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How To Have All You Want In Life [Pic]

Hits: 13600 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Funny | Added by: ElectricEye
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richanddead
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1804 Posts
Friday, April 18, 2014 4:02:54 PM
Lol I remember this, so this was your first post eh ElectricEye. I like it, kudos.

ilurk
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 220 Posts
Sunday, April 29, 2012 6:14:24 AM
Untrue! For me anyways. I have everything I want AND my son :) Life has been good to me.

GParadox
Female, 18-29, Western US
 740 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 4:15:28 PM
At least with a kid I have an excuse for having a messy house and watching cartoons all day. ;)

Plus when people ask what I do, I'm not as looked down on for "I'm a stay at home mom" than the look I used to get with "I like to stay home and play video games."

mervviscious
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1807 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 4:11:55 PM
kids are much better than objects...

Zuriel
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 533 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 2:03:34 PM
one person's selfishness is another persons freedom

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3233 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 12:10:35 PM
or you could just do what i did: wait until you're over 50 and hook up with someone willing to privately adopt.

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 11:59:16 AM
Haha true.

honkeylips
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 1570 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 11:52:23 AM
@sarah you're right we do say that at least we recognize our selfishness so we don't have kids we'd regret.

Solvent
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2855 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 11:39:24 AM
The only thing missing in a childless couples life is being knee deep in poo, vomit, and piss every 24 hours.

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 11:34:33 AM
"My wife and I have the same plans. We say that we're too selfish to have kids."

But by not having kids you're being selfless because you know you'd be bad at it.

chubbence
Male, 18-29, Canada
 17 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 10:32:37 AM
my kids will hunt you all down.

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3613 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 10:17:06 AM
I agree, if we had kids we couldn't do all the fun sh*t we do and it's fun to make fun of friends who have kids and are always b*tching that they never get any sleep and have no money and can't go out like they used to

intrigid
Male, 18-29, Canada
 916 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 10:07:07 AM
"Yeah, it's fun and all not to have kids but you always get the feeling that there's something missing."

Speak for yourself.

honkeylips
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 1570 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 9:56:55 AM
My wife and I have the same plans. We say that we're too selfish to have kids.

Groogle
Male, 30-39, Canada
 2180 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 9:55:57 AM
Yeah, it's fun and all not to have kids but you always get the feeling that there's something missing.

CoyoteKing
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2994 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 9:44:46 AM
easiest way to be rich is never have kids

intrigid
Male, 18-29, Canada
 916 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 9:22:02 AM
As a childfree vasectomized male, I concur.

ElectricEye
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 434 Posts
Saturday, April 28, 2012 5:22:42 AM
Link: How To Have All You Want In Life [Pic] [Rate Link] - In a nutshell


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