 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 8727 Posts
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 10:39:31 PM
@Buiadh Sorry, I guess I ought to be more sensitive toward all you poor, unfortunate bastards who have to live in those European socialist $#!+holes. |
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 rogue_knight
Male, 40-49, Western US
869 Posts
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 9:44:18 AM
I react the same way! |
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 Buiadh
Male, 18-29, Europe
6650 Posts
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 5:22:27 AM
@OldOllie - I ws waiting for the bitterness... I thought you were going to manage through a post without it. But then BAM right there at the end! |
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 PestyOne
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
10 Posts
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Tuesday, May 01, 2012 8:46:21 PM
Jr. just loves bed time now, it's the only way Mom and Dad can get him to sleep all through the night. |
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 shaustin
Male, 18-29, Canada
143 Posts
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Tuesday, May 01, 2012 3:26:12 PM
umm thats busch light, not beer... |
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OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8727 Posts
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Tuesday, May 01, 2012 2:51:22 PM
@Buiadh The original version of the "f***in' near water" joke goes back nearly 40 years. It originated in America, and the subject was LIGHT beer, which was first introduced in 1973, not American beer. Canadians and/or Europeans later stole OUR joke and turn it against ALL American beer, not just light beer.
The other joke originated with Germans as an insult to American beer, which was admittedly pretty funny. However, rather than simply stealing their joke, we topped it with a clever retort which was even funnier.
Why do you say I can't take someone bashing my country? I bash it all the time, mainly because it's turning into a socialist $#!+hole just like most of Europe. |
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 lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
3620 Posts
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Tuesday, May 01, 2012 8:38:26 AM
jtrebowski
Male, 40-49, Southern US
2289 Posts Tuesday, May 01, 2012 6:39:29 AM
@lostinkorea: Yep...give me a Wittekirke any day!
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Oh, I haven't tried that one but La Chouffe is definitely my favorite Belgian Beer...it's a little on the sweeter side but oh so good! |
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 jtrebowski
Male, 40-49, Southern US
3057 Posts
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Tuesday, May 01, 2012 6:39:29 AM
@lostinkorea: Yep...give me a Wittekirke any day! |
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lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
3620 Posts
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Tuesday, May 01, 2012 5:49:05 AM
Let me tell you, I was never a beer drinker. It all tasted so damn awful but since moving to Germany. Drinking bier has been a whole other experience. It's really good, really drating good and there's nothing really more to say. And Belgium has fantastic bier too!
Prost...A VOTRE SANTE...Salute....Gezondheid |
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Buiadh
Male, 18-29, Europe
6650 Posts
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Tuesday, May 01, 2012 3:33:29 AM
LOL@OldOllie - Even in jest you still can't take anyone bashing your country. |
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OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8727 Posts
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Monday, April 30, 2012 10:21:25 PM
@BrimstoneOne and Buiadh, you BOTH killed it. It goes like this: "Why is light beer like making love on the beach? They're both f***in' near water!"
Here's another.
German: "Americans drink their beer cold so they can tell it from piss."
American: "Germans drink their beer warm so they can't." |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16948 Posts
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Monday, April 30, 2012 8:46:03 PM
@cobrakiller: Seriously, this company makes "world class beer". I kid you not, hold their own across the globe:
Unibroue
Proudly Canadian, even if they're from Quebec... |
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 lawndartsftw
Male, 40-49, Canada
1815 Posts
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Monday, April 30, 2012 6:32:22 PM
As a Canadian, I approve of any and all beer-related content on this site.... |
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Buiadh
Male, 18-29, Europe
6650 Posts
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Monday, April 30, 2012 4:46:46 PM
@BrimstoneOne - I think you just killed the joke!
It should be, as far as I remember it, American beer is like making love in a canoe. F*cking close to water." |
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 cobrakiller
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
6848 Posts
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Monday, April 30, 2012 4:10:33 PM
brimstoneone, like labatt and molson are the greatest beers ever. Most north american beers are just not great. |
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 BrimstoneOne
Male, 30-39, Canada
2232 Posts
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Monday, April 30, 2012 3:03:27 PM
What's being in a canoe and having an American beer?
Both are F*cking close to water. |
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lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
3620 Posts
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Monday, April 30, 2012 3:01:42 PM
Busch, Miller, Pabst....are those even considered beers??? BLEECK! Good luck with that. |
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 McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10226 Posts
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Monday, April 30, 2012 1:41:17 PM
Light beer should be banned.
Try Sam Adams light! |
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 panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
8138 Posts
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Monday, April 30, 2012 1:28:13 PM
Light beer should be banned. |
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 soundman655
Male, 50-59, Canada
955 Posts
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Monday, April 30, 2012 1:24:28 PM
Still crap!! |
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 freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9843 Posts
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Monday, April 30, 2012 1:17:35 PM
Anything with Busch or Budweiser in the name isn't worth drinking, and it certainly shouldn't be called beer. |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25633 Posts
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Monday, April 30, 2012 1:03:41 PM
Three years later . . .
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cobrakiller
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
6848 Posts
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Monday, April 30, 2012 12:59:25 PM
A: Everything, if that beer is Bush Light.
Buidah, thats not Bud Light. Its even lower on the totem. Right there with Keystone Light and Milwaukees best. |
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5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16948 Posts
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Monday, April 30, 2012 12:33:02 PM
Happy Baby!
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Buiadh
Male, 18-29, Europe
6650 Posts
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Monday, April 30, 2012 12:28:42 PM
Can this tiny can of "Bud light" even be classed as an adult drink? |
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