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Stay Classy, Florida [Pic]

Hits: 11285 | Rating: (2.1) | Category: Funny | Added by: Buiadh
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tatripp
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1201 Posts
Thursday, May 03, 2012 10:19:03 PM
that guy's vote is worth the same as mine

Lucky2u
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 314 Posts
Thursday, May 03, 2012 9:28:17 AM
Florida gets a lot of poo, and half of it we deserve, but this stuff with older people is not our fault. They came from the other states to retire here, so we got all the crazy old people in one place. You should be thanking us for babysitting.

fianzo
Male, 18-29, Europe
 73 Posts
Thursday, May 03, 2012 3:17:48 AM
"What's this got to do with Florida? This could happen at any WalMart."

All Walmarts have the Florida state flag in it?

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 13836 Posts
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 9:47:43 PM
I would throw him the f*** out of my store.

sweatpeanis
Female, 18-29, Western US
 418 Posts
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 9:16:53 PM
Barf

MaiaBennet
Female, 13-17, Australia
 55 Posts
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 5:33:32 PM
*Throws up in mouth*

eddy666
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 522 Posts
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 2:51:35 PM
What's this got to do with Florida? This could happen at any WalMart.

"Typical conservative, afraid of Muslims, but never met one. Hates gun control, but owns a slingshot. Lives in the cellar, out shopping with mom. "
You got that all from a picture of his back? Impressive.

Student_Law
Male, 30-39, Europe
 966 Posts
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 11:56:34 AM
5Cats, new shoes? They fit, no?

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24800 Posts
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 9:56:57 AM
vv I thought 10% of people in Florida were retired Canadians. That would explain why Florida has 2 hockey teams, eh?

@StudentLaw:



Troll elsewhere!!!

Student_Law
Male, 30-39, Europe
 966 Posts
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 9:48:18 AM
Typical conservative, afraid of Muslims, but never met one. Hates gun control, but owns a slingshot. Lives in the cellar, out shopping with mom.

We have them too. You meet them on the commenting sections on news sites.

diylobotomy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1828 Posts
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 9:20:02 AM
Of course it's at a walmart.

Buiadh
Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 9:07:56 AM
"The state demographics are
40% jewish retirees
40% cuban refugees
5% religious nuts
5% red necks
5% strippers
5% Ultra conservative politicians
110% total

The extra 10% is transient, at any given moment 10% will be out of state in federal prisons."

Made me lol.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 9:03:59 AM

jtrebowski,
"@Gerry1of1: Aw, c'mon...you left people like me out"

See "Federal Prison"

jtrebowski
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3261 Posts
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 8:23:12 AM
@Gerry1of1: Aw, c'mon...you left people like me out....Parrotheads that go to the beach and drink strong rum-runners.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 8:02:51 AM

patchgrabber
"One thing I've always wondered about: I had always thought of Florida as a nursing home for retirees. Has it always been some white trash dumping ground too?"

The state demographics are
40% jewish retirees
40% cuban refugees
5% religious nuts
5% red necks
5% strippers
5% Ultra conservative politicians
110% total

The extra 10% is transient, at any given moment 10% will be out of state in federal prisons.

ddaq89
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 150 Posts
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 7:40:52 AM
HA! I saw a guy custom making this exact T-shirt at a flea market in Florida back in Feb.

Forplay2k
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 437 Posts
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 7:25:21 AM
Must be a Walmart.

jtrebowski
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3261 Posts
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 7:24:42 AM
Buiadh: Check ur Facebook.

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5702 Posts
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 7:24:23 AM
@Gerry: You forgot their mating call: Boogity, boogity, boogity!

jtrebowski
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3261 Posts
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 7:24:00 AM
Yep..see that kinda thing down here almost every day, then I just go to the beach, have a frozen rum-runner, and remember why I moved down here in the first place.

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5702 Posts
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 7:23:11 AM
One thing I've always wondered about: I had always thought of Florida as a nursing home for retirees. Has it always been some white trash dumping ground too?

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 7:21:28 AM

And now we see the Nascar fan in his natural environment, Walmart.
Notice the colorful display on this back which he uses to gaining status
among the alpha males while simultaneously hoping to communicate sexual
desire to the females. This Nascar fan is still a cub at age 35 and will
remain with his mother until a suitable female can be found to take
her place. Even then, they will sometimes remain with their mothers
indefinately.

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2520 Posts
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 7:13:18 AM
Hey, at least the Too/To wording is correct.

Buiadh
Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 7:12:00 AM
Link: Stay Classy, Florida [Pic] [Rate Link] - Yeah, that's Florida's state flag.


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