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98% Jesus [Pic]

Hits: 19537 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Misc. | Added by: kitteh9lives
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Noxious
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1 Posts
Monday, April 30, 2012 6:40:38 AM
i can walk on your mother's period.

Gortrok
Male, 18-29, Europe
 779 Posts
Sunday, April 29, 2012 4:41:09 PM
Syllogisms are ridiculous -.-

number696969
Male, 30-39, Europe
 256 Posts
Sunday, April 29, 2012 1:28:11 PM
@gerry stick them on your eyelids? oh, wait.....

LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
 10503 Posts
Sunday, April 29, 2012 11:44:17 AM
I can walk on Ice, which is 100% water, am I Jesus???

Yes, of course.

CaptainPabst
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1253 Posts
Sunday, April 29, 2012 9:51:20 AM
I am %100 Jesus

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Sunday, April 29, 2012 5:51:12 AM

There are better things to do with cucumbers than stepping on them.

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4387 Posts
Sunday, April 29, 2012 5:36:42 AM
I am 72% water, 0% cucumber

valtes
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 38 Posts
Sunday, April 29, 2012 4:36:58 AM
Actually you would only be 95% Jesus seeing as a cucumber is 95% water not 98%

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4240 Posts
Sunday, April 29, 2012 12:05:55 AM
I think if you taped a few cucumbers together, you could make a sort of shoe out of them, and walk on them, so 98% jesus!

jteachey1
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 122 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 11:23:36 PM
aaannnnnddddd the right wingers get mad

BlankTom
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 6560 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 10:19:52 PM
also, i don't think a cucumber could support the weight of someone walking on it - you know, becuase it's made up of mostly water.

ChiefRocka
Male, 18-29, Canada
 65 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 9:46:49 PM
i can make up a fairytale too

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24388 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 9:19:24 PM
@FakeBacon: You are MY kind of people!@!!!!

FAKEBACON
Male, 18-29, Canada
 592 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 9:12:05 PM
my cat eats cat food. i eat cat food. therefore, i am a cat.

Zach82
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 320 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 9:04:21 PM
That's actually a common logical fallacy called "Affirming the consequent."

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 8:51:29 PM
Wasn't funny. Sorry.

PinkRhoid
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1203 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 8:03:11 PM
2 more percent and we can be rid of this idiot!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 7:31:38 PM

98% Jesus? .... dumb

VirtualParty
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 794 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 6:59:55 PM
In this comment thread: butthurt people who can't take a joke.

Whitemn
Male, 18-29, Western US
 134 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 6:50:04 PM
I can walk on Ice, which is 100% water, am I Jesus???

nobody404
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 249 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 6:40:30 PM
@CrakrJak

Yes

tyger9575
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 299 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 6:10:55 PM
98% Jesus and 2% fracking moron!

Edgarska19
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1052 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 5:59:55 PM
Flawless logic.

tstyblucryns
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 498 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 5:44:41 PM
@BlankTom The refrigerated resurrection.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 16866 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 5:42:23 PM
I can walk on an air mattress that is 99% air, does that mean I can 99% fly ?

Fail.

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