 Noxious
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1 Posts
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Monday, April 30, 2012 6:40:38 AM
i can walk on your mother's period. |
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 Gortrok
Male, 18-29, Europe
779 Posts
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Sunday, April 29, 2012 4:41:09 PM
Syllogisms are ridiculous -.- |
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 number696969
Male, 30-39, Europe
251 Posts
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Sunday, April 29, 2012 1:28:11 PM
@gerry stick them on your eyelids? oh, wait..... |
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 LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
10503 Posts
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Sunday, April 29, 2012 11:44:17 AM
I can walk on Ice, which is 100% water, am I Jesus???
Yes, of course. |
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 CaptainPabst
Male, 18-29, Western US
1253 Posts
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Sunday, April 29, 2012 9:51:20 AM
I am %100 Jesus |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25550 Posts
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Sunday, April 29, 2012 5:51:12 AM
There are better things to do with cucumbers than stepping on them. |
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 Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
1518 Posts
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Sunday, April 29, 2012 5:36:42 AM
I am 72% water, 0% cucumber |
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 valtes
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
38 Posts
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Sunday, April 29, 2012 4:36:58 AM
Actually you would only be 95% Jesus seeing as a cucumber is 95% water not 98% |
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 emmettyville
Female, 30-39, Australia
2707 Posts
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Sunday, April 29, 2012 12:05:55 AM
I think if you taped a few cucumbers together, you could make a sort of shoe out of them, and walk on them, so 98% jesus! |
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 jteachey1
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
122 Posts
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Saturday, April 28, 2012 11:23:36 PM
aaannnnnddddd the right wingers get mad |
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 BlankTom
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
6532 Posts
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Saturday, April 28, 2012 10:19:52 PM
also, i don't think a cucumber could support the weight of someone walking on it - you know, becuase it's made up of mostly water. |
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 ChiefRocka
Male, 18-29, Canada
65 Posts
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Saturday, April 28, 2012 9:46:49 PM
i can make up a fairytale too |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16884 Posts
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Saturday, April 28, 2012 9:19:24 PM
@FakeBacon: You are MY kind of people!@!!!! |
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 FAKEBACON
Male, 18-29, Canada
560 Posts
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Saturday, April 28, 2012 9:12:05 PM
my cat eats cat food. i eat cat food. therefore, i am a cat. |
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 Zach82
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
316 Posts
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Saturday, April 28, 2012 9:04:21 PM
That's actually a common logical fallacy called "Affirming the consequent." |
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 DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
3522 Posts
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Saturday, April 28, 2012 8:51:29 PM
Wasn't funny. Sorry. |
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 PinkRhoid
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1148 Posts
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Saturday, April 28, 2012 8:03:11 PM
2 more percent and we can be rid of this idiot! |
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25550 Posts
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Saturday, April 28, 2012 7:31:38 PM
98% Jesus? .... dumb |
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 VirtualParty
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
794 Posts
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Saturday, April 28, 2012 6:59:55 PM
In this comment thread: butthurt people who can't take a joke. |
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 Whitemn
Male, 18-29, Western US
89 Posts
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Saturday, April 28, 2012 6:50:04 PM
I can walk on Ice, which is 100% water, am I Jesus??? |
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 nobody404
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
249 Posts
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Saturday, April 28, 2012 6:40:30 PM
@CrakrJak
Yes |
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 tyger9575
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
298 Posts
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Saturday, April 28, 2012 6:10:55 PM
98% Jesus and 2% fracking moron! |
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 Edgarska19
Male, 18-29, Western US
1046 Posts
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Saturday, April 28, 2012 5:59:55 PM
Flawless logic. |
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 tstyblucryns
Male, 18-29, Southern US
498 Posts
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Saturday, April 28, 2012 5:44:41 PM
@BlankTom The refrigerated resurrection. |
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 CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
14374 Posts
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Saturday, April 28, 2012 5:42:23 PM
I can walk on an air mattress that is 99% air, does that mean I can 99% fly ?
Fail. |
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