 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 23996 Posts
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Thursday, May 03, 2012 3:15:27 PM
Solo... the cheapest date |
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 Draculya
Male, 30-39, Asia
6375 Posts
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Thursday, May 03, 2012 6:32:23 AM
Do you have to do it yourself? Can I just get a couple of hot chicks to take turns? (I think I have a book full of unused coupons) |
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 YANKmyDOODLE
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
662 Posts
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Thursday, May 03, 2012 3:55:37 AM
been there, done that |
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8767 Posts
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 9:07:02 PM
And best of all, it's 3 days longer than Black History Month! |
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 fnord09
Male, 30-39, Europe
3 Posts
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 2:57:47 PM
What about the hair growing in your palms? |
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 jendrian
Male, 18-29, Canada
2356 Posts
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 1:32:33 PM
@lawndartsftw: who says you have to masturbate alone? |
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 Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
9438 Posts
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 1:11:30 PM
FU<K YEAH! |
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 freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9843 Posts
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 1:08:23 PM
Well if it's for my country how can I refuse? |
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 Tubby12370
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1369 Posts
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 12:21:42 PM
"Let's rub one out for your country" Best slogan ever? |
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 lawndartsftw
Male, 40-49, Canada
1815 Posts
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 12:19:24 PM
Also known as foreveralone month... |
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 slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
2140 Posts
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 12:15:07 PM
every day is a celebration! |
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 metalhannes
Male, 18-29, Europe
141 Posts
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 12:10:20 PM
Buzzkill (No it's not gross) |
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jendrian
Male, 18-29, Canada
2356 Posts
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 11:58:14 AM
isn't every month masturbation month? |
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 Buiadh
Male, 18-29, Europe
6650 Posts
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 11:55:55 AM
OK then, seeing as you ask so nicely! |
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 Langer
Male, 18-29, Europe
308 Posts
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 10:51:30 AM
instantly came to mind (no pun intended :p ) |
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 patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
5290 Posts
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 10:49:45 AM
@Atrayu4u: Maybe they mean Dutch Rudders Across America? |
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 Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
1112 Posts
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 10:43:47 AM
I like your comment, Quackor :D |
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Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
1112 Posts
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 10:43:23 AM
The "Let's rub one out for your country" doesn't sound quite right.. sounds more like a circle jerk. It should probably say "Rub one out for your country" |
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 Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
2667 Posts
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 10:39:05 AM
pfft, made-up holiday invented by kleenex |
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 FoolsPrussia
Male, 18-29, Western US
2875 Posts
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 10:35:19 AM
What's next, National Breathe Oxygen Month? |
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 DromEd
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
917 Posts
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 10:25:34 AM
I find this highly sexist! |
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patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
5290 Posts
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 10:22:20 AM
Well it's not like I stopped in all the other months... |
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 toddbtmtodd
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
11 Posts
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 10:17:09 AM
My favorite month. |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25715 Posts
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 10:14:02 AM
I celebrate every day!
And clown ejaculate is just fun!
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 ScottSerious
Male, 18-29, Western US
5329 Posts
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 10:12:56 AM
welp, gotta go celebrate. excuse me. |
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