:43 PM
@PizzaPits Funny story about using jolly ranchers in sex... |
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 PizzaPits
Male, 18-29, Western US
555 Posts
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Thursday, May 03, 2012 5:40:08 PM
Hmmm... Putting your mouth where poop comes out... I don't care if it tastes like jolly ranchers, there's no f.ucking way. |
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intrigid
Male, 18-29, Canada
879 Posts
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Thursday, May 03, 2012 5:30:20 PM
@PriceIsRight
I thought tossing your salad means vomiting. |
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 BlankTom
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
6533 Posts
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Thursday, May 03, 2012 4:29:27 PM
has no one ever been to a sex shop? |
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8751 Posts
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Thursday, May 03, 2012 4:29:17 PM
So, is this supposed to be better than syrup? |
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 PriceIsRight
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
22 Posts
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Thursday, May 03, 2012 4:13:15 PM
Phosphoreign and YugureKage- It means eating out an a**hole |
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 SethDog
Male, 18-29, Australia
462 Posts
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Thursday, May 03, 2012 4:05:32 PM
no matter how hot someone is, I have never been inclined to eat someones ass. |
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 YugureKage
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
1106 Posts
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Thursday, May 03, 2012 3:13:43 PM
Phosphoreign- I'm young and should be "hip" or whatever, and i still don't know what exactly "tossing your salad" means...but I know it is sexual and judging from the picture on the can (if this is real) then I'd say yeah...they are making reference to the "urban" meaning of the phrase... -_- and that is...it just is. |
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 Selous
Male, 30-39, Australia
1205 Posts
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Thursday, May 03, 2012 2:00:40 PM
wow, i did not know u could get this, thank you sex industry for this product :) |
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 Phosphoreign
Male, 30-39, Western US
161 Posts
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Thursday, May 03, 2012 1:46:45 PM
I know... I'm an idiot... I'm getting old... but is this a bad product for spraying dressing on your salad for tossing... or are they seriously referring to the more "urban" meaning of the term Salad Tossing???? And if so... well... spray? |
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 patchouly
Male, 40-49, Canada
2973 Posts
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Thursday, May 03, 2012 1:44:59 PM
You crazy kids. |
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 honkeylips
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
1392 Posts
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Thursday, May 03, 2012 1:44:40 PM
I knew one of those "friend of a friend" type people that was a drag queen. He used to always ask me if he could toss my salad because he thought it bothered me. I once told him I had a really bad case of the runs, but he could toss if he wanted. He never asked me again. |
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 Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
9438 Posts
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Thursday, May 03, 2012 1:38:30 PM
Mmmmm strawberry fudgecake. |
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 fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
2512 Posts
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Thursday, May 03, 2012 1:31:42 PM
Link: What Does Hot Love Taste Like? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Strawberry with a slight bouquet of ass. |
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